1. country
2. evil things you did recently
>france
>instant coffee machine gave me back all my money so I bought snacks to go with the coffee
1. country
Jason Adams
Andrew Scott
That's not evil
>greedy businessmen thought a machine could do the work of people for cheaper
>they were wrong on some aspects
Think of all those unemployed people who could be making, selling and serving coffee...
Well, you struck a blow for them, by heroically eating snacks.
*tips hat to hero user*
Sebastian Butler
paid one euro less at mcdonalds today and didnt tell the cashier
Isaiah Hill
That's not evil because it can't ask for the money back
You cannot be responsible for the efficacy of the vending machine since you can technically keep putting the same coins in and get free coffee everytime.
Anthony Sullivan
IT IS HAPPENING!
Michael Foster
There was no toilet paper in the men's room so I casually went into the female toilet.
Gavin Clark
France
Took a piss in a soap bottle from a restaurant that took too long to serve and bad service
Some people are going to wash their hands with my pee and will complain to the restaurant owner hahahihi
Ryder Carter
based
Dominic Jenkins
1. Norgay.
2. I found out that if I pay for a Eurosport subscription and cancel automatic renewal right after, it'll refund me everything an hour or two later, but until then I can watch their channels as much as I want. I've been abusing this to watch their channels for free whenever I feel like it.
Hunter Nguyen
It's Eurosport fault for having cut corners and implemented a buggy system.
Lucas Nelson
Flag
I kissed a finnish boy and told him I love him.
He blushed and thinks I was serious, lmao.
William Mitchell
1. flag
2. ignored my mother's apologies and pleas for me to come home
Juan Gutierrez
>Russia
>Fap on traps
>a couple times shit on the street
>Stole a candy from a friend's younger sister
>fart in the winter in the minibuses
>at night I walk and under the windows loudly I make humming sounds
>killed a pigeon throwing a stone from the roof, he somehow did not fly away
> write insults about Putin
William Cruz
>pirated yet another video game
>mfw I've pirated every single game I played, TV show and anime I watched in the last ten years
Logan Cruz
Went on toilet to browse Jow Forums several times during work hours
Daniel Moore
>1. country
The most degenerate one
>2. evil things you did recently
It's a tie between pirating books and stealing a friend's pantyhose from her dresser
Josiah Gomez
Canada
Met up with my cross-dressing Steam friend and fucked him in the ass. Little does he know I'm not actually gay.
Benjamin Smith
>go into mcdonalds
>rush hour
>wait in the mass of people
>after a while go to cashier
>”i ordered a XYZ 15 minutes ago”
>get free burger no questions askes
Logan Jones
1. Flag
2. Forgot my parking disc and got away with it
Noah Green
Based
Wyatt Allen
>France
>canceled two chemical contracts even if I know it's the only thing keeping a factory in a little american town running
Chase Moore
>It's a tie between pirating books and stealing a friend's pantyhose from her dresser
Well, read the books while wearing the pantyhose to make an evil combo
Elijah Bennett
Trump asked for it.
I commend you for doing good service to your country. Please keep up the good work.
Zachary Lopez
t. mudslime ”new” frenchman.
Ryan Gutierrez
I'm an American (visiting France atm).
I said
>your country
not
>our country
Isaiah Baker
i fart and pretend its not me
Xavier Watson
T. Jamal freeman
Ayden Davis
I was doing that already
Joseph Cooper
Well then, truly you already are an Evil Genius(TM).
Do you already have a secret base, cat on your lap and exotic henchman with a bizarre but lethal weapon? oh and a hot concubine/captive.
Dominic Martin
watched pirated anime
Tyler Edwards
I have a cat, an outdoor garage, and a pocket knife.
I'll never be the ultimate evil genius, for now I'll stick to stealing books and pantyhose
Jaxon Parker
1. Japan
2. Spoke to an old man who was friendly and completely forgot some keigo
Still feel bad about it :(
Aiden Hernandez
That's not bad user. One time I was walking in a crowded store and I accidentally pushed down a WWII veteran (who was probably 90). I didn't help him up and I feel bad about it now.
Austin Brooks
That's a pretty good start. Now find a weird homeless dude and teach him to kill in a bizarre but sure way.
Sometimes, when bored, I capture Brit tourists to experiment tortures on them, and I discovered you can do the job at very little expense - I had good results using only a pencil sharpener and three carrots. Perhaps you can use that.
Later, you can recruit a horde of faceless thugs in generic uniforms and have them ride around your base on minicycles or something. Or perhaps a tiny train, like those in theme parks.
> for now I'll stick to stealing books and pantyhose
Yes, but someday you'll want to steal the dead sea scrolls, Napoleon's testament and the Queen of England's pantyhose. You need to be ready.
Matthew Smith
Fucked foreign cute brown girl that came to world cup saying that I will marry her. Leaved hotel room as soon as she fall asleep.
Brandon Lee
1. Murica
2. Pirating language books as I type
Ryan Mitchell
I'm an old man now and regret never having been called "onii-chan". Only "sempai" and "ojisan" then "ojiisan".
Tell you what, if you call me onii-chan now, I'll make things good with the "World Union of Friendly Old Men" for you. Deal?
Joshua Wilson
I live out in Pennsylvania and there are tons of Amish and Civil War reenactors out here. So long as I'm nice I can form an army of maybe 250-500 people.
Ethan Taylor
Based
Kevin Brown
Seems like you've got a bright future ahead of you unlike those cheap punks in the thread.