/brit/

need to start going to the gym
need to start studying more
need to start looking for a new partner
need to FIX MY LIFE

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did american idiot make it to number one

loved him in Justified

anybody want to buy some state secrets I've got 2 lists of people to assassinate and 5 passwords for exclusive hmgov brazzers accounts

the gf wants to marry me and have my babies lads

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I'm getting italian citizenship via my great great great grandfather, but i can't even get british citizenship from 4 grandparents born here. that's fucked

Might eat a Picnic

note: Picnics are the patrician's chocolate bar of choice

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Fucking It's Coming Home cucked them, plus Trump arrived a day early

trump just btfo the eu in the trade war lads. glad we're getting out of this shit heap

nah
dont care
another one on the filter
muh heritage
fantastic post
foy

that is all

OOH OOH AH AH

love this cute apu

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the Australian experience

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Why you are deserting so many threads lately?

>the welsh
mmm
are they alright?

can I get an actual reputably opinion on what happened
not going to even try with Jow Forums

Do we have any "right wing" unis here?

How do you make new friends in your mid-20s?

shit editions (see: chink spammer)

hope she has an abortion

can you PLEASE start using a name or trip so i can filter your INANE, BENT fucking tripe

Most of our unis are right wing

freak

>colleagues still paying attention to Trump
>DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE TWEETED THIS TIME? LMAOOO

fucking bore off

South London Clown University

wat?

me (right) with my band

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finance.yahoo.com/news/trump-secures-concessions-eu-avoid-194829982.html?guccounter=1
>U.S. President Donald Trump has secured concessions from the European Union to avoid a trade war, CNBC reported on Wednesday, quoting a Dow Jones report that cited an EU official.

>The EU has agreed to import more soybeans, lower industrial tariffs, and work more on liquefied natural gas exports, the report said.
>soy beans
these fucking memes write themselves

oxford
cambridge
st andrews
the toff ones basically. training grounds for the next generation of our overlords

THIS

literally my rents

every time i go to grab a snacky i hear them screaming about BLUMPF

Oxford and Cambridge are both right and left wing depending on the college

Loughborough, was the only student area that voted Brexit (I was there at the time and played a pivotal role in this)

I'd suck a fart right from Emma Watson's butthole.

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So uncivilized. You must be from Wales, or North East.

white males voices are so privileged
they are quick to talk over POC voices
they monopolize the discourse

seconding this

wish I had been better about flossing

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*nationalises the discourse*

What is it you propose i'm faking?
Let me guess. Cause of time I called man and man chewed me out?
Please faggot. Nobody is watching your phone. Do another fucking line.
Delusions of grandeur paranoid schizo.

>huezilian calling anyone uncivilised
*catches zika*

said nobody ever

>New Zealand Acting Prime Minister Winston Peters takes another trans-Tasman swipe, saying Australia copied the Kiwi flag and should get a new one.
frick off

lls

tell me when you find out

used to think 69 was a meme, but do it quite a lot with the current gf

Lads I was meant to put forward a personal memory of me and my nan for my nans funeral but I still can't think of one. What do I do?

It's in 2 days

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were any white people even living in new zealand in the 1860s or 70s or whenever their flag "originated"?

chapo trap house needs a person of color as co host on their podcast

lads what should i drink?

flossing is pointless

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youtube.com/watch?v=A57P8hjdYcY

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what do you mean ?
why

chapo are nazis

If man was noided man wouldn't even return the call, would he?
I grew up with that faggot he does that all the time.
Thinks it's right the funniest shit in the world to put phone on speaker and talk shit.

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buckfast

did never spend christmas together or anything

how the fuck will we be able to help we don't know your life story lmao
just pick the first pleasant thing that comes to mind when you think of your gran

How come I don't see freshly rolled spliff editions anymore ?

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stfu

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How did you know if I using "you" in the singular, or in the plural?

the gf

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could go for the joke (pun about a memorable Naan bread?)

in all seriousness, wouldn't have thought anyone will question if you say you'd prefer not to

haven't got any, it's beers or mixed drinks

make a story about you two up and say you were the only ones who knew about it

Bleach.

wish i got a gf when i was 16 and done the whole young love thing

And let me tell you never seen man do nothing.
Have seen man cry like a bitch to his mummy though.

Fuck outta here.

>oh I'm a female look at me!
>oh look I'm barely wearing clothing! ooooooooohhhh!

don't care

done it

now a born again virgin, feels bad.

both lad

>could go for the joke (pun about a memorable Naan bread?)

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>no big tity goth gf

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Literally every public wifi in America has Jow Forums blocked. Free my arse.

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i miss the /birt/ editions

honestly shocked I went on a date when I was 17 and lost my virginity 19
still surprised I wasn't one 20 year old virgin types

Wow Norweigan Air do Gatwick to Buenos Aires from only £299

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abolish ICE

get a vpn you poor dummy

man ain't no hardman
like i'm going to ask him to come to where i'm at on 4AM on a friday when i'm trying to keep my geek going

hang up on the drunk faggot
simple as

>North East.
hahaha geordies BTFO

start again mate
nothing to lose mate

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ah yes the autist is here to spam screenshots from some random film he just watched