The no-singles policy in my local cinema is fucking bullshit! Just because I don't have friends means I can not see the new Mission Impossible movie? And then these assholes wonder why people pirate movies.
The no-singles policy in my local cinema is fucking bullshit! Just because I don't have friends means I can not see the...
Nathaniel Lewis
Bentley Walker
Have you tried not being an incel?
Luis Jenkins
Why you dont have friends? It's very easy. Just go to any empty field. Aproach to the guys playing footbal. Ask them if you can join them and star to make some friends
Ryder Parker
>Aproach to the guys playing footbal.
I don't speak turkish
Eli Williams
I actually approached a group of ex classmates and asked if I could sit down with them. They made fun of me. I went home and cried.
Xavier Lopez
I know, no singles policy sucks, good thing there exists Russians to pirate the movies for me :)
Dylan Brooks
Redpilled kino
Death to incels
Kevin Cox
>no-singles policy
Lolwut
Asher Stewart
for real?
Ian Jackson
You're not missing out on much. Last time I went the designated shooter missed his cue and they had to use mustard gas instead. Total rip-off if you ask me
Jason Long
>inb4 it's actually real
Leo Nelson
yup, I wish I was kidding
Cooper Parker
I'm sorry man. Also, what does Maite look like?
Wyatt Ortiz
What a bunch of assholes
Alexander Fisher
It is, there are tons of cinemas where i live that don't allowe singles to watch movies at certain times of the day.
Some cinemas just have a strict no singles whatsoever policy.
Jack Gomez
Luis Wilson
But why?
Robert Adams
Why? It's a fuck you policy.
Kayden Allen
I guess it sort of hurts the image of a cinema as this place where people go together to have fun and enjoy their time together.
So they don't want to ruin that image
Brody Moore
>Get married about 1 week ago
>Go to movies to celebrate that I'm not single anymore
>Wife can't make it because she's busy tutoring some stupid Arab even though it's like 9pm on a Friday
>Get through penis inspection because we had sex on our wedding day and penis is still covered in sex juice
>They still ask me where my partner is
>tfw I forgot my marriage certificate at home
I have AMC theaters so fucking much
Ryan Butler
There are just some things you don't do by yourself. the best part of watching a movie in the cinema is commenting the movie
Grayson Russell
Lol we don't have that here. However this one time I went to watch a movie by myself.
>Iook at the board and there's only one ticket left for the movie that I want to watch
>went to the counter and asked for the movie ticket and the girl working there said that the ticket has sold out
>I said there is still one left
>She was surprised and said "Oh I thought you're with your girlfriend"
I never have a girlfriend and much prefer to go by myself rather than with friends who would bother me during the movie
Angel Murphy
Wanna go see a movie?
Gabriel Anderson
Wait, what?
Do cinema really have "no single policy"?
How does it work?
Can't you just buy two tickets and put your legs on the free seat?
Jordan Reed
>mfw based robert allowed me to exploit the no-singles policy by allowing me to bring my waifu.
Yep, penis inspection here I come.
Joshua Garcia
To prevent an incel from shooting the place up.
Aaron Ortiz
hope you bought his crab legs as a token of appreciation
Evan Flores
Lmao
Caleb White
>Meet up with another single a few blocks away from the theater
>Walk in together
>Make out during the movie to complete the illusion
>Nobody suspects a thing
Why haven’t you gamed the system yet Jow Forums?
Christopher Ortiz
>no-singles policy cinemas
>no sperging singles shoot up couples
first world are more dangerous than the third world shithole kek