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fuck off danes edition

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hes a literal subhuman but this song is halfway decent

Any greyman in?

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no nigger music please
no thanks

that's two 44's in the air
how you gonna do man dirty

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benzos aren't muscle relaxers

underrated film

sue

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she wants a boy from fengkuei

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he just looks ridiculous
how can he rap about living the thug life when hes walking around looking like a drag queen

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How do you feel when you hear this?

don't think there's any surer sign of sub 100 IQ than being a hot sauce mong

picked up Aardvark sauce and its pretty good
Dirty Dicks is still my favorite though

unironically think women should be able to breast feed wherever they want

the gf keeps asking me what i want
she knows what i want
i want to get married and have babies

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if you were seriously avoiding porn you'd be avoiding Jow Forums as well

mathyank, or as I like to call him "can't pass high school level maths" yank

Only tryna see suicideboys spiritual successor of 3-6 and great for when ur monged

Thinking about her and nicki huntsman

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not really how noporn works

i am quite seriously in a state of unrequited love with the yank-bullying kiwi

this

they should also be allowed to piss in my mouth, stamp on my head and devastate my bollocks whenever they desire

Anyone know the name of an English poem?
It says something like those spiraling hills that i will never see again.

can you seriously shut the fuck up
would pop your jaw into a fucking tiara if I ever saw your lardass waddling around

Bachelors of Computer Science / IT
I forget what it's fully called, it's been a while since I got educated
My program was a mess though, in the programming classes I think maybe 20% of people were actually competent at it, the rest barely even tried. Oriental students made a tidy profit making alternative solutions and selling them to the shitters.

nostalgic

>Anyone know the name of an English poem?
yeah

I found it
It's the land of lost content

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Life gets boring so I get muffed up on drugs and Duff when I'm not toiling

Why do you need a mate to get it for you? Pharmacists don't give a fuck about your reasons. If you're worried about autisming out when they ask you what you need it for just tell them you have horrendous toothache

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Paki migration goes that far back?

My daily drug routine when I lived in Thailand was 2.5mg of Xanax, 3 caps of ibuprofen, 0.2mg of pure oxycodone, a couple of joints laced with opium, and half a bottle of vodka to wash it all down.

yep

If you still feel compelled to wank while browsing blue boards I feel pity for you

three blind mice

doing math lads
going to marry the gf lads even though she doesn't know i exist and has a husband

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i feel compelled to wank constantly ive done it sat in traffic before

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btw im 30 and in community college

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind would be a great movie without kirsten dunst's character and the whole phony ethical thing at the end with the revealing of everyone's buried memories

should've just ended with ace ventura and the girl from titanic getting back together with the implication that they would breakup again

Tune sounds very familiar but i don't recall ever watching the show.

U know I had to do it to em

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yeah

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>going to marry the gf lads even though she doesn't know i exist and has a husband

ah the truth is revealed
now stop talking about it you freak

Into my heart an air that kills
From yon far country blows:
What are those blue remembered hills,
What spires, what farms are those?

That is the land of lost content,
I see it shining plain,
The happy highways where I went
And cannot come again.

what the fucks wrong with you that you needed all that

Yeah but have some dignity and cover your tit and baby with a shawl or something

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going to join my local fire dept and go through EMT training and then go to uni to become a paramedic
might also dabble in hospice

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Hold me lads

She won't stop texting me lads

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What about Passions? The one with the dwarf kid and the gypsy magic woman
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worried about one of my moles lads
quite irregularly shaped

get in there before someone else does

why cant women take a fucking joke

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and I have folder containing exactly TEN (10) cat pictures that I shall post over and over

Why is captcha being so fucking slow and retarded?

Takes six seconds to load up new pictures of cars for me to choose

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Honestly, they were just available and I didn't feel so comfortable about some of the things I did over there. Thailand's a beautiful country, but stay away from the illicit areas.

What does this have to do with BRITISH culture?

am a 10/10 nodric god with a massive nob but somehow made it to 30 still being a virgin lads

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>someone else

We're getting married lad

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starting to think i'm too pure for the gf

Mental how democracy is quietly dismissed when someone says something against the will of the globalist elite.

love the gf lads

females are legitimately children
think I'm actually going to marry a Mennonite woman so at least she'll peel potatoes

brain development of a 6 year old, what did you expect? I ONLY use high IQ humor around the lads, and it always works. Women simply don't get it.

had a dream last night that i was fucking this very very skanky fat prostitute, and knew id just contracted several STDs. felt extremely ashamed of myself and wished there was a way i could turn back time, but then remembered i'd "quicksaved" before having sex with her and then the dream went lucid and i forcibly woke up and felt a wave of immense relief

Uh oh looks like it's SOMEONE's time of the month... AGAIN! :D ;-)

block her king

>someone says something in YouTube comment section
>someone responds to them and says the exact opposite
Well now I don't know who to believe.

How long did you keep that up for?

How many ml of vodka?

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Top bantz fitizen

Love u brotha

>but then remembered i'd "quicksaved" before having sex with her

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Emma Watson's face when she gazes upon my cock.

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That i definitely watched and i don't recall hating it.

>"gosh! look how tiny it is!"

swear I've not seen sicilian lad in several weeks
he's a much better poster than this autismoyanks right now

t. siciliANUS

accidentally quicksaved instead of quickloaded after shagging a fat lass

po niger

Are pills legal there?

Did this in Tomb Raider once, quicksaved as I was falling into a spiky pit

Ireland is a young country.

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Mental hoe the poem i posted did not cause heart wrenching pain to any brit poster. Runts.

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bit surprising
always hear that the countryside is full of old people in Ireland from Irish people

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literal actual nonce detected

WAHEY

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