How the FUCK do I ask a girl out

how the FUCK do I ask a girl out

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rub your rubby for 10 minutes and sneeze.
i just saved you at least $100 and at most $500,000.

If you find out let me know, I hear having chainlink helps tho

>>/soc/
>>/b/

You suck her dick.

Why are there so many off topic posts today?

Just wrap it around some silly social activity. Don't stress it as a "date".
>Hey, let's go have some coffee together?
>What are you doing on saturday? There's this film running in movie theater and I thought we could go together.

Sniff her brapper and ask if she likes to brap. Sniff her brapper all the way back to her house. Rape her when you arrive. When finished, buy chainlink.

To impress a chick do the helicopter dick

Here's how that works.

In Person:
>Sounds great! I'll check my schedule and get back to you. *too busy or never gets back to you*

Over text
>*ghost*

About tree fiddy

Exactly what happened to me with a girl I liked, it still hurts

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It means she's not interested, why force it?

We’ve all been there bro. Don’t give up. We’re all gonna make it. Also sick yrips

women are insects that need to be exterminated much like yourself

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1-Don't be an ugly genetic abomination
2-Asking her out is the easy part, not being an autist who can't even make her laugh or break unconfortable silences is what you should focus on

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Go up to her and with a dead serious look in your eyes and you tell her..

"it's going to happen whether you like it or not, so you might as well enjoy it."

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90% of this board is too young to have played this gem.

It's that doom?

Ask her what the worst date she could imagine would be. Then do exactly that. If you can make her enjoy yourself you will be up in her guts i no time unless its that time of the month in which case you will get your little tootsie roll of a pecker sucked on

only the 30yo boomers understand

you must be baiting

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gtfo babby

it's the prequel to fortnite, you'd love it

You literaly ask her out. That's it.

"Hey, wanna grab a drink sometime?"

You retards are hopeless. Listen, if a girl is into you, it will be painfully obvious. Even someone with asperger's like most of you guys will be able to realize it. The problem is, none of your have ever experienced a girl that is into you, so you think it's just an issue of execution, not looks or personality.

Have a light convo with her and before u go just ask for her number.

Sadly asking grils out is business related.
feelsbad to be poor
only if its a feminine dick

Because they are broke ass, fat ass NEETs who believe women hate men.

the truth bomb has been dropped.

The fact of the matter is that most of you incels on this board are not the kind people that display qualities that women might find attractive you are not the kind of persons that other people want to be around (men included)

If you are guilty of one or more of the things below, you're shit out of luck:
- too petty (this is a big one)
- too weak (psychologically and physically)
- not commanding respect
- not appearing genuine cause you're trying to emulate characters from whatever fiction you're into or you're just pretending to be something you're not just to get pussy (women have a huge radar for this shit)
- putting women on a pedestal
- not having goals in your life that don't revolve around pussy
- too immature
- the list goes on but I cba

TLDR: picking up women by following some "tutorial" doesn't work for shit when your personality is shit. Looks play a part, but if you're not disgusting you can manage it. Plenty of ugly guys that are stupidly successful with women because they display manly traits.

also learn how to dress faggots. I'm not talking about some metrosexual gay shit or whatever the fuck is trendy right now. Talking about dressing properly, like a man.
I can spot an incel on the street from 200 meters away just by the way he's dressed. Take some tips from italian men. Don't overdo it so you end up looking like some numale metrosexual faggot. Spend some money and buy decent clothes that look ok in a business-casual kind of way and they look natural on you.

Not a faggot, listen to this man.

The truth of the matter is this, if you need to ask this question on a anime forum full of guys like you, it's already over.

Do you really think Chad needs to ask on a fucking sub-world of internet, 1998 looking forum, how to ask Stacy out?

You either look the part or is naturally charming, or is over.

Focus on getting rich so at least you can betabux or escortcel and call it a day.

Definitely this, more importantly, all of us here are completely incapable of any kind of long term love. Buying escorts is infinitely better anyway if you have the money. None of my married friends are happy, they are all miserable as fuck. Why do you NEETs want this?

You don't ask, you tell. If you're asking us, you're behind the curve young man. Better to fail and makes mistakes then never try at all. Good luck.