Your pathetic 'country' will NEVER have a town as expertly designed, as liveable or as aesthetically pleasing as Milton Keynes. How does this make you feel?
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Your pathetic 'country' will NEVER have a town as expertly designed...
Ryder Martinez
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James Ross
Makes me feel really bad and angry
David Bailey
That's a lot of roundabouts.
Nicholas Parker
I live in Canberra which is another planned bureaucratic "city" like Milton Keynes. Brazil also ha Brazilia which is another one.
These cities suck ass to live in, they're extremely car dependent and have little in the way of real organic growth, everything is overzoned to fucking shit so you end up having commercial nowhere near residential and industrial nowhere near commercial.
Parker Morgan
I don't care if my city is not optimized like a computer.
Jaxson Perry
Been there once for the snowboarding gimmick thing
Was shit
Shit town
Fug that looks good
Zachary Hughes
christ that’s ugly
it’s like seeing Simcity or Tropico games where everyone has to be a block and doesn’t look organically grown at all
Eli Rivera
planned cities sucks and are soulless
Kevin Fisher
this has a lot of personality.
Caleb Young
>he didn't optimise it to the point of copypasting buildings to save architecture costs
2/20
Jayden Hernandez
St Malo is litteraly the only nice place in Bretagne. Everything else is trash.
Tyler Reed
>MK
>Liveable
the transport system is horrible, it needs light rail or something
Levi Roberts
It looks like a cpu chip lmao
Ryan Wilson
Pengton Keynes is 100% livable
Connor Watson
bird shit architecture thread?
Dominic Williams
>boring computer chip aesthetic
>single lane roads guarantee traffic congestion that blocks up the whole street
>all those roundabouts
pure autism
Brayden Harris
>all those roundabouts
*checks flag*
Yep, checks out.
Jordan Garcia
La Plata
Elijah Carter
That looks simply terrible
Thomas Edwards
*blocks your path*
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Nathaniel Lopez
Simply peng?
Sebastian Howard
Please, you don’t know true autism and efficiency
Isaiah Williams
I don't know what that means
Jaxson Smith
peng
A very positive word used casualy to show how attracted etc you are to something/someone
1)He's peng.
2)Mmm this tastes peng.
Nathan Bailey
A friend of mine lived there for a few months.
Luke Gray
How much did they love it?
Ryder Wilson
It was more like a commuter town for him since he was working somewhere else, so he didn't spend much time there. He found it pretty okay and convenient, but nothing to write home about, afaik
Michael Howard
damn...
William Bailey
>Ordnung
*German erections intensify*
Jose Nelson
Fuck sake! You British speak the most stupid variation of English.
"Clip-clop tally-ho, oi mate, me gov'na"
Matthew Flores
now THIS is what a planned town should look like, it's actually walkable
Easton Russell
damn this pic is old, also fuck fishermead
Ian Cooper
the little circle islands are so stupid. be less like a sand nigger
James Nguyen
I hope this is a joke.
Brayden Garcia
The Netherlands actually builds those Islands in Dubai.
Henry Thomas
Zoning and city planning are fascist. Bow to the superior American sprawl
Lucas Gutierrez
The British are a very funny people.
Tyler Garcia
Wth is that tower-like thing in the middle?
It looks like guard-tower in prison.
Henry Torres
Wtf, this is some soviet tier bullshit.
Thomas Fisher
Water tower
You take that back, it's pure Le Corbusier-tier bullshit. We invented it in the first place.
Sebastian Gray
This mofo planned it for whole Paris.
Matthew Fisher
I'm definitely not attracted to that artificial monstrosity. The only thing not bad about it is that there's some green in-between the buildings.
Josiah Carter
BASED
MILTON KEYNES, CITY OF DREAMS REPORTING IN
Isaiah Garcia
MK has some lovely suburbs like Monkston and some of the surrounding towns and villages are quite nice but that's all the place has going for it. Sterile, boring and full of shitskins who couldn't afford to live in London
Grayson Moore
the SEETHING non-Milton Keyneser has to LIE and DELUDE himself into thinking his pitiful little hovel town can compare to the sprawling metropolis and economic POWERHOUSE that is Milton Keynes
Lucas Parker
somebody playing anno, eh
Lincoln Powell
The beautiful city of Almere, population 200k. less than 40 years old build on land reclaimed by the sea
Parker Sanchez
From the sea*
Justin King
And now thanks to global warming sea is goint to rake its clay back.
Ethan Morales
>implying
Jaxon Torres
>Milton Friedman and John Maynard Keynes
Jacob Adams
>Cities without history are better
Go shoot yourself jew