/cum/ & friends

cozy evening edition

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So there’s a knockoff of captain morgan called admiral Nelson

it's actually not that bad. makes a really good rum and coke. one tier below that would be ron rico

Gonna upgrade my job
Goodbye Toilberg

gn cana

thoughts on this?

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she cute

during an interview i had a potential employer tell me to grow a pair of tits and come back

i'm a little fatter now and got moobies i should go back there and ask for the job again

why would they bother even having you come to an interview

fuck the other thread desu

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heart to heart
mind to mind

only some escape the will to life

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true

nothing but respect for mexico, our greatest ally

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based mountie

placer was good lad
i'll miss him dearly

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cant believe he got a gf and just left us

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wait did he actually die

i won't

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I'm a white chi and most of that doesnt apply to me

redpill me on placer

>I'm a white chi and most of that doesnt apply to me
>I'm a white chi

imagine being this insecure

big dumbshit

about to text my coworker and tell her I love her

parents friend brought her cute daughter over but im too aspie to socialize

do it pussy

bee urself

how do i be a qt?

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is clack cool?

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anyone watches the 100?

clack is kill

I’m sorry for the blogpost but i have to vent. read or ignore i don’t care

>be few days ago
>get dragged to the bar by normie roommate
>sitting at one of the booths
>some random qt comes up to our table
>Not drunk but looks a bit happy
>she asks me to hit the dancefloor
>politely decline
>she gives me a weird look
>”cmon, why not? what are you so scared of?”
>tell her i’m not scared, i just don’t find any enjoyment of being there
>”you’re lying, i can see the fear in your eyes, why are you so afraid?”
>what the fuck? how the fuck does she know
>assure her i’m not, decline again
>she just kinda scoffs at me
>”fine, whatever” and walks away
>Roomate is looking at me in complete shock, like a “what the fuck is wrong with you” look

Shortly after I left and went home completely embarrassed and ashamed. I’ve always been a complete social disaster and i fucking hate myself for it. Why did he keep nagging me to go there ffs when he knews im a total wreck? why can’t normies accept that some people are incapable of socializing? It shattered every last bit of whatever self-esteem i had left.
They will never try to understand how uncomfortable and overwhelming it can be

Again i’m sorry for the blogpost but i had to get it out, i have no one else in my life

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massive autistic post above mine dont bother reading

>Placer
>gf
yeah that's believable

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i read it

Because it's weird to be not normal

could have just said 'no thanks i dont like to dance' but instead you had to go full fedora. i could go forever about how absolutely terribly you went about the experience, but just do better next time and dont be such a moody, brooding faggot

it happened
he's left us here to rot

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it's okay to be moody
it's okay to be broody
it's okay to be a person of the homosexual pesuation

guess we have no choice but to finally head down to the gf store and put a down payment on one ourselves

is placer really gone?

imagine being dragged out to a bar by a bunch of guys but only growing the balls to say no when a cute girl wants to dance with you

ITS NOT FAIR
HE DIDNT DESERVE ONE

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when was the last time he posted?

Best thread desu

...

2 nights ago

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this is it
/cum/ is dead

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i turn 22 this weekend

>she knew you were an awkward person yet she still wanted to interact with you
>could've simply offered her a drink and asked her to sit with you and your buds
>instead you decided to be a complete sperg and stuck to your guns
You were so close.

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Huh? By “politely decline” i literally said
“thanks but i don’t enjoy the dance-floor”
>implying
and i hate myself for it, that’s a 1 in a million chance for me

/1996/ represent

I did, and we're gonna go get coffee tomorrow.

looking through some /cum/ threads from 2015. Truly those were different times

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dont do that
why would you do that

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fitting how the best cartoon also had the best theme song
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where is "she" now?

today is my first day back on Jow Forums since 2016. Only visiting though. Got a big boi job now and a gf, so I can't waste time here anymore.
is /cum/ basically a graveyard now?

bitch niggas

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yes

youtu.be/R_FQU4KzN7A

what happened to those annoying cunts like fist of flames and papa sapa

also Pennsylvania lainposter, did he kill himself?

Looks like syfy schlock. Is it actually good?

it's too late. Someone must remember all the buds whom we've lost

who knows, I used to have him as a steam friend but that was ages ago

I think so, I only occasionally post a little bit in the evenings

rec me a good movie thats on netflix

I think everyone committed suicide unironically

kys zoomers you destroyed this website

pa went on to bigger and better things

same but i was unfriended when he left

he was a guy?
Damn it
what happened to monday

fist of flames still posts without the name
papa sapa sometimes posts in /dixie/ i believe
pa lainposter no longer visits Jow Forums

>/cum/ is made during peak Jow Forums
>attracts a large diverse group of shitposters
>Jow Forums goes to shit
>/cum/ dies
coincidence?
how do we make Jow Forums great again

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>moot is replaced by gook
>Jow Forums goes to shit
coincided?
we all know what to do to make Jow Forums great again.

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moot is a sjw feminist shitlord

peak Jow Forums was unironically when an oligarchy of mods just ran this shit

i wish i never found Jow Forums

no one likes to admit but its true. The old guard used to protect certain boards from cancer but now they've forsaken us

>canadian jobs

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even if i hadn't found imageboards i would just be wasting my time on some other type of shitty site there is no winning

I use to post on the adult swim forums when I was a young teenager.

Also had a large group of friends on AIM from all over the place

this image is very important to me

Shall be saving this
Hope you don't mind

unironically based

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Does Walmart have free parking and for how long?

no you have to tip the nearest homeless looking person 5/hr

unironically believe my life would be worse if i never visited this place
Jow Forums opened up my hobbies and groups I now participate in regularly. I'd probably be a meme spouting retard with nothing to do other than look at tumblr or reddit posts or some other dumb hugbox all day.
like i genuinely have a hard time imagining what i'd be doing if i never found this place. all of the possibility just seem grim, way worse than however bad my life is right now

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dont believe much but i do believe god is great and I love life

Stop lying. There's some fag who basically comes back to Jow Forums after being away for years like every day for the past week.

pls i need a serious response
visiting philly tomorrow and i dont wanna risk getting stuck in a ghetto like i did in boston so i gotta find parking in the city and i thought i could just yoink the walmart parking

yes
it's pretty complex, the first two season do have kind of a young adult vibe, though

Jow Forums did little beyond killing my drive to have a real social life and introducing me to anime porn

did you watch the movies i rec'd the other day
you're planning to sleep in your car while on a walmart parking lot?

Reminder that Jesus loves you

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