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a shot of bleach please

Martini garnished with a (You), please. I just made more in the last two days of hodling coins on normiebase than I did wagecucking.

Warm semen on the rocks with lime

Just punch me in the balls

Crown apple on the rocks

A Mint julip good sir

A tight rope with a side of JUST please.

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drinkin' Erdinger i bought with gains brah, feelsgoodbrah, it's just a shame i have a wheat intolerance though brah

typical snownigga i guess brah

coming right up anons

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What is it about these threads that make them so great?

Portfolio has gone up ~300k in the last few weeks. Feels good to be not poor again.

No bleach this time. Glass of port, friend. To gains.

Frogs and Feels is special, something that hater normies will never understand. It's an acknowledgement that we have each other's backs, even as we call each other faggots who need to commit suicide.

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this isn't reddit so i would advise against reddit spacing

if you persist? i will have to call a bouncer over to contain you

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La Paloma bud, extra tequila

Is the kitchen still open? I'll have a bowl with 2% fat milk and cheerios. It's been a long week.

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> invested in crypto just with fuck around money to see what's up
> invested $300 april 15th, currently sitting at $412
> still feel down because I could never afford to fuck around with tens of thousands like some of the people here

I need however much whiskey $112 can get me.

kitchen is still open user

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BCH plz

One gallon of hot sake

Scotch rocks as usual

you never actually give anyone their drinks. What kinda bartender are you

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an ipa and a tip on the next 10x my good man

I'll have an Angry Orchard.

Your most expensive champagne, preferably from a shipwreck and more than 100 years old.

The usual. GHB and apple juice.

can I get a gf?

Cold water.
I dun fucked up today and I'm livid about it.
I had a fucking chance to make it but threw it away.
Fuck me.

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A cup of coffee please. I don't drink alcohol.