Be European

>be European
>open window to get some fresh air
>it's 32 C outside
>see half of your neighborhood has died from heat stroke
>blame america for denying the climate change conspiracy
>see that the only survivors are KARA BOGA, based Muslim men and their interbreed children
>they're unaffected by the """heat""" because they're not weak and wh*Te
>blame america for causing the refugee crisis
>they've impregnated all the females, causing their offspring to be immune to the """heat"""
>go to post to make a furious post, blaming america on Jow Forums and Jow Forums
>die of heat stroke

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where do you live?

Nice fetish you got there

Tell us more about it. How did you find out about it? When were you first attracted to it? Do you tell your friends about your fetish? Do you actually participate in that fetish (means: do you actively watch your imaginary gf get impregnated?)?

a place where 35 C doesn't kill my entire city

It unironically takes a bitter 56% el atrocidad to write up something like this.

You live in a shithole then. Only shitholes are warm.

>be american
>blast AC so that I can wear a coat inside
>deny climate change

But there’s twenty posts just like this made every day by yuros

Also pic related is my weather rn

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>be european
>decide to take your family to the local pool
>it's 32 C outside
>half of your family dies from heat strokes on the trip there
>the street is littered with death and people begging for it to be 28 C
>finally get to the pool
>see webm
>too scared to enter the pool area in fear of KARA BOGA
>die in shame

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How often do you get off to interracial porn?
Do your friends know about it?
How often has it happened to you?

i wanna learn Kizomba now

It's always the americans that bring up the BBC's isn't it?

>giving temperatures in superior C scale
Respect.

>be european
>it's only 28 C
>but the UV index is 8
>go outside without sunscreen
>immediately vaporize

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>Ohh, how bad is climate change! even though thousands of years ago it was warmer than now and the supposed anthropocenic climate change is based on recent temperature records when we were coming out of an anomalously cold period!

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>measuring temperature in C(uck)

>has clearly had a family member die of heat related illnesses

>be yuroturd
>It is 37 degrees
>internal organs begin to cook themselves they’re so hot
>Dehydration due to sweating makes it worse
>Cl-climate changing Amerigunz did this
>Hate America more because it is the coolest and edgiest thing to do
>Go to state-run hospital
>”I am severely dehydrated and my internal organs are shutting down.”
>”Ok sir, we have a 7 hour wait so be patient.”
>Think “ha, I get this for free! Fuck Amerigunz, dey hab to pay for healthcare!”
>Die in line

Why is it that European’s are so bitter.

>Hate America more because it is the coolest and edgiest thing to do
Hating you fatso's is now a religion.
Try to keep up.

Even my Turkish coworker and West-African neighbour are complaining about the heat.

Niggers just being niggers, how surprising, huh?

I know. It is always hilarious to watch a stupid American interact with an European who inherently have a chip on his solder and get super asshurt at the American’s stupidity. Quality laughs.

That’s like a normal day for us, 80-90 degree weather.

hue

HAHA HOW THE FUCK IS HEAT REAL BRO JUST CRANK UP THE FUCKING AIR CON YOLO

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Does it usually last weeks after weeks without a drop of rain? It's unbearable for us who are used to Northern European mild and rainy summers

The difference being we never came out of a cold period this quickly, and two mere degrees would already make the difference between now and the medieval warm period, and it wouldn't stop at two degrees if it accelerates like this in the first place.

Based.

i dont mind the heat,but when i walk to the local grocery store i get swarmed by sparrow sized horseflies

I hate the heat, we have 30°C for 5 weeks and with no wind. It's the first time we have this on the Atlantic Coast. We usually don't have more 27°C and temperatures above 30°C are just for a few days. I want a thunderstorm to milder the climate.

Yes. Sometimes it gets up in the 120s. We do not mind it because we cannot mind it and survive. It never rains in the summer. Just long, hot dry summers.
>t. lives in suburban metropolitan New York City

>sparrow sized horseflies
Are you from Texas?

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I could deal with this shit if I owned an AC unit.

Actually working overtime at my job on purpose because the office has AC.

God is punishing Europe for their corrupt trade practices.

I slept the last night in the office since they have ac

>corrupt
How's that swamp draining going anyway? Trump kicked out his old buddies and family members yet?

I never knew New York has that hot summers. I've only been there once during early May and it was like Helsinki with all the slush.

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Extremely cold winters, extremely hot summers. Such is life.

My house is properly insulated, 20°C inside
Feels pretty good

He's memeing you. However, it can get to 100F in NY sometimes if its a heatwave, since the glass of the buildings and the pavement traps the heat. Winter is also very cold, below freezing usually and often very snowy too.

New York City is located in the same latitudes as Madrid.

whats wrong with this bitches thumb

And Helsinki is the same latitude as Yellowknife. It doesn't mean much because of the gulf stream.

Measuring in F(ag)

Dude, I live a little South in suburban NJ and it was 122 a week ago.

>measuring temperatures based on a brine solution and someone with a slight fever

new york city does not have extremely cold winters
it does have damp and miserable winters due to being on the atlantic though

It actually makes some sense.
100F - Fukkin hot
0F - fukkin cold
Rarely does it exceede these two, whereas in Celsius it is between -10 and 40.

It is not extremely cold, it just says at 25 degree F the entire winter.

yeah -5c with the humidity of the ocean is nasty, you feel the cold in your bones
much prefer -30c but dry

>new york city does not have extremely cold winters
we have 14 F cold snaps and reach 8 F during "polar vortex's"

Can you play hockey outside in New York state during winters?

I LOVE SPENDING $500 A MONTH IN ELECTRICITY BECAUSE I DECIDED TO LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING INHOSPITABLE DESERT HAHA LOL EUROPOORS CANT HANDLE THE HEAT LMAO

Exactly. It wouldn’t be as bad without the humidity.

Yes. A lot of kids do it. I use to do it, too, there was this pond next to it where this girl almost drowned but my friend saved here. Sometimes this river freezes over in my town and people go ice fishing or just take a shortcut to the other side.

It is cute watching you trying to handle the heat sometimes. I use to live in Arizona for college and it was way worse.

So if these heat waves continue will Europeans re-think they attitudes towards AC? Once the demand increases so will supply and central air will get more affordable

Cool. Sounds comfy and pretty much like Finland/Northern Europe.

If they'll become an annual phenomenon then sure.

Canada/Nothern US is just a clone of Northern Europe. We even have some French fags, too.

It makes no fucking sense since temperatures still regularly exceed both boundaries in the US.

Also "0, the most essential substance to life freezes, 100, the most essential substance to life boils" is far more sensical to ... you know, life.

Sure, but it is rare. Doesn’t need to be procise. The whole 0 freeze, 100 boils is only useful for cooking and weather in the winter and 32/212 are not hard to memorize.

doesn't some euro climates range between like -20 and 20, like somewhere in sweden. 0 is right in between. 0 to 70F would suit them better

What's so hard about just saying -20? People in Montana manage it.

What do you mean? They use Fahrenheit?

For me it's 90 degrees for 7 months straight.

I'm just saying, millions of Americans converse in minus temperatures in the winter. What fucking difference does it make whether your local temperature is between -20 and 20 or between 0 and 70 over the year? (By the way -20°C is closer to -10°F, not 0°F.)

Not much. The real reason we still use Faherenheit and the metric system is because it will cost a lot to change all of our thermometers and signage. So why fix something which isn’t broken?

Well ours is less broken still. We just have to add 273.15 to our temperatures to use the numbers for scientific calculations, whereas GOD KNOWS what the conversion between Fahrenheit and Kelvin looks like.

Only brown people will survive

God wills it
Brown era is coming

WTF that guy is wearing shoes in the pool?

Probably the same as the conversion to Celsius except you add 273.15 to it.

>that atlantic breeze
Other europeans will never know the feeling

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My university dorm has AC though

>subtract 32, divide by 1.9 and add 273
What a unit!

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You add 32 by the way, but it really isn’t a pain for us normal folks.

C is much better than F in scientific calculations because a lot of time you deal with a temperature range so for example the thermal parameters could be given in K or in C which would be the same thing. So if you see stuff like 1C/W (an increase of 1C per a 1 watt of power dissipated) it is same as 1K/W. Thank god F is not used in the datasheets.

no for F to K you subtract

>bake in 30C weather
>go on a hiking trip to Italy
>everything is pretty much the same except the grass is greener
>return to 32C and even less clouds
Great. On the bright side, we no longer have to travel abroad to experience tropical temperatures and get skin cancer.