Are Mexicans just Italians in disguise?

Are Mexicans just Italians in disguise?

>both are brown
>both are short
>both are smelly
>both are loud
>both their greatest contribution to humanity is overrated food
>both have green, white and red flags
>both speak with the same annoying accent
>both speak similar languages
>both get extremely butthurt if you don't cook their food exactly like their grandma used to.
>both are we wuz
>they both hate their own countrymen more than anything.
>both countries are overran by ciminal organizations
>both countries' only exportation to the rest of the world are shitty immigrants
>both have similar climate, landscapes and architecture

I'm beginning to think that actually Italians are the ones who colonized Mexico and not Spaniards.

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Yes. Mexico is an Italian falseflag.

At least Italians don't do drugs.

we dont do beheadings

Aren't Argentinian Italians though?
You even have the accent.

lol nice try Paco go make spaghetti

La cuenta por favor.

I take no orders from shitalians.

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jaja pinches meseros no mames wey

living in your country must be hard then

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realistically, shouldn't it be the other way around? argentines are both whiter AND richer than mexicans on average

fake data from 100 years ago lol

i've seen videos of naples' towns and they unironically look like mexico
jesus christ this is embarrassing

>i-it's fake

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degenerate Italians

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Arent you an italian rapebaby tho?

it is fake.

jajajaj

That was some low-energy banter.

>it's fake cause i say so

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Wtf is Brits doing in Latino America? Don't they belong in Canada?

Wow South America is more Italian than Italy.

my surname is unironically more common in Brazil and Argentina than in Italy lmao

Mines are and were very profitable business, the Eternal Anglo saw them as worth targets for Anglo domination and thus moved to Chile.

Wait a sec it says only 1 mil Italians in Yurp....I think they fucked it up, or Italian has a more specific definition then I thought.

i think it means italian descendant outside italy

its italian decendants, not italians

Probably it doesn't count shitalians on Shitaly

just because you found a shitty pic on the internet it doesn't mean it's real.

>its italian decendants, not italians
Most Italians are descended from Italians thats how they got to be Italian in the first place.

But yeah I get it.

Damn I knew there was a downside to being #1 copper producer on the planet.

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faggot

terrone

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My aunt is Argentinian and 1/4 Italian she 'brags' about it all the time lol, like she says her hot-headness and getting excited is because she is "1/4 Italian".

At least the American Italians kept more Italian traditions and culture alive than the ones in South America

They left us tea, nice surnames and the occasional redheads so it's all worth it in the end.

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I'm happy my country didn't get any Anglo influence

lol American Italian culture is just being super super pushy all the time 24/7. And making cannolis.

If the "Italian culture" IS being super super pushy all the time 24/7 I would curl up and die if I ever had to go to Italy guess we know how Roman Church and Roman Empire got to be so dominant in Europe because Italian culture.

from an Italian POV: is Argentina or the United States more Italian influenced?

fake yadda yadda

Why are the most popular surnames in Argentina mostly Spanish then?

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>92746334
>my wop ass in on F I R E
i'd say the US, just look at all those types of pizzas you have.
Also, literally named after an italian. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amerigo_Vespucci

This thread is a bait for people to point out how "italian" Argentina is, Argentinians love to tell people how italians they are

Having Italian ancestors doesn't equal having Italian surnames,given that they could either change them or they'd get lost if they have female descendants. That and maybe the whole Italian Argentina notion is a little overhyped.

Doesn't Spain only have 30-40 different surnames?

Sono italiano

>The name America is a sign of the Italian influence in the US
This is one of the most retarded things I've ever heard.
Not to mention that it was first used to refer to what im English is called 'The Americas' anyway.

What would Argentine culture look like without Italian influence?

spanish surnames have very little variety. the ten most common ones are held by 20% of the spanish population, while in italy it's around 0,7%

In the USA, Mexicans and Italians despise each other

nice sources you brought here.
inb4 your nigger ass isn't a source.

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