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1. Your cunt
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katanas are overrated weapons

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weeb

puñaleta
*tips fedora* m'boi

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Is this from Final Fantasy 8?

a swordgun nice

boom

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the keyblade

This, obviously.

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*UNSHEATHES KATANA*
*TIPS FEDORA*
*BOWS*

M 96 Bayonet.

Mainly because I can attach it to my rifle.

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1. united states
2. a nuclear bomb

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This was obviously using some cheap fake katana. A real katana, with the steel folded a thousand times and shit, can cut through plate armor like it's hot butter. Don't disrespect the katana.

>melee

weaponized anthrax since someone already mentioned nukes

Are you a bong with a proxy or something?

>Melee(/ˈmeJleJ/or/ˈmɛleJ/, French:mêlée[mɛle]) orpell-mellbattle generally refers to disorganizedclose combatin battles fought at abnormally close range with little central control once it starts

Sounds like the exact scenario bayonets was invented for.

old Jow Forums meme

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*tips fedora*

you watch too many animes and movies, real katanas are fragile weapons, specialy the ones from civil war time in japan where garbage.

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Schweihänder!¨
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>tfw you finished FF8 without knowing you could press R1 as you attack with Squall to shoot the gunsword and do extra damage

Hey I'm impressed that you finished it at all. I dropped it near the end when I realized I hadn't really been enjoying it.

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Hah, yeah, the game was quite the letdown. Honestly, what kept me going until the end was the card game. I loved playing it and trying to collect all the cards, so a lot of my motivation to keep going was simply to find new NPCs to play cards against.

The old reliable machete

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Oh shit you might be an even badder ninja than OP.

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The true warrior needs no sword.

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Don't fuck with me.

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*unsheates maquahuitl*

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Holy shit lol.

if they could cut through plate armor why did samurai bother wearing plate armor?

Chinese halberds like these are pretty sweet desu.

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Rapier

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>Their rock hard meaty man fists aren't enough

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Explain this autism.

My "belt buckle"

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that's from a knives factory in Spain for the Guinness book, we have this too

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What a fucking surprise

Not a joke.

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I know joke post, but the katana was hand forged by a higly respected katana producer. He sells his katanas for over ten thousand dollar in Japan. And he is German.

Some samurais only had cheap katanas like the one in the webm.

For me its the Katzbalger

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It's not a cheap one you idiot

*blocks your path*

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My EDC ColdSteel kobun tanto

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I thought it was because of

For some reason I have had this vision of dual wielding billhooks against an "enemy". It might happen some day.

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That post was obviously sarcastic my dude

> read thread
> no chainsword

1 italy
2 germans, they are useful when you fail in Greece. I recommend them especially if you have to fight in the desert. 9/10

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This pic gives me the creeps every time. That fat white boy ain't right.

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Are you killing your own kind?

lewd

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