Jow Forums you have 5 seconds to explain why you don't have long blond hair
Jow Forums you have 5 seconds to explain why you don't have long blond hair
Landon Bailey
Cameron Myers
genetics
Aaron Clark
It gets in my ears when I let it grow out and that's super annoying, so I keep it short instead
Jeremiah Reyes
Not an excuse
True men don't mind such things. And it seems like you never grew your hair long enough
Dylan Smith
I want to stay employed.
Caleb Gonzalez
I did have but now I decided to be a man.
Beard > long Hair
Brandon Hall
Yes it is true that your boss might get jealous of your long hair (especially is she is a woman), but it's not a good reason to kick you out
Adrian Butler
You are not a man anymore. More like a manchild with a beard
Julian Wright
mate, if you actually had hair you'd know that's bullshit. It doesn't matter if my hair grows down past my shoulders, me fucking sideburns are what causes the problem.
Grayson Harris
You can shave them off and still remain a man
Jose Turner
I do
Ian Murphy
Based balkanbro
Grayson Gray
Beardlett please.
I can eat soup the whole day now.
Jose Jones
True men don't eat soup
Robert Smith
Only a beardlett will not get the joke.
Robert Sullivan
I did for years but now I'm going bald.
James Cooper
I get the joke because i have a moustache, but i don't eat soup
Easton Walker
Not an excuse
Jack Edwards
>i have a moustache,
pooh in looh tier.
Ryan Rivera
I do
Jordan Morales
I imagine my moustache would get in the way if ever ate soup, not my beard
Nicholas Parker
too expensive to bleach and maintain bro
Isaac Peterson
Based swedebro
Jack Roberts
>Not an excuse
It really is.
Brandon Watson
it's just because I am too poor to get a haircut right now desu
Noah Peterson
It's unfortunate that some people are born without natural blond hair, but haridyes shouldn't be that expensive
Isaac Richardson
Are there a bunch of women into metal in Finland?
Kevin Wood
Benis
Leo Perez
Yes there are.
Do you have long blond hair?
Luis Rogers
I used to have long hair.
Damn it's pain in the arse to take care of it.
I am glad that I have short hair now.
Feels like a girl using three different shampoos and take an hour to wash.
Anthony Jenkins
Why would one want to dye their hair a different colour for the sake of pretending to have a different natural hair colour?
Wearing a tail won't make me a donkey anymore than wearing a wig will change the nature of my scalp.
Thomas Davis
All you need is shampoo and hair conditioner.
And even if you have shorter hair, you still might need conditioner
Juan Wood
>Why would one want to dye their hair a different colour for the sake of pretending to have a different natural hair colour?
Because blond is above everything else
>Wearing a tail won't make me a donkey anymore than wearing a wig will change the nature of my scalp.
Then super glue that wig on your head and accept that it's part of you now
Caleb Cooper
Life is too short to waste in haircare.
Nicholas Bailey
The only purpose for a man in life is to show their godly hair to everyone
Zachary Moore
>Because blond is above everything else
Cute lolis are above everything else.
>Then super glue that wig on your head and accept that it's part of you now
I'd rather not live in denial, which you clearly are with this strange long hair obsession. How many years has it been since your hairline began to recede?
Jaxon Sullivan
Now try to explain why you don't have a bit of pink
William Collins
I have mid-length dark brown wavy hair. God I kinda wish I had straight hair, this is terrible to manage.
Liam Sullivan
Only my temples are receding
Only your nipples and lips can be pink. Everything else for a man is blasphemy
Jack Gonzalez
Can you post a picture of what kind of hair do you mean by wavy?
Matthew Bennett
I had long hair but it was a pain in the ass to take care of because it was a nest of curls. I'm not blond for obvious reasons.
Jayden Sanchez
Blond hair is very feminine, obviously even more so when long.
Jackson Long
This guy would like to have a word with you
Henry Flores
Can't really find any right now, but picture something borderline curly (but not curly!) and frizz-prone.
Justin Ortiz
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Carson Allen
Siblings are blonde I didn't stay blonde.
Liam Davis
I was blonde when I was kid now my hair is brown.
Got long hair, posted it on thread we had yesterday(?)
Chase Moore
I don't have blond hair and I don't like having long hair. Easy.
Jace Bennett
I'd grow out my hair but when it even gets beyond "medium" length it's just very annoying to deal with. I like the way it looks though
Andrew Butler
but i do
Oliver Smith
I did once but it looks shit on me
My hair is far too stiff for such a hairstyle
also it's uncomfortable
Leo Garcia
You are not a man then
Based frenchbro
Elijah Hall
Hi Tom Araya
Liam Bennett
There have been only few REAL men ITT so far.
I know you can do better Jow Forums, don't let me down
Adrian Turner
Last chance to redeem yourself int