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it did get (You)'s

get your head checked you utter mental case

my birthday in march

3.7k what

if you cant make that last then you have a spending problem and deserve whats coming your way

no one cares you ugly monk

Lads, how do you report stuff on Periscope without an account? Some VERY dodgy stuff on there but I don't have a social media account to create a Periscope account with.

I'll report it

Link?

AUD
like to buy clothes innit

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fuck off billionaire

suspect you're one of the dodgy cunts I'm referring to tbqh

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you dont have to buy new clothes all the time retard
you should honestly invest in a new haircut though. your current one is horrendous

there's some serial killer from the '90s on trial here at the moment and there's barely any news covering it
very weird

this is what im having for tea
groceries.morrisons.com/webshop/product/Morrisons-Meat-Feast-Sourdough-Pizza/353117011

when I'm going to the fashion capitals of Europe I do
should be getting my tax return soon

just farted and it smells horrribleeee

>women

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that's not tea lad thats a pizza pie

lol you can't admit you've got a problem
posh stuck up twat
mommy and daddy should cut you off

saturday

you are incredibly bent you freak
absolutely based

>called me to the front
>stared at my butt

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last saturday

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Fucking kek

tfw no ria chatterjee itv gf

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...

>Formed Ham

I have a coat like that

cut me off from what

lol

PLEASE BE IN LONDON

>kek

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Same name as my brother haha wahey

Classic Ben

it's pronounced thermometer

Today in history:
1554 – Mary I marries Philip II of Spain at Winchester Cathedral.

At age 37, Mary turned her attention to finding a husband and producing an heir, which would prevent the Protestant Elizabeth from succeeding to the throne.

Her cousin, the Holy Roman Emperor Charles V, suggested she marry his only son, Emperor Philip of Spain. His empire included territories on every continent then known to Europeans, including his namesake the Philippines. The expression "the empire on which the sun never sets" was coined during Philip's time to reflect the extent of his dominion.

The marriage was unpopular with the English. Phillip had no amorous feelings toward Mary and sought the marriage for its political and strategic gains of preserving Hapsburg rule in the Netherlands.

As a wedding gift to his son, Emperor Charles V ceded to Philip the crown of Naples as well as his claim to the Kingdom of Jerusalem. Therefore, Mary became Queen of Naples and titular Queen of Jerusalem upon marriage

In September 1554, Mary stopped menstruating. She gained weight, and felt nauseous in the mornings. For these reasons, almost the entirety of her court, including her doctors, believed her to be pregnant. Philip expressed uncertainty as to whether his wife was really pregnant.

Rumours that Mary had given birth to a son spread across Europe. Mary continued to exhibit signs of pregnancy until July 1555, when her abdomen receded. There was no baby.

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need a konnie huq mummy gf

>if you start a conversation with something along the lines of "you look like f*cking giraffe c*nt", chancers we won't get along.
kek

ST PENGBANS mentioned

love radiohead me

And when everyone's super...

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St Albans isn’t that peng mate haha what you on son

can't believe a sub-8 hour sleeper tried to speak to me earlier. he actually thought his delirious ramblings made sense.

Ahahahah your parents called your bro Colin? Did they want him to get bullied?

Does it smell bad there

kino

beat ascension level 8 with defect

>Some VERY dodgy stuff on there
like?

will unironically be paying £6 to watch ksi vs logan paul

wonder how big a giraf cunt is

are they fighting?

yeah, logan paul got absolutely btfo at the london press conference and walked off

So for once in my life
Let me get what I want
Lord knows, it would be the first time

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What do you think vs. means? Thick yank twat

Saw my first ex this weekend and been feeling sad ever since. Also done two wanks to her though cos I'm a bit of a masochist and the emotional pain it brings is just too appealing

We've all been there mate. The pain never really goes away fully

dad is acting like a retard again

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still plan on having that expensive meal in florence
salami sandwich tonight though

*shouts loudly on the bus*
I want a mcdonalds

Like people outright advertising that they're selling CP on kik.

Like father like son.

shagged any italian girls yet

Why you looking at that for you fucking nonce

i would like to watch that but i also would never pay for it
fifa or something

KSI? The FIFA player?

no I got banned from tinder

shut the fuck up

any Logang man in? hope he knocks out that literal african

KSI? The nigger?

you could record it and send it to the appropriate people, could actually get someone v&

David Icke was on the radio earlier
youtube.com/watch?v=LEl8pGJyIhM

someone explain the emperors new clothes thing succinctly and condescendingly

gf just sent me this

I'm not you fucking spastic. It's in among about like 50 different thumbnails. Some cunt with a black screen with that written over it.

There's like a 98% chance it's a Russian, so nothing would happen to him even if authorities were involved.

no u

>any Logang man in? hope he knocks out that literal african

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People will follow the crowd rather than risk embarrassment expressing their own views, no matter how plainly obvious it is that their own views are correct.

It was 5 years ago since we broke up. Probably never goes away fully, but probably should have pushed myself out into the dating world again instead of becoming a social recluse and never doing anything more than a one night stand since her

what for

7 years ago

Tell it to the judge

they thought I was a bot
apparently prepaid numbers aren't allowed

>average american girl vs average californian girl

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last night innit

>mommy
Fuck off yank

favourite seafood? fish fingers undoubtedly.

Gammon

Just pictured someone standing in front of Judge Rinder being all "it was just a thumbnail with words on it!" and then him doing some gay quip back to hide the fact that he himself is a nonce, because all gays are nonces.

state of the ting on the right