Why aren't you raising leeches, Jow Forums?

1. people are getting more retarded
2. defaulting to primitive medicine, refusing vaccines and modern medicine
3. profit

you are genius OP

raise now or stay poor

youtube.com/watch?v=bQ9t6_xR898

sciencing.com/start-leech-farm-10041040.html

leeches.com/pages/how-to-breed-leeches-at-home-to-start-mini-leech-pharm-for-medical-leeches-hirudo-farming

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>It’s not the middle ages anymore

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WHAT THE FUG

Medieval medicine works after all.

because I breed larvae ;-)

Isn't this what the state uses our taxes for? Is this the same kind of logic as pic related?

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>Isn't this what the state uses our taxes for?
kek

duh
maggots eat festering dead tissue and leave the good stuff behind. If your ever in the wilderness and you've fucked yourself up bad maggots will save your life.

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is that blood

How many fucking animals are you raising right now dude?

Not really. Medieval use was just "idk put some leeches on you've got too much blood". Modern use is to promote circulation to inflamed areas, and their saliva is also anti-inflammatory which helps. Modern leech therapy is really very different to medieval bloodletting.

shrimp and snails are donezo bb. I think silk moths are gonna moon after leech market become saturated

Only snails, leeches, and ladybugs.

scientificamerican.com/article/getting-medieval-on-bacteria-ancient-books-may-point-to-new-antibiotics/

Medieval antibiotics can kill antibiotic resistant bacteria.

>is that blood
No it's candy.
Kek just kidding.

I bet lady bugs are easy to sell around neighborhoods eh?

Farmers buy them for pest control.

That's interesting, but leeching doesn't "balance the humours" and it won't cure pneumonia. Also, since they didn't know what they had or what bacteria were, and they couldn't extract whatever the active compound is, it's nowhere near as useful or effective as modern antibiotics.

Are they loud? what kind of noise do they make?

The article showed that it already is more effective than modern antibiotics, which keep dulling from overuse.

MRSA is resistant to the antibiotics in use today. If whatever compound is acting antimicrobially in their salve was in use today, MRSA would have developed resistance to that too. Once it's identified, extracted, and synthesised pharmacologically, it'll work for a while and then gradually resistance will spread to that as well. Assuming, of course, that it passed human trials and doesn't turn out to be too toxic or cause cancer or birth defects or any of the other things that could prevent it from being a useful medicine.
You're being oblique, so I'm going to ask you directly: would you rather be treated with modern antibiotics, or a mush of wine, garlic, onion, and oxgall?

this isn't lemony snicket, they don't scream at you. they make the same sounds other worms

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Nice just bought 100k

OK, I'll take the bait.
Put one on your arm and timestamp

youtu.be/k40MMYOwczc

Thanks senpai

We had leeches at a hospital pharmacy i interned at. They let me put one of tge suckers on my hand, you really don't feel em.

Apparently they're really good for recovery for surgery. After a procedure, they put em just outside any incisions and it actually helps speed up repair and with less scarring

Yeah thats what im saying. Seems like a good business because everyone needs ladybugs, from the small neighborhood garden to the large industrial farm.

the rest of her videos are borderline porn apparently lol

>be farmer
>buy ladybugs
>release them on your farm
>they all fuck off somewhere else because they're dumb insects
why does anyone bother

>youtube.com/watch?v=ust6CkmxKsc
what the fuck

Raising modern leeches will require being certified and a bunch of tests proving your bugs are sterile for medicinal use, no one is going to buy them from a random faggot.

>b bug
>get put in a field with lots of food
>fly somewhere else????
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????HELLO=?=?

>implying bugs are logical, rational beings
um

what would happen if you stuck your dick in there?

no they live on instinct alone.
place with food they will stay because they have no urge not to especially if there are more ladybugs for mating purposes
so again
????????????

had some hitch a ride on my ankles while walking through a little jungle in Nepal. burned them off with the spliff.
fucking horrible things.

2/10 would not raise

Like the sound a giraffe makes, but without the long neck

I-i'm scared

You cum and they leech onto your semen.

yes and a parrot will not escape from your home if you leave a window open because she's got food and care inside right?
shut the fuck up, animals a fucking dumb they will not follow your logic

Thanks guys. If I ever go outside I'll remember this tip

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Nah I'm just getting started on shrimp
I would post updates but
1. I'm not going to use biz for my faggot shrimp blog
And
2. Aquatics take time

Here she's showing how to get air out of your anus. Not kidding.

youtube.com/watch?v=QrMKkqrixgI
13:10

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Could it be that human experimentation was essentially legal in Medieval times so stuff like this could be discovered?

I'd want to be treated by whatever works the best. Why would I care whether it came out of some synthesis machine or if it has wine or onions in it?? If it works it works.

ok nigga you stupid asf
first of all you cant compare insects to birds
second of all you cant compare a house to a (presumably) big ass field.
third i would expect them to only buy ladybugs for a quick reduction of pests in their fields and not expect them to stay for long anyway, like get some when the season starts and all the other insects get going

>showing how to get air out of your anus
>Assuming I need help with that
ROFL

holy shit she gave me a raging boner and jizzed to her ass with enema in this video, shes fkin hot
youtu.be/QrMKkqrixgI

8:20: "I'm shaking the hose to promote more water flow".

This is why you never stick your dick in crazy. I bet she drinks her own pee as well

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omg one of the best fat of my life,

fap, literally felt better than porn

>showing us how to brap
lmao biz doesn't need any help with that

what the fuck did i just watch

what the fuck is going on

a retarded sexy bitch showing us her ass

user, I...

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Is this the absolute state of russian degeneracy? I'm impressed.

Thas h0t user

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you know for sure she sticks those things to her fucking cooch

She has a vaginal leeching video. I shit you not she is suggesting people attach leeches to their cervix.

Also she has a twitch channel and patreon.
She might be batshit insane, but I cant knock her hustle.

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jesus christ

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>I shit you not she is suggesting people attach leeches to their cervix.

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>She has a vaginal leeching video. I shit you not she is suggesting people attach leeches to their cervix.

how do i short this

holocaust (for real this time)

>Modern leech therapy is really very different to medieval bloodletting.

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> low effort
They literally suck your blood. Howis that low effort?

I don't even

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>implying that I don't have a beehive

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This is a smart safe investment.

>youtu.be/i8VljWmpVrQ?t=40
How the fuck are people like this allowed to do this shit in residential areas?
She looks like she shacked up with a fucking bond villain ffs.

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what the fuck

They were still experimenting, but not really rigorously, just trying things to see what worked. How else do you think they hit upon onion and garlic and oxgall? The issue was without the underlying understanding of why things worked, and no real rigor in seeing what worked or not, certainly no double-blind studies or petri dishes, it's very hard to get to anything approximating real medicine.
That's a very sensible answer. Take leeches as prescribed, and not for malaria.
Sterile leeches, knowledge of the underlying processes, targeted anti-inflammatory rather than generalised bloodletting

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youtu.be/ukWg8aBrYGQ
Lets just say she has a _very_ alternative lifestyle

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The jew's hate the medieval era because they were made to wear funny hats by king chad, that's why there's so much misinformation out there. Leeches are legit

That's one weird version of Sergey

3 liters jesus fucking christ how the fuck

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kek

>chris you watching this shit
>chris pay attention you fuck
>chris watch my enema you fuckin fag
>you need to see this shit
>chris wtf is wrong with your toes
>chris give me more butthole water
>chris you checking out how much water is going up by butt
>look at how much water is in me
>put more in chris
>chris you literally haven't seen shit yet
>chris get over here
>as you can see chris is a fucking uncultured faggot that doesn't watch youtube enema videos
>gonna do some cartwheels and shit now

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nice digits. fuck leech farming confirmed.

>after pulling the enema out of her ass and touching the tip she adjusts his shirt

>I shit you not she is suggesting people attach leeches to their cervix.
No fucking way.

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I knew it I fucking knew it I was going to shitpost about how you can use leeches during your period and now I regret not posting that.

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Underated kek

Nothing beats kombucha

> medicinal use
> as low effort as it gets
> produces pop drinks
> intiates you in the ways of fungi
> pleases fungi overlords

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muh nigger just finished one of these bad boys

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You gotta get ur own tea fungi, bro
It gives you the love no soulless mass product can give you

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