I got inside my car on the parking and a woman approached me and asked if i have the battery cables because her car...

i got inside my car on the parking and a woman approached me and asked if i have the battery cables because her car battery is drained and she can't run the car
i said no and drove away

i actually did have them but i hate women

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based & redpilled

based and Polish

unironically based and redpilled.

Don't give your precious battery energy to a stranger, user

you aight plumber boi

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Based & Batterycabled

You should've said " I got the battery cables, but in return, you must give me something precious"

By saying that, the woman will bite her lips, waves her hair and says "well, is this alright *starts getting undressed* you dirty churka?".

You'll spend the next 30 minutes humping her like the scenes in fake taxi and you'll cum in her pussy. After you done dicking her , she will asks you for the car battery and you must tell her that "well miss, actually, I don't have it" and you'll went straight to your car and drove into the sunset.

based and redpilled

WTF I want a battery cable now

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grounded and pluspilled

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Based and Peru

based and polish'd

Based, redpilled

BASED

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he poor

If every man did this the world would be a lot better off.

Why? According to his story you don't need one

>sit in front of PC in mothers basement for a month already with going out only to WC
>mother nags you to go buy rolls and some spice that she ran out of just now
>finally give in just to stop her nagging
>slide hand under armpits and smell it
>doesn't smell that awful yet
>wear a hat
>accidently slide fingers through greasy hair
>wipe fingers in t-shirt
>wipe them again with your pants because out of habit while wiping hand on the t-shirt you put your hand into some ketchup stain
>finally go out and head to the car that is registered on father to save OC/AC money
>see some beautiful girl trying to run her car without success
>instantly imagine she was your girlfriend and plan whole life together
>realize it's just creepy fantasy, unlock the car doors
>girl sees you
>start sweating
>she starts going in your direction
>try to run the engine quickly but seeing female getting closer maes you panic and you drop keys on the floor
>"Excuse me! Do you have by any chance battery cables? My car doesn't start, it seems like battery died"
>"N-no..."
>"Oh. That's too bad. Have a nice day then!" she says confused as she sees you avoiding eye contact
>on the way to the shop pass the girl who now approached some Seba to ask for cables and made "stinky" gestures pointing at your car and see them laugh
>later spill onto the ground your spaghetti along with all the coins you had in the pocket in front of 45yo female cashier
>feel the angry stares of people in the line so just give the cashier banknote, which is over double the price of the bought items, and storm out of the shop in embarassment, leaving change and your coins laying on the ground
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