Please come to the UK and have a British girlfriend we need to raise our birthrate

So why don't you get a girlfriend yourself and have a dozen kids?

>strong fertile foreign men!
Where do you think you are?

probably some weird foreign cunt or a jock. most uk flags aren't nationals

British women are so fucking ugly. If I ever see an attractive woman, 9/10 times they're a foreigner.

Trying to get a job as a statistical analyst at a bank up there.

t. redneck trying to get out of redneck shithole

British men can't handle British women, our great men died in the world wars and great heatwave of 2018

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it's funny because I love looking at women like this but I would absolutely never date one

Maybe later, Kemal.

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Nah, after all the genocide and oppression, brits going extinct seems like karma. Not messing with that.

Slags are for fucking not dating

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what's wrong with her left hand?
looks like a prop

I honestly think british girls are gross thots, zero feminine qualities and only want to drink and do drugs. Doesn't seem like a quality partner.

jog on paki

I'd rather die than fuck a br*tish "woman"

I just happened to think about this job today. I wish I had brains to really master big data and move to Britain years ago, then wait for the banks to move into Germany due Brexit. I think a lot of weird stuff.

fuck off maricon

these chicks being posted in this thread are hot as fuck

whoa

I'm not a paki I'm a British man, please give a horny British woman good sex and many children

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can you post instagrams when you post photos?

Sorry, my slag fucking card has all the holes punched out. So no slag fucking for me until next year.

is slag just the british equivalent of slut?

Plus, you'll have very little choice but to eat their food.

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doing a slowdive

It's a combination of hag and slut. The closest term we have is "turbo slut."

I mean if you don't mind your dick falling off after you fuck them

yanks would call them bimbos

You can't have a secondary school full of bimbos though it doesn't sound right

yeah but slags aren't all massive sluts like said

I already have one

such a cute face

Alright, where in Britain do i go for a quality girlfriend?

Ours isn't much different. We have better quality though, and much less foreign influence.

Just for reference guys, we do actually have some normal women here; not just slags in party dresses.

They're rare, but they do exist. You're welcome to the slags and the stereotypical ugly trash though, providing you take them back to your own country. We need the space to repopulate the country with something that resembles human, not a failed homonculus in a makeup.

do you live in a fat as fuck place or something?

these girls are above average here, but seem trashy as fuck. there are girls both this good-looking and sensible enough to not give off tackiness or trashiness vibes to them.

pic related, typical girls in Montreal.

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Fuck, fuuuuuuuuck eastern Canada.

Literal slags no thank you nige.

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Come to the UK and I might be your bf.

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here in the major cities outside of my shithole hometown its looked down for girls to act like public-drinking party-sluts. every girl i know does well to hide it, and at least care about people's perception of them.

its a better thing too. we are very influenced by montreal-toronto-vancouver hipster culture and the girls are as a result nice here.

the only place girls look like brits is my run-down home city people avoid (ontarians will know it).

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what's her instagram?

giv holly gf

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west coast is literally best coast though. lots of the eco-girl types, most people are generally relaxed and people are alot more fit due to the fantastic nature. pic related.

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>your cities are dire
coming from you lmao

What can you offer me?

literally found it randomly as a showcase.

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I would kill to be in Montreal again at this very moment. I don't care if I have to commute from Laval or Longueil.

>commuting from laval to longueil

rent is cheaper in longueil lmao

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>franco-leaf reading comprehension