Third round interview

>third round interview

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>third and final interview
>they give you the worst interviewer

What kind of job has so many interviews? I've held a few relatively high level jobs requiring various kinds of clearances, but I never in my life had to submit to more than one interview.

Tell them to cut the bull shit OP. Either hire you or don't. Tell them you're tired of jumping through hoops and "I don't need this shit I'm crypto rich."

This.
Trying to get a job these days is pure torture.

Video Game Designer
Friend of me got job @ Big 3 but only after literal months soul crushing interviews

When you fail interview @ Big 3 they not even tell you, everyone just walk out

>tfw every interview I get I'm hired on the spot because I am a handsome devil

I wouldnt consider McDonalds manager a 'high level' job

This is /larp/ country now

>group interview

Not even kidding then I get fired within 6 months because boomers are no fun allowed faggots who cry if you aren't being productive every minute of the day

That's because every job you're applying for is some minimum wage garbage that is desperate to fill the hole due to the previous employee hanging themselve.

pft thats nothing
>phone screening
>phone interview
>in person interview
>in person interview with director

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>never even get an interview
WHAT AM I DOING WRONG? I CANT EVEN GET A JOB FOR TEENAGERS!!

just walk in and give them a firm handshake

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Fuck begging for a job.

Nice projection gramps. 23 and every job I have had was between $18-25/hr current job is 20/hr with fuck loads of OT

>Working for the man
>Not becoming a tradesman who can do his own jobs when it comes down to it.

I work away alot as an electrician on minesites on construction gigs, there are no interviews bar some questions on the phone. When you have a skillset you can afford to tell people that if you dont get flown within a week i got another job waiting for me. Also its pretty sick to do jobs for cash when you come back to town on your week off.

REEEEEE

>just walk in and give them a firm dick

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you have to clearly state in your Cover letter that you're a homosexual tranny refugee from Syria, and that you also believe in Muslim Allah = god.

that way they will hire you to fulfill their quota. also get a tan. go to your local tanning salon, and get as dark as you can so you can pass as some sort of mexican/latam taconigger.

consider this FREE advice...my attempt to help you. from one Jow Forumsbro to another.

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>It's an unmarried woman in her late 30's
Guess I'm not getting this job

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decent advice, although its much better to be a woman, so start transitioning. The only way to get an engineering job in Australia is to be female.

did you fall for the engineering meme? I see tonnes of newly graduated engineers that just get used up (interns) then thrown out they tend to keep the minority ones (muslim women, also they earn way less that a tradesmen then on construction they might be on 90k a year with benefits while im on 200-300k a year on construction wages ( have to jump around though, good construction gig usually last a year +)

I have a Trading Internship interview for Akuna Capital and I just finished my 4th round out of 5, this shit is hell.

sort of, I never really planned to use it. I just chose the most general degree I could think of (mech eng) in case I want to wagecuck one day.

Better off targeting an industrial technologist role like instrumentation. Engineering background and you rise the ranks fast, 200k+.

Impressive. I guess I'm lucky to be in a field where they can just test you and have a good idea if they want you or not even before the lone interview. I don't think I'd manage to pass five.

Nor does it require "security clearance"

Also, good luck for your fifth interview, hope you get it.

The ultimate state of Jow Forums autists

I let this slide because he will have the codes to the vault in the managers office.

I'm almost 22 and I live in NW UK, can't even get an interview

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>working at all
>not letting your bot AKA GUTENBERG PRINTING PRESS make fat stacks for you everyday while you jerk off

Thanks dawg

I kinda know that feel

if I get a woman interviewer it's fucking game over. which is funny because I can't talk to women at all except in certain contexts where iit's appropriate

>being socially inept around women in a 1v1 circumstance
>wondering why you fail evry tim

Have you ever considered that video game designers are actual fucking niggers? You pathetic fucker.

Go in a give them the CIA Power Stance™
>Mr. Interviewer, I'm John Smith.

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>interview

lol, enjoy

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