What do you know about Slovakia

what do you know about Slovakia
(don't mistake with Slovenia)

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Poles larping as Czechs linving in Hungary.

I know that their women love my big cock lol (been there twice and have fucked 5 Slovakian women)

slavs that come here to take care of the elderly. Can't hate them really for taking this shitty job.

Hungarian land stolen by literally who Slavs.

im hungry

Racist people

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one of the residents in the dementia unit at my work was born in Slovakia in 1922.

Slavic nation, ex Nazi affiliated state, then Soviet, had a spat with the EU iirc, has some neonazis in office i think?

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kek

They are kikes. They were the first to leave the Yugoslavia and consequently to cause the shitstorm that was the Yugoslav Wars. I hate them with such passion that I'd remove a Slovakian over a Kebab any day.

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I went to Bratislava. there was nothing to do there. Probably the most boring city I've been to.

I've heard they hate Hungarians even more than us and that's pretty impressive

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Dracula was a slovakian and not a romanian

Cute girls who love BFC(Big Finn Cock)

only hungarian clay located in sverdlovsk oblast

It's funny but nothing they're our neighbors though.
There wasnt Slovakia before 90s then pooh! and it is.

>There wasnt Slovakia before 90s then pooh! and it is.
>ukrainian flag

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Reasonable, kind-hearted, good people.

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lel, which is it?

Their language is understandable to southern eastern and western slavs

whatchu doin here man

I would be happy if we swapped with the Russians. We could close down our western borders, give Karelia back to Finland. Turn Siberia into a US military base. Build a wall just north of the kavkaz. Super comfy.

this looks like average countryside polack wedding

looks comfy, 2bh

They are a slightly shittier version of Czechia with a slightly shittier hockey team. I also met a dude from Bratislava once, he was fat and a faggot, quite friendly though.

A middle ground between all slavs.
So benign that even the nazis rather wanted to keep them as pets then destroy them.

isp ban

Felvidék sounds better.

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My parents study uni and met there in Brachislava. They always get nostalgic about it whenever anything Eastern Europe is mentioned

that's cute for some reason

Croats in denial larping as yazgons

based

Bratislava = shit
Trnava = very nice

I literally call Central Asians churkas everyday in Germany
In gym or university, Slavs are laughing their ass off

Also, they are literally Yugoslavs without the Balkan Dinaric blood

based and redpilled proto-slovaks conquering Europe before the m*gyar mongoloids enslaved and genocided them

Good mediterranian resort, close proximity to Italy.