Are they Nordic?

We were gaulois and shit

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yes the ones with blond hair and blue eyes

based

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they are a strong BLACK country

>tfw haven't seen anything about Asterix and Obelix in about a decade

>mercenaries

no but theyre our greatest ally and bestest of friends

Yes I'm a viking rapebaby (according to my grand-mother)

Based.

I was raped by a Norman French

I live in the south but genetically speaking i'm from center-western France

look at how Nordic I am.
Though my brother looks Slavic with green eyes
And some of my compatriots up north could pass as Scandinavians too

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>romanised germanics are nordics
What do they teach you in school?

qt

hahahhahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH you look like a southern french dude. You would not pass as local here.

fuck my ass please

Good, nothing good came out since

>You would not pass as local here.

Disappointed.

>look at how Nordic I am

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It was ironic you dense kahvinkeitin.

Kahvinkeitin? That's a fresh one.

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you look good, but not nord. You actually look like a friend of mine that is half italian

islamic

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They are already Med how can they be Med and Nordoid? I thought Med and Nordoid were opposite??

what kind of girls u like.race wise
i want to see you BLEACH an asian gyspy mulatta or arab qt

>kahvinkeitin

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They're lanky Asgardians who speak in a weird language not meant for humans.

What a qt Chad

No, not even close
Their South is Mediterranean and influenced by Greeks and Romans for millennia
Their West is close to Britain, their North and Central regions closer to Southern Germany
Nothing Nordic in France, they are not Northern Germany-tier

Bretons are definitely not Nordic

You're thinking of Greece
The Portugal of Africa

kek you probably have some Spanish or Italian grandparent haven't you

None actually.

This. The true Frenchmen (excluding Mediterranean costs) are still mostly Gallic, ie. Celtic. I've got light brown hair and blue eyes, a red beard and I don't think I've got anything Nordic or Mediterranean in me.

some french user told me that i look scandinavian, despite of my massive dark KARELIAN unibrow.
could i pass as a local in scandinavia?

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h-hi qt

No, they're mediterranean BVLLS

looks like you have some turkish or portuguese ancestry

H-hi

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mother is from western finland and she is 100% finnish. dad came from eastern finland and his parents from Karelia, now russian territory.
my darker features are from his side, as my dad himself has dark brown hair and thick eyebrows

Probably the mongolian DNA reappearing.

could be

inferiority complexed shitskin

Am I seeing a pair of brown eyes? And calling himself Nordic?

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