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Um, sweetie, I'm a hebephile, don't lump me in with the disgusting paedos x edition

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Donald Trump’s star completely destroyed along the Hollywood walk of fame.

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taxation is theft innit

Weird how the Queen was 13 and Phillip 18 when he started writing to her
Bit of a nonce

folder's getting to be a decent size now

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Starts being hot somewhere between 13-14

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when is drumpf beginning this genocide of hispanics or w/e that I keep hearing about

reckon he'll send the secret service over to guard it 24/7

Phil was and always will be a chad

Ephebophile, me

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this will show plumfp

for me, its 13

how can english BOYS compete.. GREEK chad swings in and takes PRIME royal p*ssy

then you have no morality. if you're okay with the extermination of groups, then you are an objectively bad person.

14 is cutest.

Based

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faith is gullibility.

12

any footy on today lads?

mum said we can’t have takeaway tonight because I only applied to 3 jobs and she wants 10 minimum per day

lmao daft cow is going to get a swift right hook if she keeps this bs up I swear down

honestly fuming over that video of the swedish slut on the airplane
would've yelled her off the fucking thing

hmm i have blonde hair and blue eyes
the gf has brown hair and brown eyes

what're the chances of our baby having blonde hair and blue eyes?

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>Non-Hispanic whites in Los Angeles were 28.7% of the population in 2010, compared to 86.3% in 1940.

bruh.....look at this dude

are you talking about celsius or females

50/50

I want to impregnate 12

Ah yes, fracking

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they found water on mars lads, zog will visit us soon

50 percent i think for blue eyes. might have brown hair also. they would still carry the genes for it if it doesn't present itself.

don't know a single man who doesn't find 17-19 year olds attractive

Very high if she is white and anyone else in her immediate family has blue eyes or blonde hair

What is wrong with sleeping with your neighbour's wife exactly?

you arrive in a left wing utopia

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cant believe "commonest" is a word haha. more of a 'more common' type of guy myself

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Moses said not to

is this a new thing or something
or one of those old reports

this tbqh
can’t trust any man who won’t admit they’re proper fit

>is this a new thing or something
>or one of those old reports

fucking yanks....

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Who's Derekkkkkkkkkkkkk?

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i see literally nothing wrong with this

With even Redwood advising his chums to shift capital out of the UK the chances of any serious private investment in UK productivity are vanishingly small. This leaves only public investment as a very remote possibility but given that UK finances are already bad and set to deteriorate further that remote possibility isn't worth even considering.

A low wage economy is what the tories want and a low wage economy is what they're determined to deliver.

tell me about her fathers

15 is cutest anyone who says otherwise is a pedo

16 is best obv you fucking nonces

wont the tranny drugs affect the milk?

I'll be in London for a few days. Please recommend food that I should try.
What are good places for breakfast and lunch?

Depends if your gf is a carrier of the blue eye gene or has two brown eye ones, and then it depends whether it's a boy or a girl.
You definitely have two blue, blue X and blue Y, she has either one blue X and one brown Y or two brown Y
So possibilities are Blue X Brown X, Blue Y Brown X if she has two brown or Blue X Brown X, Blue X Blue X, Blue Y Brown X, Blue Y Blue X if she has one Blue X and one Brown X
So between 0% and 50%

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>Finland isn't whi-

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parents I mean

current archival rate is 1000 images every 2.5 months

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>braces for two years

just brush your teeth lmao

ay papi! te gusta Boca Juniors?

based as af

eating a tastykake lads

It's fake though.

If I have green eyes and I get a gf with green or blue eyes will the baby be guarenteed blue or green eyes

Huskies have blue eyes doesn't mean they're any more human than a Finn

your grandkids are gonna be brown

no brown eyes are dominant if those traits are in their family

2/10

if I ask my doctor to facilitate amputating my left foot (and be quite firm with him, maybe start drama and/or threaten to hurt myself) he'll have to do it won't he?

you'll be most likely put in an asylum

yeah just start hacking at it with a broken bottle in the surgery

12 > 11 > 16 >13 > 14 = 15

But i OBVIOUSLY do not want to have sexual relations with any of them. Fuck off CIA niggers.

no
but he can get you remanded into a psych ward against your will

Grandmother had brown eyes guess I'm fucked

I think so, can't remember precisely but I think green eyes are just a variant of blue. Brown is dominant gene over blue, so if you get a chromosome with blue and one with brown you end up with brown eyes. So if both you and your gf have blue or green eyes then the kid will have green or blue.
That being said I only vaguely remember this crap form secondary school

just been fired from my job at the calendar factory lads

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nope
only your willy

almost went 75 posts without the N-word there

*sigh*

what happened lad

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both my mother's parents had blues eyes, my father's mother had brown eyes, her husband had blue eyes
he has brown eyes, but both me and my sister have blue eyes

not necessarily, it's still a crap shoot but the chances are decent they'll have brown eyes

>12 first

Based. She's the cutest

boss caught me taking a couple of days off

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That's not true, you can have brown eyes but be a carrier of the blue eye gene and give that gene to your offspring.

Not if you have a gene for brown eyes in your family.

not left the house for over a week haha

REAL N-WORD HOURS

thanks dad great joke

If he or his gf had a brown eyed gene, they would have brown eyes

what do you do with the pictures?
do you wank to them?

Punnett squares to determine eye color were made obsolete years ago

If your parents had the rs12913832(G) gene, you'll get blue eyes. It's only common in Europeans, but not ever European has the gene