>work in France for a few months
>won't make a transfer
>they pay me with fucking checks in 2018
>can't cash the checks without a bank account
>try opening one
>bank 1: no foreigners
>bank 2: your contract is too short
>bank 3: your roommate has to have an account here (?)
>bank 4: ok, come back in 10 days and bring these papers
>bank 4, 10 days later: no, this paper doesn't work. Come back in 5 days with THIS one and your roommates passport
>bank 4, 5 days later: oh wait, no, your contract is too short. You can't open here
>web banks won't take checks
>ask my boss if they can just pay me cash at least
>"I'll ask my accountant"
>it's been 70 days since I started working
How the fuck do frenchies deal with this shit on daily basis RRRRREEEEE
Work in France for a few months
Parker Kelly
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Matthew Reyes
Didn't you get the message?
You have to go back, paki.
Ethan Gray
>Il travaille gratuitement depuis 2 mois
Jayden Gonzalez
Why don't you open a bank account in the UK and then use a banking app on your phone to deposit it?
Thomas Sullivan
> il le fait gratuitement
Brayden Clark
welcome to french bureaucracy
let me tell you, personally i have been trying to get my grandparent's house for 6 years now, since they died 6 years ago
the ownership is split something 50% for me, and then the rest of the family, which i need to contact to seal the deal and either sell or own all of it
in that family there is 1 part who hates me and doesn't want to do anything, i never met them, i think they are butthurt to be illegitimate children
another one is in prison because he killed a man, it's a pain in the ass to contact him
another one is under 18yo and for YEARS they told me "we can't give you his address sorry" until a lawyer told me i have to specifically ask for his legal responsible, otherwise the notarial office will drag the case forever on purpose
they always take months to answer and usually it's like "gimme more $$ fuck you"
anyways my lawyers disappeared, TWICE, without leaving an adress
maybe they are dead, maybe they have left the country, nobody know
i had to pay them 2000 euros each and they have not helped my case at all, 4000 euros in the wind, and good luck sueing a lawyer, and good luck sueing a fucking lawyer who disappeared
last i saw a lawyer he told me "yeah ok we're gonna directly go to the court an force sell everything" except he disappared first
now the co-property syndicate is sueing me, because apparently i have charges to pay, it was already 6000 euros but now it is 8000 euros + the trial + i need a new lawyer
my lawyer also told me that i was actually able to rent, but the notary told me no you can't, meaning i also lost about 500euro/month times 6 years
i had to go to the notary yesterday 8am to get my files back, and they told me "nope, notary 1 is on holidays and notary 2 is sick and notary 3 is sick too" so i have to go back today actually at 5pm to meet the notary assistant who will probably try to fuck me over and i bet will have a convenient excuse to not give me the full things i need
reee
Jaxson Campbell
>another one is under 18yo and for YEARS they told me "we can't give you his address sorry" until a lawyer told me i have to specifically ask for his legal responsible, otherwise the notarial office will drag the case forever on purpose
(which isn't even true btw, ofc i asked already, but they refused to tell me until it was my lawyer himself who personally asked)
Brayden Cruz
I literally opened a bank account the first month I arrived in France your French and English must be shit
Christian Harris
You have the right to own a bank account in France. If banks are refusing you, contact the Bank of France which will direct you to one and force it to open you an account.
Colton Richardson
>>bank 1: no foreigners
wtf i love france now
Christian Roberts
Ahahahaha, t'es un vrai plouc, toi!
Jacob Perez
Tu dois avoir une convention d'honoraires qui te lié à ton avocat. Si tu prouves qu'il n'a pas fait les diligences nécessaires, tu peux facilement obtenir indemnisation en réalité.
Un avocat ne disparaît pas comme ça, il est nécessairement affilié à un ordre, regarde sur l'annuaire de son barreau en ligne.
Henry Sanchez
I heard being a notary is a somewhat important job over there. Is that true because here anyone can do it after paying $85 and taking an online course
Carson Foster
je vais voir ça, merci du conseil
Camden Bell
Cela, Tyrone le sait evidement pas. Ou bien il bosse au noir!
Camden Wilson
A lawyer told me that it's good because basically the state assigns them to a district and then they have a monopoly in there ? Idk how true that is but this is what i was told
Anthony Garcia
À ce propos, on ne prouve pas un fait négatif (qu'il n'a pas fait les diligences), ce sera donc à lui de prouver qu'il les a faites. Assures-toi donc bien qu'il ne les a pas faites avant d'engager un procès. Tu as également le droit de changer d'avocat à tout moment et il n'a pas le droit de faire de rétention de dossier (mais il peut engager une procédure en taxation pour se faire payer les honoraires que tu lui devrais éventuellement).
Bon courage.
Aiden Johnson
It is a public office, which means they have a monopoly on numerous legal acts and their signatures have some kind of special value in front of course in case they'd enforce a contract for instance.
Nathaniel Perry
>basically the state assigns them to a district and then they have a monopoly in there ?
It seems what I was told is true then. It's a government mandated job that requires exams and going to university for. Just to sign papers during a 35 hour work week, truly something I can't fathom since every lawyer, banker, and public servant anywhere can do it
Easton Ross
???
Luis Powell
This sounds so fucking retarded.
What shitty company is this that still writes checks?
Julian Diaz
Even back in 1987, I could open a bank a/c w/o problems, and I am Swiss. Companies in France pay the wage via MT. The most used software for payroll is Ciel. Yes, you can use the cheque book at Felix Potain but the wage definitely goes to yr bank a/c.
Andrew Edwards
>britshit being retarded
>britshit being scammed
Classic
Aaron Ward
>yeah ok we're gonna directly go to the court
The story is entertaining but total BS.
Camden Gomez
>be Anglo
>expect to be treated nicely in France
Gavin Cook
i don't see the point of lying about this, i didn't do any law studies and i don't know much about all this
maybe it wasn't "the court" and it was some subdivision of some judicial system who the fuck knows but this is pretty much what i gathered from it
Nolan Powell
This. Why not stay in your own fucking country?
Bentley Brooks
>government engages in scamming
Nathan Stewart
>implying scamming Brits is bad
Jack Cruz
Gabriel Smith
It's just a bit of friendly banter.
Ayden Powell
I really don't get it
>France forces me to open an account if I want to cash my checks
>Won't force banks to open accounts regardless of stupid fucking requirements
Gavin Morgan
I gave you the link to exercise your right to a bank account. Check upper. If you can't read French (I didn't look if there's an English version of the site), seek for help and I'll explain how to exercise it.
Eli Wright
>banks
>government
Adrian Cooper
I don't think your lawyer would've fill a lawsuit against your co-owner. Property is at the core of our legal system, so I don't see how one could force them to sell. But I'll do my research and let you know later on /fr/ if I find anything.
Easton Jones
Yes, I'll give it a look. Thanks m8
Christopher Wright
Sorry, but if you only TRY to speak French (it doesn't have to be perfect), the real French are the nicest people on the mainland.
Colton Ortiz
Yep!
Nathaniel Johnson
Je m'appelle Chad.