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F*%# *nglos and shiett

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Best general thread yet

>Eussia
nigga if it happens it's just going to be EU
why would russia with a 4 times smaller population and 10 times smaller GDP be a partner on a 1 to 1 basis
you could be just another member state and that's it, get over yourselves

They have nuclear bombs, though. Failure to cooperate and integrate into their society will result in your ultimate destruction.

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the french have nukes and they probably aren't worthless shitbuckets like the russians'

Yes, you are right. But the Russians have like over 5000 nukes. The French and British have like 300 total.

>Russian nukes are worthless
this is what propaganda looks like

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Autistic general

tbqh with if Russia ever got the same interests as the other EU countries and joined it would be very good for the EU, they have tons of natural resources and nuclear weapons

i'm europe, cyкa!

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I'm ok with that

I want a cute Russian gf desu.

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>be f*rstoid
>download tinder
>go to Russia
>w/o problems find a 10-20 girls
>choose the suitable
Is it so hard to you?

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>huge market
>trillion Nukes
>650+ million citizens
>tons of natural resources
>largest entity by area
>tigers

Eussia gonna be unstoppable!

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Hello

>literally Russian thread to cuck Ukraine
You fucking churkas, I will never forgive you!

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BPЁTИ

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But we love Ukraine

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BPЁTИ

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Bы чe, тyт cидитe? Eбaнyтыe.

You forgot:

>space

It's out natural resource, also our area

MH17

It's destroyed

And spice. That's how we reach space these days.

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Russia should separate and northern and middle regions should join the EU

noice mate, brb im going to snatch myself a cute goldigger gf

>it would be very good for the EU
No, if Russia ever joined the EU they would try to manipulate the voting apparatus in their favor and do all kinds of shady shit like poisoning EU politicians/journalists that oppose their agenda. We don't need that kind of mafia behavior, we already have enough problems as it is

What about spice melange like in Dune?

some day, some day

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based thread

BASED AND REDPILLED

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Glad to see you finally found the light, bro.
Nukes are for MAD and nothing else, I don't see nukes helping Russia dominate culturally.

Hello, my European brother.

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>Russia joining the eu
Will literally never happen

It will. The European Empire must stretch from Iberia to Siberia.

>UK votes for Brexit
Will literally never leave for real

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Don't get me wrong that would be great and all but it'll never happen, Russia is the big bad boogeyman that the eu use to keep its members together though maybe that'll change to China in the future

>he hasn't read 1984

I enjoy this edit.

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Brexit actually happening is still ten thousand times more likely than Russia being on friendly terms, let alone joining, the eu

Not in the foreseeable future, but we're allowed to make Jow Forums threads about it.

ofc I meant that Russia would only join once they fixed all the corruption and other bs they pull off

Whatever you say, you silly babushka.

comparatively, Russia is more populous and bigger to any other member state

you're doing the same by pushing politicians that favor you in any euro state

anglo cope

well we were comparing French nukes to Russian ones and their ability to cause destruction, not create a cultural hegemony