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who here used to blow into their microphones to annoy people in videogames?

i know i certainly did

drinking coffee at 10pm

YOU COME HERE TO ME
WE'LL COLLECT THOSE LONELY PARTS
AND SET THEM DOWN

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Im off to have my cup of tea, and my daily fag (cigarette). See you later or tomorrow

How is the city of london corporation so high up?

used to get bullied for my squeaky voice so i've never used a microphone for gaming since

no women will ever respect you or view you as a real man if your first reaction to one of your problems is to ruminate and become anxious about it

need new zealand citizenship
cheap or free

will swap old microwave

off to suck a fag in your gentlemans club are ya
poof

its a bit pathetic that males with mature voices play videogames anyway to be honest

does penis enlargement surgeries work? how many does it cost?

sucking a nigger

getting sucked

many

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can't wait for leeds fest with the lads to be honest

do people shag at festivals btw? heard rumours and my friend shagged a munter at one but like, whats the probability of nicer lasses getting shagged?

>no fitties on Loose Women apart from Stacey Solomon

shan't

fuck! shoot me already

any new york yank in that would host me if i came over for a few days

imagining the absolute state of this underaged poster and what he looks like

remarkable

>If I wanted to join say the public school club, would it be worth the £260 a year

i'm 19, this is my first festival x

experts saying with heatwaves becoming a regular thing thousands could die yearly if the government hasn't made changes by 2050 (???)

good

how do you get drugs past sniffer dogs at festivals?

what kind of changes

>eating street food

grim, no idea how long it's been there, how many flies have been on it, what conditions it was cooked in etc

might as well just cut out the middleman and consume pure salmonella

my mates sister is friends with that slag, she used to be at his house a lot in grays essex when we were young ens

yeah but unless it's before the first night it's absolutely grim (no showers generally mucky environment)

wasted my childhood
wasted my young adulthood
wasting my adulthood
will waste my middle ages
will waste being old
will waste away
will be a waste to bury me

definitely

not sure
you also put down your job, and although its not supposed to make a difference that can help you if your countries are borderline

eg: if you are a diplomat or a judge then youll be fine

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put a sausage in your pocket and just say it was attracted to that

no immune system runtoid

making the Sun illegal

LMAO THIS NIGGA WASTIN BEANS

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how the fuck do you die from 27 degree heat?
really quite pathetic

>wrap in foil
>inside a condom
>up my shit crease
never been caught and i've done this on flights etc too

State of you utter virgins not going to sit outside in the sun

tut tut tut

But if you meet the criteria, is it worth the £260 a year

called in sick just so I could watch anime all day, the absolute fucking state of it

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*middle ages mentioned

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LMAO THIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS

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wish it was 27 here
could go for a night soak

don't want to smell of sausage cheers
can i not just put it in my tent and carry it in? surely they couldnt tell

grandad left all the money off his house being sold to me but don't get it for another couple of years

*nods*
YOU ALRIGHT WHITE BOY

FOLC

She feels that my sentimental side should be held with kid gloves
But she doesn’t know that I left my urge in the icebox
She swears I’m just prey for the female
Well then hook me up and throw me, baby cakes, 'cause I like to get hooked

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THIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS

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Lol, I get left with nothing because everyone in my family has lived in council houses

Grim up north

depends on you
things to consider:

-how often are you in the area?
-how often would you find it useful to have somewhere to take acquaintances to lunch?
-how do you like talking to the types of people that attend your club? (Travellers = diplomats and spies, Public School = public school types (duh))
-how important are networking and connections in your line of business?
-how much is the £260 to you?

>can i not just put it in my tent and carry it in?
much less fun lad

terrible idea, get it up your shitter

>went to Ireland on a return flight
>went through dublin and heathrow airport twice with a stanley knife in my bag

So is that shit allowed then?

taking loads of pills and NOS into leeds

will be having a fun time monged out

>desperation is the English way
literally what did they mean by this

*tezza may rubbing her hands*

LMAO THIS PEASANT EATING BEANSETH

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where a fanny pack with a hole in the back and hide your drugs under your willy

ooooh look at this guy everyone hes going to do lots of drugs at a festival! what a mad lad

have you seen English women?

enjoy your brain damage

LMAO THIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS IN LEEDS, SHITTY OLD LEEDS, LMAAAO

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proof?

buy xans off my barber

>that first pin of the day

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How did she kill herself, lads?

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Actual virgin

you are the proof, mate

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS NIGGA EATIN' BEANS?

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alri, might be good for interest/networking then. I'll give it a shot

based waste of space lad

quietly falling apart while clinging to the slightest hope
quintessentially english

i want to hug the martin luther king dog

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yeah i saw british girl tourists in the markthal here in my city i could tell they were british straight away by their accents and genotype

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Leipzig airport let me keep the leatherman I accidentally took through

What is it going to take for you cucks to accept that your government is illegitimate? When are you pussies going to riot in the streets? Are you really going to accept the loss of your homeland without a fight?

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hello nigger

LMAO THIS EUROPOOR EATIN' SOME SERIOUS BEANS

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t. has a literal turk supremacist party in their parliament

Shut up faggot

LMAO THIS NIGGA DOESN'T KNOW WHO RAINE DOG IS
*DABS*

fuck off mate leeds is deece

You scumbag you maggot you cheap lousy faggot

Me

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Baby
We are
We are
Baby, I'm wasting my young years
Baby
We are
We are
Baby, I'm wasting my young years

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AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

im off to ireland lads