/shit/, formerly known as /brit/

Welcome, to the shittiest general on Jow Forums!

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Lads?

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but this isn't /cum/ or /balt/

/brit/'s fit and sit

fuck off virgin kiwi youre the worst poster here stop posting

Through early morning fog I see
Visions of the things to be
The pains that are withheld for me
I realize and I can see
That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
I can take or leave it if I please
That game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card of some delay
So this is all I have to say
That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
I can take or leave it if I please
The sword of time will pierce our skin
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger, watch it burn
That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please
A brave man once requested me
To answer questions that are key
Is it to be or not to be
And I replied oh why ask me
That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I...
That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
I can take or leave it if I please
That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And you can do the same thing if you please

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Hello, police? I'd like to a report an incel, one of those so called virgin freaks. He looks very pathetic and dangerous, you can see his last post here

bit rude

sounds like my ex (except schlicking instead of jacking)

why is your text pink you fucking bender

Allah's punisment in'shalla pbuh

going to lift weights to own the libs
going to eat healthy to own the libs
going to read as many books as I can to own the libs
going to go hillwalking and enjoy nature to own the libs
going to cook my own fresh meals to own the libs
going to go to church and take part in the community to own the libs
going to get married to own the libs
going to buy a house to own the libs
going to have 3 children to own the libs
going to have a stable career to own the libs
going to genuinely enjoy my life and do good for others to own the libs
going to get my kids into good schools to own the libs
going to see my kids grow up and get married to own the libs
going to become a grandfather to own the libs
going to retire comfortably to own the libs
going to die after a fulfilling life to own the libs

take that libtards

LONELY ONCE THAT'S FINE
LONELY TWICE THAT'S OK
LONELY THREE TIMES
INCEL'S KIDDING WITH HIMSEEEELF AGAAAAIN

just been to waitrose and bought one of those big bourbon biscuits from the bakery

Say something nice about my courgettes reddit:

honestly have depression

lads, I was shagging this fat mess like a year ago and she was like

>i thought we could've been in a relationship

honestly, why do munting girls think this?

it's actually insulting.

ahh yes, this seems sustainable

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kids, kids. wake up. they've released a new update for windows.
*the whole family huddles around the PC*

I use Linux x

fucking based lad whats she like

human sacrifices? *yawns* I don't thing they are that bad

i'm in this boat now. contemplating whether to text her or not right now. it's a dilemma because she owes me money and I need that money today, but I know if I ask for it I'm going to have to go see her and she's going to want to stay at mine and I don't want her to think I am interested in her for anything more than a shag

kids, kids. wake up. they've released a new update for arch linux.
*user huddles round the PC by himself*
*his wife and child left long ago*
*he types in "pacman -Syu" and his computer instantly explodes*
*a single tear tracks down his cheek*

in Sydney it's gone from 521 to 1150

Would you rather global average temperatures rise by 7 degrees or the next ice age rapidly begins.

me haha
i used to memorise things like country capitals when i was 5 or 6, i could reel off all of them from memory, i was also shit hot at art
it was actually becuase i was neglected at home and drawing/reading atlases were the only tihngs i could do since i had no toys or video games

dude how can you own land its always been there and you cant carry it around or anything lmao

genuine question: what makes you think these courgettes are yours?

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just tried drinking my cup of milo and it made me sneeze
top layer's gone fucking everywhere, looks like dried out shit granules all over my bed

*rings church bell*
THE NIGGERS ARE ARE
THE NIGGERS ARE HERE

what happened to lady gaga?

both

BEN SHAPIRO goes GOOGOO for GAGA

CHEBS

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>KINO

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watched that yesterday so I did. he's a good lad

im a virgin and I find this very hurtful
apologise to him and me please

kino

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Hey lads Doug© here /brit/s favourite namecunt

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Wish I had a British bf
Might find one in London, not here.

she got too confident and started trying to do boomer music/aesthetics that nobody wanted

think my brain is turning into mush with each passing day and (I wanted to finish my train of thought here but I can't)
hate being dumb

>zhukov
dude human wave attacks lmao

She looks so smooth.

if a movie is eager, do you call it KEENO?

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This.
Had a slam pig and everything was going good until she asked "are WE were okay?" I said there's no WE and that ended that.

smelly virgins

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>>zhukov
>dude human wave attacks lmao

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>napoleon
dude 4 naps a day lmao

this ugly little boy was messaging me on tinder and he actually asked for my number, lol! shared that to all the girls to warn them

Maybe take a break from Vodka, Cigarettes and getting your head punched in.

Imbecile

more like napolot!

>nelson
dude i cant see your orders lmao

>>napoleon
He was a loser in the end.

god king napoleon

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Napoleon was fucking based desu, Brits should have buggered off

Right, what's a war hero got to do to get some lubrication around here?

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the russians only lost 2 man for each german killed

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>box
>smoke
>drink a litre of vodka every weekend
>just graduated from a good university with a 2.1
maybe give your head a wobble so you can realise that stuff isn't that bad

>rommel
dude highly mobile armour tactics lmao

How the fuck do I learn Chinese?

NEED to go visit napoleon's tomb and do a fat shit on it

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smelly frog hands typed this post

The British only really had one decent Army commander during all of WW2 (slim)

sad!

baste and durrypilled

more Anglo than you Muhammad

t. shitty country surrendered in a month, one (1) MONTH HAAHHAHAAHHAHAH

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>Napoleon was fucking based desu, Brits should have buggered off

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Hang around chinks.
>realise that stuff isn't that bad

>liamrosen.com
most important thing is you have someone to practice with

it will save you TONS of time starting out if they can help you with the tonal pronounciation

then apply for a 1 week intensive language course to get started, then use Anki and a textbook of your choice to selfstudy

Where's the new?

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tried signing up for an intensive language course, but accidentally signed up for the insensitive language course

fuck you!

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>churchill
dude cigars and peace in our time lmao

truthie

>scooting off in shame
HOWLING

Get off the PC dad.

about to paste the word "gravel" 60 times. Ama

tried signing up to a brothel but accidentally signed up to your whore mums bedroonm

bit of a spanglo me

Thank you

cringe

people always say that

churchill was a war mongering jew

lol just stuck my finger up my arse during a wank and ended up shitting all over it rip

>peace in our time
that was chamberlain you brainletoid

how you counting those pastes lad

reminder napoleon died on a british island in the middle of fucking nowhere lmao

the anglo always wins

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im against mass immigration

nazi scum

gday

im against mars immigration

tried spying on the hot girl neighbour but accidently spied on some runt wanking, fingering and then shitting himself