Why yes I am British and middle class as you can tell from my very middle class house

>Why yes I am British and middle class as you can tell from my very middle class house.

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Pretty big, do those houses also have a large attic?

Why of course it's the bloody master bedroom! Truly England is the land made by God's for Kings.

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for reference, in britain:
>working class
lives in a bin
>middle class
eats out of bins
>upper class
collects bins

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That would be immensely comfy to sleep in. I'd rather it wasn't so modern looking but still, comfy.

mate just because you live on a shitty council estate doesn't mean the rest of us do

>70s semi
>middle class

this is what we call 'taking the piss' lads

It’s a paddy subhuman

Stellar post

alri Elizabeth Saxe-Coburg-Gotha

>it's split in two

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Sheffield mentioned

Wait, you means there is another way?

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why are they called semi-detached and not semi-attached

>that boomer that hasn't accept the barrat revolution

Fuck off deano

Urm Bruce those are two houses

i dream of the day all yellow brick cheap, nasty barratt builds are bulldozed and replaced with comfy, aesthetic georgian terraces

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Unless you have a time machine that will literally never happen

And stop being a contrarian mug every barrat estate I've been to has looked new and comfy and clean

The UK has some comfy houses though. Every house in Oxford is literally 10/10 god tier

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>comfy and clean
is that your criteria for a decent house? clean? is that it? the dimensions are gaol-tier, and they're fucking hideous. we're being robbed blind

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>Br*toids live in a strict class society under a constitutional monarchy where the parliament is composed mainly of nobility, and some seats are even hereditary. Oh, and the laws enacted are straight from a authoritarian socialist state.

How's it like living in a shithole of a country?

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Danes are subhuman

>georgian terraces
A fellow man of taste I see

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>babby's first day on Jow Forums
cute, now show us your bp

Does "home" really mean "house" here? You guys aren't actually building 76 sqm houses are you?

>muh Jow Forums
OI WHERES YOUR RED HERRING LOICENSE?

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painfully unfunny

seething

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Because their closest relative and rival is the detached house, and because a fully attached house doesn't exist as it would be an apartment.

If you're still confused, just do it like us Germans do and call them "double house half".

Are duplexes not a thing in Sweden? They exist in America too.

In Dutch it's called two-under-one-roof

Seems we all went full retard when naming them

Well that is just imprecise as there are attached houses with their own roofs.

You can't trick me, Nigel.

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