/brit/

Anyone interested

stop letting the runts make the threads, if it's not too much trouble

*lines you up*
*BANG*

youtube.com/watch?v=FiK7s_0tGsg
very interesting interview

what happened lad?

best edition

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Really want to shag my friends cute 16yo sister but society says I am not allowed despite the law saying it is okay

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Going for a nightwalk as soon as the yardies stop racing their corsas up and down street

can't be dumped if I've never had a gf

pics of your adventures for the lads

nonce

youtube.com/watch?v=p8kjbjx2EUw

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had a very nice emotional mandy chat with my mates.

really want to rag my mates gf

You forget I'm a yank and am therefore heavily armed.

Just fizzled out innit, to be honest it was coming from either of us eventually, they just pulled the trigger first. Some upset, don't actually feel all too bad. Little numb, but it'll be alreet come summer.

Does anyone else find that everything that makes you horny is everything you actually hate. It seems like degeneracy is a massive turn on for me and I don't like it one but. Almost as soon as I'm done masturbating I'm disgusted with myself.

Wonder how many people are having sex around the world right now

youtube.com/watch?v=Tzn3_NEek4M

going to watch The Dirty Dozen

alri

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1000 times the amount you're having

gimmick, nice and gay

yeah mate we'd walk those soy sipping blondies
reckon we need 800 lads max for this operation

are you still friends?

decent flick
some great performances

love makes the world go round

im definitely better looking than all 3 of them but I bet if I made eye contact with them in the club they would look away immediately

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anyone bought crest 3d whitening strips in the uk? apparently they are ilegal or something here so you have to order off some dodgy website

obrigado meu rei

seen it

I said we would be, but honestly? Nah, I'm not going to be in touch with 'em at least.

I want to lick Emma Watson's butthole as she releases a fart right on my tongue.

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Of course dental hygiene is illegal in the UK. Lol

hello fat spic

one of the colleges at Oxford (Magdalen college) declared war on Sweden after the Swedish governor banned parties for 1 term after some windows got smashed

they renamed the JCR President to the High Commander, the JCR Treasurer to the Lord Of The Coin and the JCR Secretary to First Sea Lord

they banned the playing of ABBA in the college grounds, and threw their only swedish student out of the last committee meeting, as well as drawing up a formal declaration of war they sent to the Swedish Embassy

funny thing is, Malala Yousefani, the Nobel Prize winning girl, is at that college and shes a cosignator on the letter of war, ha ha ha

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I'm frightened of the power of my own libido to subvert my own principles and morals. I'm such a weak-willed bitch. My penis has total control over me.

have a look at "sweden people" on google images
just have a little scroll
wtf

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sicilian lad reveal yourself nigger

LOL

there is a solution

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who ate all the pies
who ate all the pies
you fat bastard you fat bastard
you ate all the pies

Lads
What are the alcohol laws in England

can you go pub and buy pints after 9pm or whatever

anime

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oh ok. having pints tonight or are you ok?

I thought they had poor people to spit at and future conspiracies to conspire. Sad worthless fucks.

beautiful!

what kind of fucking question is that

why the fuck would a pub stop serving at 9pm

youre confusing oxford with 1980s oxford

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Tully is a good movie. another one of those with a contrived ending but nice all the same

it's a smoking weed and wanking for 4 hours straight kind of night

yes

in exchange for answering your question, please answer mine: are you a literal child?

mate....

YES LAD

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who is that lad

poo nigger

>Lads
>What are the alcohol laws in England

>can you go pub and buy pints after 9pm or whatever

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youtube.com/watch?v=u1ZoHfJZACA

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tim cutting loose after a hard day being gangstalked and messed about

foy

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No pints, I'm skint. Just some /brit/ and some vidya.

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Chance would be a fine thing

>the Swedish governor banned parties for 1 term after some windows got smashed
wot

not that user but yeah i'm having pints

I'm not a fat bastard, I'm dead sexy.

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Morning drinking is nice and legal

SPOONIES SPOONIES

what is this stance called

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*sways from side to side*

>Thierry Henry to manage Villa

IT'S COMING HOOOOOOOOMMEE

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nice place where

pics

fancy a wank but it's a bit too cold

Fuck off, Corrigan

the "You Fuckin Want Some"

haven't wanked once today

there was a time when mike myers was fucking hilarious
he was great on snl

the low energy T-pose

Looks like Oxford.

all the colleges have these big themed parties called "Bops"
most have them twice a term, some have more, some have less

at one of the Magdalen Bops, this one called "Name a more a iconic duo", various things happened:
>Two people turned up as Stalin and a gulag prisoner
>A bottle was thrown through the window of a neighbouring college they have a grudge with
>Various offensive chanting
>General disorderliness

So the board of governers decided that to teach the student body a lesson they banned the official Bops for one term

not got them yet but i will when they arrive

sausage fingers

alri' fat cunt