Just arrived in Vienna. What should I see/do?

Just arrived in Vienna. What should I see/do?

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Come to Slovenia

nothing, austria is just a buffer country between scatmany and shitaly. Move to Slovenia for true mittleeuropean- alpine experience

Go to Slovenia for the true alpine experience

Go to Slovenia.

Go and eat the original Sacher cake (Sachertorte). One of the best cakes i've had.

you absolutely NEED to visit Kahlenberg and John III Sobieski's memorial

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What should I do?
go to Switzerland, Austria isn't a real country

what a silly memorial, not even written in latin

Pretend that you are german.

go to shitler's house

Go to Bratislava for cheap whores

wasn't that demolished?

Go to Liechtenstein

The Imperial Treasury, I love Vienna, been there more than 10 times, it's cheap too :)

Go see the Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra live.

Go to the airport and fly away as far as possible

Go to

Visit the Habsburg buildings

join vienna boys' choir

visit some true turk canon balls

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Gonna be there in a month on my way to Linz.
Anything around Austria worth visiting?

basically established by a Slovene
>he choir was, for practical purposes, established by a letter from Emperor Maximilian I of Habsburg on 30 June 1498, instructing court officials to employ a singing master, two basses and six boys. Jurij Slatkonja became the director of the ensemble.

this is why us Slovenes watch the boys' choir perform on our national TV every new year's day

Slovenia's highest mountain is not even 3000m tall, my dick is more Alpine than you

What happens here?

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The airport. Go back home. You are spending a lot of money in frivolous experiences while your life fades away.

exiled Croats from the 16th century who still speak an archaic Sloveno-Croatian dialect, also some (former) Hungarians

say only one word to any person: oida

oida, bist du deppad?

people playing didgeridoos all over the place iirc, eastern europeans dressed as mozart trying to sell you tickets to concerts

I expected a Russian flag.

Call der kommissar

If anyone approaches you, answer with "Gehst schaißen, haberer"