Elon musk

is this man fucking autistic or what?
telling people to sell his stock LOL
or is her just the biggest troll of all time

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Ah the scourge of liberalism unraveling on itself.

moon man.

Is he shorting his own company?

hes a nerdy guy trying to cope with a very stressful situation. he needs to calm down

i really hope he makes it through this and we still get to see a mars attempt

I just electric cars to take off so saudis could go drown themselves in their worthless oil

I love this man now

Tesla is the world’s most shorted company

that idgaf attitud is chad af, he isn´t sucking investors balls...

95% of the meeting transcript was interesting.

Tesla said they are working on increasing efficiency of production and will work on further guidance on future gross margins and come up with specific costing numbers later.

Then some dumb analysts ask them for the specific numbers when they already knew they weren't ready.

Musk could have handled it better but clearly these Wall St muppets don't have any tech questions to ask so just spouted a meaningless question for 'muh contribution'

Pretty sure Musk has got a million other things to do and running through his head rather than repeat himself constantly to some scrub finance moron.

He's lost it lads

Tesla is completely dependent on investor funding and he tells them to fuck off

I haven't paid much attention to this, but just watched this video. I don't see the controversy. He's a smart guy forced to deal with brainlets and probably a little tired, that's all.
He just wants to build cool shit and push humanity forward while the rest of the planet is trying to lead us into Idiocracy.

$TSLA puts are the next moon mission

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He's doing the same thing Charlie Lee did before the btc market crashed.

No, he told day traders to fuck off.

Why would he give a fuck about day traders? They are human rats.

We are the day traders. You're on Jow Forums faggot.

Pretty sure all the investors are looking for a return lad, not just daytraders

With literally negative margins he doesn't exactly have the leverage to tell any investor to fuck off, short term or not

lmao this is like Jeff Skilling calling that guy an asshole during a conference call right before Enron collapsed

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Cope, Dis nigga bout to go bankwupt

Cope, dis niggas company finna bout 2 go bankwupt

Tesla is a shitty business model built on hype and investor money and it will be bankrupt by the end of the year.

>shorting his own company
>insert ancap meme

>redditfag spacing
>posts too much text on a fucking imageboard
>can't even use succinct paragraphs

eat shit elon/tsla fanboy. the analysts were asking reasonable questions that had nothing to do with stock price. but elon, being the emotwat that he is, immediately lashed out and accused them of obsessing over stock price. it sounds like elon is the only one concerned about stock price volatility, and his retarded responses actually caused the stock to price lower. if he had just maintained a professional, calm demeanor that would not have happened. if he can't do that, if he hates these conference calls so much, then surely he can hire someone to handle these calls, or get one of his other execs to do it.

Does he not know how to screen questions?
Is this guy retarded?

>you aight Jow Forumsboi, you aight.
>he cute

he called tesla shorters fucking kaffirs ffs literally used the word kaffirs

hes virtue signalinh, i think its called handicap principle. basically making things hard for yourself/showing vulnerability to actually show you're strong enough to handle it

Pretty based honestly

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billion $ p/quarter come July
>bankrupt
okay biz

>It'll happen next quarter!

Been hearing this for years now

It's negative 750million while missing every target and not getting the product to customers.
This is the biz dream of buy high sell low

>that millenial cope
real Jow Forumsnessmen are in crypto and don't give a shit about your baby stocks
grow up and play with the big boys if you ever want to be taken seriously

I've been found out.

I only ever read transcripts of earnings calls.

I liked the part where Elon Musk was describing an example of why automation was oo much at the factory "yeah, so we had this super complicated robot that would put fluff on the batteries, and, uh, yeah it always failed and we though, hmm, we don't don't need a fluffer robat, a human would work better than we realized, hey, we dont need to put fluff on the batteries anyways, what was the point of it? So, yeah, thats, uh, one example, I thought was interesting"

Weird how even the Representatives from the major investment banks talk as autistically as Elon does.

Tesla isn't making profit because they are buying lots of infrastructure. Similar to how Amazon or Alibaba was in the past. And yes, he is probably the biggest troll billionaire

yeah, it has nothing to do with half a million orders of model 3s.
they had the same media scrutiny with model s and x.
cyclical.

he knows that the market is a mathematical function and news changes nothing

At the rate they're producing now it'll be 8 years before they fill those orders

Link pls? I wanna hear it

He’s telling people to get out without direct insider trading.

He’s doing everyone a favour before tesla’s Inevitable insolvency

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Like I said, I always just read the transcripts but the ER was pretty hilarious.

The robot remarks by Elon are in the opening statements, so you don't have to listen to the entire thing

and at the rate they will be at in July it will take 100 weeks, not factoring in further production rate increase

I believe it when it happens

Is it legal to short your own company?

Not if you are an officer of that company, it's against SEC rules.

If you're the janitor or some staff assistant or some other regular-ass employee, yeah why not? but you'd need plausible defensibility if they charge you with insider trading (highly unlikely unless you are an officer of the company)

lol he doesnt give a fuck about finance bugmen

based