When are you going to have children?

in about 8-12 (29-33 years old by then) years with some big titty norwegian woman

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>retarded
yep

Autistics like the most of the board can never find a wife and have kids. How do you expect incompetent people to provide and raise a kid.

Probably in the 40s or maybe late 30s

Only if I'm sure I can afford private schools.

Your fatal flaw is in assuming that just because two retards get together and have a retard baby they're suddenly magically competent. Do you think most of the autists on this board became as autistic as they are because they had competent parents?

Probably once I'm pushing 30 and financially stable and in a stable relationship that I'm sure won't fall apart. I don't want to bring a kid into the world with divorced parents, I've seen how that fucks kids up and wouldn't want my kid to go though it

We're high functioning autists the lot of us, and we're not fat neckbeards, as long as the worst amongst us can polish up on our conversational skills, we should be able to make it.

Hopefully never.

Nope, I think it was a mistake my parents made that I'm not willing to repeat.

you can get babies in many ways lol
fuck and dump
fuck and dump

fb post doesn't belongs here, pl*bbit. try again.

>having children when you cannot guarantee them safety and security
>having children when the future is so uncertain and gloomy
>not helping to reduce the population so our planet won't die
Having children is selfish.

18 years is a long time to fake wanting children.

I'm borderline infertile. As was my Dad, my existence is basically a miracle and I doubt there'll be another one.

This. Adopting is true way

>forcing another person to suffer the ravages of age and death

I would like to have one, and if I can sustain the expenses for more, I would adopt.

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ASAP, I've been trying to conceive for over a year now and no luck. Thinking about going to doctor soon if I dont get pregnant by end of the summer.

I cried

4 or 5 probably.

I hope never. I don't want my children to experience the process of dying.

If you raise your children right they will have a happy death.
Raise your children wrong they have a miserable death.

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I do have one daughter and we're going to have a son in a few months. I never thought that I could be this happy

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If i ever have stable income + a wife that i love

probably never

never

Are you on drugs? There is no such thing as happy death.

Grats!!

You going to have a son with your daughter? Wew.

Thank you.

This

Why?:
>I don't like kids
>I'm poor by western standards and only live comfortably because I still live with my parents
>I admit I'm a manchild who doesn't like having lots of responsibility
>They'd probably turn out mentally ill
>I don't want to bring kids into a world that's going to shit and where they're probably going to become corporate wageslaves anyway
>No GF at the moment, and I don't want to get married either

lol spoken like someone who is truly spiritually bankrupt. Good news is that you have nowhere to go but up.
You could die today, tomorrow, 5 years, 20 years, sudden or slowly. But if you live up to your last moment with hope, love and trust in God and prayers of St. Joseph and your heavenly Mother, and persevere to the end, you will have a happy death too. Even if there is pain or suffering.

Raise your kids right and they will understand this. Raise them wrong and they won;t.

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Hopefully never.

Adopting is a form of cuckoldry. Either having babies or not at all.

>There is no such thing as happy death
ah
classic russian post

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Is adopting easier in the third world? In the USA there is huge waiting lists to adopt. People sometimes try to adopt from overseas, but there's a lot of horror stories of kids getting kidnapped to fill demand and some countries banned international adoption altogether.

>God
Okay, I get it, you are mentally ill. Seek help.

>thing that doesn't even resemble the definition of cuckolding is cuckolding
Shut the fuck up

So you will be happy to experience dying?

>raising someone that isn't your own blood child
Cuck

its no scarier than going to sleep

You've never seen people dying, have you?

Oh, I'm going to HAVE children, alright.
Mmhh! Yum!

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Probably around 30, I'd start earlier if I wasn't a poorfag

>spending all your money and time on a screaming and crying useless piece of meat
You have to be a truly retarded imbecile to have to kids willingly nowadays.

Religious have better mental health than those without. All normal healthy human minds and hearts seek out God naturally, because God is your final end.

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cringe

Probably never. Not because I’m afraid to find a partner but I don’t think I want to pass on my dumb and lazy genes

>this thread
Well, maybe i shouldn't have been expecting something good from Jow Forums. God damn autists, you're worse than Jow Forums.
About OP's question, i'd probably want to have them around 25-28, having them later is too late.

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based

Never

Its kinda selfish but I don't want to adopt for this reason--what if the kid was born by some lazy retard?

This. Also the death rate is pretty much 100 percent unless there are some vampires for instance. So a child is already cursed because it'll die.

next year when Im 23

As soon as they hand out government mandated gf's.

Yeah I’d avoid adopting too. Honestly if I was rich I wouldn’t mind having a kid at all

based, if you're not Muhammad

true, I mean just look at the ones who aren't, bunch a trannies

But what if you produce an alpha male? Not everyone suffers on this world.
If your offspring actually has a nice life it may influence your own life in a positive way when you get older

wtf, we don't have muhameds here, I am white with Christian name and so will my kids be

This tbqh

I adopted young boy back in 2008 but teachers at school found out that I've been pounding his ass(we both enjoyed it) so I'm not allowed to have kids anymore
life is kinda unfair sometimes

>Says "this" about how living is a curse
>Also claim dying is a curse
Can't have it both ways Heidi. If living is cursed, then death is blessed. If death is cursed then living is blessed.

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I don't like migraine but I like animu. I don't like the suffering part of life. Also, I have a will to survive. Both life and death are a curse.

Nope, saying "I don't like some things I experience while living" is not the same thing as "life is a curse".

IF death is a curse, then living is a blessing. Your "will to survive" is possibly the only honest part of you that you have.

Tell that to the niggers in Africa and asian bugmen

Africans and most Asians aren't the ones responsible for global warming, and they aren't so entitled they would ever demand a life with zero uncertainty or 'gloominess' (fukin lol). You racist shit.

>Nope, saying "I don't like some things I experience while living" is not the same thing as "life is a curse".
It is.
>IF death is a curse, then living is a blessing.
That's demented troll logic.
>Your "will to survive" is possibly the only honest part of you that you have.
That's word salad.

>It is.
Its not, and if you think that "things I dont like sometimes" is the same thing as "curse" then you have the emotional development of a child.

>That's word salad.
You have the reading comprehension of a child too. Fug, you actually might be a literal child. Let me guess, you turned 18 just this summer right?

>having children knowing that divorce is inevitable and you won't see your child after it
Don't forget about matriarchial laws. Marriage is a slavery for every male.

When I'm done with my education

this

Think about how old your child will be, how it'll shit its bed when it's old in an elderly people's home and can't clean the mess itself and has to wait 20 minutes for someone to do it for it. And then it'll die and maybe say a moment before: "This was it?" And then likely the child will likely be nothing.

Beautiful meu irmão.

>Soy
>I'm not having kids because I don't want to spend money on them

>Soyer
>I'm not having kids because I hate children

>Soyest
>I'm not having kids because I care about the environment and overpopulation

>We're hitting levels of soy that shouldn't be possible
>I'm not having kids because I am an anti-natalist intellectual

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Hi, lolcow. Still no success in finding a beta provider for your maggot from Tyrone?

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I don't want to put another being through the shit time I went through, so I won't be having kids.

good, because all of the people who bullied your weak ass will have kids and those kid will bully you as well

>implying all those bullies live successful life today
inb4 I DO NO PRREEEWWWFS!1111

I want to join a religious brotherhood and they swear vows of chastity and poverty, so I couldn't support a family.

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calm now, autistic Ivan
and they must be more successful then this depressed aussie, I mean my little brother who is still in school is more successful than that guy

I'm speaking from my own experience, bydlo. All those bydlo gopniks which I had encountered in my life became nothing but a cogwheel in that system. Daily routine consisting of loans, mortrage, screaming kids, parents in law, problems with law, pressure from a boss etc. Nothing successful about it, Demjan. NOTHING

there is a difference between a western bully and a russian drunk aggressive loon who is beating up everyone, isn't there? oh yeah, being alone all your life just to say ''fuck the system'' seems like a much better option, you will still have to work for a living the difference being the bully will have someone waiting for him at home, someone who loves him and cares for him, you will have no one.

>there is a difference between a western bully and a russian drunk aggressive loon who is beating up everyone, isn't there?
I don't know, have you ever been in the western country? Or you are judging their bullies by movies like American Pie or The Heathers? Have you been in Russia, or you think all our bullies are like those football hooligan bydlos? What are you trying to say here, that bullies in the west are more successful than our ones? They are all slaves, country doesn't make any difference in that case.
>being alone all your life just to say ''fuck the system'' seems like a much better option
It is, you don't understand it cause you are bydlo who is afraid of being called "that pathetic lonely beta virgin loser HAHA". Too much dependence on bydlo opinion, you don't have one.
>someone who loves him and cares for him, you will have no one.
There's no such thing as love today, all relationshits today are based on market relations. And don't tell me otherwise...

You are the tail end of an unbroken chain that goes back to the dawn of time. For 4 billion years, every single one of your innumerable ancestors succeeded in reproducing. It's your biological imperative, a drive written into our genes before any vertebrate had stepped on land. The instinct was already ancient by that point.

If you need any evidence of how fucked up our society has become, just think about this: We're fucked up to the point that we're ignoring, and willfully rejecting, that most fundamental instinct. In 4 billion years, nothing - not an asteroid, not a flood, not a global freeze, nor global volcanic eruption - managed to stop your ancestors from reproducing.
people evolved because the weak died, the stupid died or were rejected by potential mates, the impulsive died, the irresponsible died, those who couldn't cooperate with others died. That's how we came into being.
You're pathetic on biological level and no "intellectual" excuses will help you.

yeah, I lived in one for 2 years, I didn't watch those movies you mentioned and are not planning to. I'm not planing to go to Russia and haven't seen your hooligans, but I know the russian crime rate and the stereotypes of russian men. Yes, I'm saing exactly that, them being slaves to jews is not the debate here.
I'm not afraid of anything, I know what will make my life better and I'm working on acheaving that goal. Also I don't speak Russian. Yes, it's a terrible capitalist world, but you forcing yourself to be a lone monk while still slaving for it because you need to money makes you even worse than the world, you will just work and leave nothing of value behind you.

i hope when i will have a good job but probably never because I am not good with relationships

pametni bugar

Probably never