My penis size has turned me into an object of ridicule, and as such, I cannot pursue a relationhip...

My penis size has turned me into an object of ridicule, and as such, I cannot pursue a relationhip. While this does make me slightly depressed, I have come to terms with it.

However, I am not able to come to terms with the fact that at one point or another I will need to go to hospital again, and that means having my penis size made fun of by the nurses.

What's the point of going through all the effort to not be in a relationship if I'm just going to get my penis size made fun of anyway? It's not fair.

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What the fuck kind of medical condition do you have that results in nurses seeing your dick every day?

Based Australian philosopher.

How long is your dong?

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insist on having a male nurse next time

I've come to the conclusion that there's no point in asking for a nurse of a specific gender because they are going to go gossip to the other nurses away.

Additionaly, the potential for them to gossip goes up if you ask for a nurse of a specific gender, so essentially by asking for a nurse of a specific gender, you are bringing more attention to yourself which in turn makes them more likely to gossip. Privacy in the medical setting is an illusion.

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Tfw jester of the manlets but 8" dong.

Why didn't you just report the nurses that were laughing at you? If you bug the hospital enough I'm sure something will be done about it. Either that or follow them home when they leave and take a shit in their mailbox or something.

Just say that you can't have a female nurse because of your religious beliefs, and they will start gossip about you being allah akbar instead of your dick.

Print this and make them swear an oath on it they will never talk about your dong publicly.

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I reported them, but they denied ever saying anything and said that they would never speak that way about a patient.
Asking for a nurse of the same gender brings more attention to yourself thus increasing the likelihood that they'll gossip about you.
Based

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How long is your peepee?

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>Asking for a nurse of the same gender brings more attention to yourself thus increasing the likelihood that they'll gossip about you.
Yes, but they will gossip about islam and terrorism, they will get scared and they won't even be able to think about your willy, let alone speak about it. Thus, the end goal of stopping dick gossiping will be achieved.

Pls respond I have a small penis too

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RN here, I work in theatre as a scrub/scout nurse and see a dozen random people get their shit cut up every day, the only thing we really laugh at after you've been tubed is if you're a fat cunt, because that makes the job harder for every single person in the room and we hate you for it. No one cares about your babydick trust me.

Small benis :D

If no one cares, why would they make fun of my penis size?

Why can't nurses just be professional?

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Why isn't Australia rangebanned yet?

Why aren't nurses banned from making fun of patients?

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mine is 8 cm