I'm fucking MELTING

I think I'm going to die from hypothermia

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I'm going there on Tuesday
>36C
Dios mio...

hottest place in europe coming in, can't wait for those spanish beach tourists

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Just turn on the ac europeans

Call me when they make an AC that I can carry walking on the street.

Isn't that cool for Bulgaria?

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

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It's been 40 degrees celsius here all day since 11am

My room is right smack in the middle of the sun's path

You do not know what true suffering is, without that HEPA air filter i would've died already

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Literally perfect weather over here

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Are you gonna start insulting Euros again for complaining about 90°F while you yourself are sitting in 70°F air conditioning all day?

it is usual summer weather except it normally does not rain

>again
wut?
It's annoying because I can't do anything outside :-(
and I sit in 75°F thank you very much

>Norway
>36
What

Never happened before, so I'm kinda excited to see if it will this time.

Must've been a different Phoenix fag a day or two ago.

>boomers dropping dead like flies due to the heat
Heheh good riddance.

Eurotards do this.....if you do this you will NEVER EVER EVER be hot again!! No more COMPLAINING about heat when you do this!!

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It's not really an issue to sit still indoors, the problem is doing physical labor outdoors.

>24 degrees at midnight tonight
>26 tomorrow

Yeah, I wasn't planning on sleeping anyway.

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>Cold water -> light t-shirt

Won't the water get rid of the fire though?

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Oh no outdoors?

1) Wear cooling clothing
2) Turn on hose
3) Drench yourself with the hose so you are soaking through to your underwear
4) Enjoy
5) Talk to boss about setting up outdoor misting system etc.

Yeah you need to get rid of the fire before it burns the shirt dummy.

If you let the hose run for a few seconds get rid of all the hot water backed up inside the hose and get the nice cold stuff that comes after.....aaaahhhh.

Hell I heard your grass is brown so turn on the fucking sprinklers and just work in the sprinkle.

>over 25C omg i'm dying!

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Pussies, all of you.

Is Euro climate way more temperate than the US or is this just a meme? Even if you don't have cooling besides fans temperatures are really not that bad unless you get to 35C+, this is the only user that has some right to complain and even then it's not very humid. Maybe it's because I grew up poorfag so I was playing outside all day whether it was 35C+ or -20C or worse and only had ice water to cool me down.

ehem

>A.M 2:53 30C°
Max:37 min:28
I'm gonna die

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>37C
Netherlands everybody

jesus christ euros complain so much that's nowhere near hot, goddamn 1000 threads about this shit

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see Stop bitching go put your shirt in the sink NOW and get it nice and cold then put it back on.

I think people just love to bitch. They dont want to get cool they just want to bitch about "its hot outside" even if its still in the early 80s.

I don't think Phoenix/SouthWest fags leave the house unless they have to in the summer. I think they treat it like super cold places treat winter.

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How does it feel to wear full army gear in the desert in 50 degrees?

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Can confirm, my husband was a Phoenician (lol) and he said people never go outside in summer they all just stay indoors. Their "nice outdoor camping" season is fall or something.

Fan OR wet t-shirt is good, but wet t-shirt and fan sounds like a surefire way to catch a cold.

1. We're not used to it. Warmer than 35 has literally never happened in Norway

2. Sun is up 20+ hours because of latitude which means there's really no night time

>Is Euro climate way more temperate than the US or is this just a meme
It used to be.

Parent-tier medical advice

The warmest temperature ever recorded in Norway is 35.6 °C (96.1 °F) in Nesbyen

Euros have first world living standards and high amt of welfare bux. Since being rebuilt after WWII they have precious little to bitch and moan about. They saw a Muslim at the supermarket the other day, Trump threatened their NATO gibs, who the fuck cares.

But now they have HOT summer....look out. They will not do a thing to make themselves more cool, offer cooling tips for each other or anything else. They will post endless picture of the weather report for their area so everyone knows that where they live.....it is HOT OUTSIDE. Not necessarily hot by world standards, but by their standards they assure you.....HOT OUTSIDE!

I've done it when temps here get into the 90s (~30s for you). I live in a decrepit apartment building on the top floor and it gets very stuffy and hot. Sometimes my shitty table fan isn't enough so I go put on a cold wet t shirt from the sink. Never got a cold. But by all means, do either/or.
Point being, I have never put a nice cold wet t shirt on myself and then still felt hot. If you do that trick, you will never ever ever feel hot again unless you are living in the Sahara desert and even then Im not sure.

>If you do that trick, you will never ever ever feel hot again unless you are living in the Sahara desert and even then Im not sure.
Actually it would work particularly well in the Sahara because of the low humidity leading to quicker vaporization of the water. The correct statement would be "If you do that trick, you will never ever ever feel hot again unless you are living in Mississippi".

>Sun is up 20+ hours because of latitude which means there's really no night time

This is the worst part. It's only about 18 hours now, but still. As soon as it starts cooling down, the sun gets back up and so does the heat.

Also hold a cold or frozen water bottle or tie a frozen handkerchchief to the inside of your wrist, it is an old railroader trick and it works

Hell my kitchen gets even hotter than the rest of my apt and one of my favorite things is to play a board game with my lovey dovey, some cold beers and wearing wet t shirts together all around the hot as hell kitchen table and the kitchen fan on. Eating salad and snacks for dinner cuz fuck turning on the stovetop

This is true #summerfeels

Yeah that does have to suck.

it was 41 C in LA a couple weeks ago, and the power went out so swathes of the city were without air conditioning

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HELL ON EARTH

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people like to talk about extrema, nothing unusual about it

also, today's highest max temps are in

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Any records?

Nah, not even the record for july buuuut tomorrow's going to be the same or even hotter so we'll see

The drought is terrible though, it's like everything is slowly dying. Last time we've had proper rain was 35 days ago or so

Same story here. Grass is long dead, bushes and trees are slowly following.

>muh heat
how many threads you are going to make with this shitposting?

buy an air conditioner your poor broke ass niggers, it's not that expensive

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Off to stand in the Lidl frozen food aisle, reminisce about colder times and question what we did to anger mother nature so.

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Would be alright if I didn't have to work a physical job. I was absolutely drenched after work

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are you my fucking grandma? you aren't creating the cold virus out of thin air by blowing a fan dumb fuck

My car is melting here
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OMG OVER 30C IM DYING LOL,

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Literally freezing right now, not even joking

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it's Germans. my apartment gets hot as fuck and if i've just had a shower and decide to switch the fan on, my housemates literally shriek on about it being extremely dangerous for my heart and that i'll catch a fever from it. They won't turn the fan on if there's even a hint of moisture on their skin from sweating or something for fear of illness or severe body damage

Germans are fucking weird, man. Never forget that.

no idea why people still believe those myths

Kachelmann is going on a huge rant about it and the media spreading those fucking dumb lies and he's doing the right thing, it can cost the life of older people

we almost got hold of aircon in our office until a majority voted it down because of "negative" health affects. I've never known non-Germans do shit like this

Not only is an ac expensive but completly useless 11months of the year.

just fucking call in sick and go to the pool for a couple of days lmao

>Kachelmann is going on a huge rant about it

link?

My go to trick is to let cold water rinse over my forearms and heads every now and then since that's where a lot of veins run. Cools down the body quickly and you're good for another while.

You're not creating an infection but being undercooled makes you more susceptible to infections.

Dry ass air really isn't that great for your airways though. Not like a few hours a day in the afternoon in the office matter, but I suspect my nose and throat would be fucking wrecked if I were surrounded by air con the entire day.

> heads

well whilst you're doing both heads you might as well do the neck and shaft as well.

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>my nose and throat would be fucking wrecked if I were surrounded by air con the entire day.

i hate to say it but you sound like the stereotypical "soyboy" Jow Forums memes about. I'd happily trade a dry throat (remedied by remaining hydrated) in order to remain cool. As it is, this place is a complete sweatbox

>7°C
>can't do anything outside

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>imagine being wh*te
IMAGINE THE SMELL

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My ac is set to 30

hmmm

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