/brit/

I'll sip to that

pics

nan's kitchen

The Spectator has the furthest-right comments on their articles, worse than Breitbart. It's great 2bh

Only Northerners are allowed to post in this threat

Got hatted in the last thread for using a semi-colon correctly.

No wonder this country is falling apart when you can't even use the English language correctly without an imbecile making a comment.

sweating like a paki in an all white primary school

Right, spacker. How does that relate to what I said? There are more pakis in the north than there are in London.

outside when i was sunbathing once i humped the towel and came :)

once had a wank in the loungeroom while my brother was cooking dinner in the kitchen (no separating wall)
don't know why i did it now, it was like an unstoppable urge to wank right then and there
maybe it was something on tv

hot

>Got hatted in the last thread for using a semi-colon correctly.

>No wonder this country is falling apart when you can't even use the English language correctly without an imbecile making a comment.

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Once wanked in the hostel room I was sharing with friends on holiday. Was horny as fuck and had a silent one despite being literally feet from other people.

the streets are still, final battle has ended
flushed with the fight, proudly hail the dawn
see over ther streets, white mans emblem is waving
triumphant standards of a race reborn

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Literally I'd be weirded out if you told me you had never done this

Hat

worst thing about moving back with mummy after uni is having no real freedom to use anal toys without her thinking i'm a bender if she found one

Christ lad, couldn't bring a fucking bird back?

Absolute virgin

>durr i use english good look guys am smart and want attention

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I remember posting here bc it was lad culture

now it's rammed full of weird skinny Jow Forums 19-23 y/o males who have poor hygiene

Reading "Overconfident men brought us Brexit. It’s not too late for women to fix it" in today's Guardian

you are a bender though

i used to self harm. used to actually kind of enjoy it, i used to look forward to getting home so i could do it. makes me feel a bit sick when i think about doing it now.

Pretty sure she knows you are one, and a vile one at that

What does your mum do?

remember back in 2016 when everyone in the UK was obsessed with rating meal deals n callin people nonces based purely on their choice of crisps, honestly that summer was somethin else

You used it incorrectly though

Never got over my ex, who dumped me 5 years ago. Haven't had sex since because I just haven't had the motivation to pursue anybody. Meanwhile she's in a happy long-term anything and doesn't feel anything but pity for me. Think I MAY have fucked up my early 20s lads hahaha

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Brexcrement was a mistake.

KNOWLEDGE IS KING

KNOWLEDGE

IS

KING

KNOWLEDGE IS KING MON

SO WE LOVE THE SCIENTISTS HERE ON K-JAHH

brexit was racist

Incorrect; I never do.

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

never talk about politics because i am not a virgin

its normally the older people that are talking about politics anyway

girls in the midwest are much more tolerable than in California desu
they like my dudebro accent too :D

used to self harm, but the scars are on my mind

based nigger

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you need to be quarantined for public safety you sick nonce bastard

It sure was!

>meal deals

hello manchild! a fiver for absolutely zero nutrition

Too packed to take a creep shot, can see she had some on her legs too. Can tell she's right-handed as there's more scans on her left arm (absolutely everywhere on her left)

To be honest lad, there were no good old days. These are the good old days

shes 25

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fuck off you cunt

get that knowledge dont be ignunt

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why are you having a conversation with a nonce? Something you wanna tell us?

thejournal.ie/man-jailed-hiv-infect-partner-4149783-Jul2018/

AH YES

You did.

there's a storm here. hope i survive.

the only good yank accent is the boston accent

southern american is quite fun but after a while it grates on you like the other american accents do

Give over Ryan, take the fucking proxy off

>zero nutrition
Lad you're probably a fat gimp who lives on the internet

My command of the English language is superior to yours; get over it.

i wish i could have; mcdonalds for dinner but mother is cooking something instead

fuck off ya cunt

fuck off frog

just downloaded this bad boy for fsx.
every single window shutter, tray, armrest and overhead compartment in the passenger cabin is interactive. i fucking love fsx, my autism has never been more satisfied.

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bet his name was mboko olatunji

you like her because she looks like a child

100 million or 100 million and a free book

smart nigger

is it one guy here who likes the boston accent or is this a common british thing? I've seen the opinion put forward multiple times in /brit/

i am; a virgin but; that doesn't make my political opinions; less; valid.

actual psycho sexual incel virgin terrorist

why do people always accuse me of being someone else? i'm my own person.

no. nowt wrong with frenchies either.

I may be a virgin freak, but I know my way around a diet plan lad

Do you know the Sheikh?

yes it does
you have a warped world view you sheltered little freak

>is it one guy here who likes the boston accent
Never even heard it but it's probably a terrible way to speak English

i like her for many reasons and that is not one of them

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Okay lad then go play it, shall take your subsequent posts as solid proof it isn't good enough to actually be worthwhile playing.

Wrong

im a gamer but that doesnt make my politicsl opinions less valid

Nah it's quite a common opinion

;;;;;;;

just grammar

stop that

don’t even need to check the virgin detector on this one

NO. I DON'T. PLEASE STOP ASKING IN EVERY BLOODY THREAD PLEASE.

need to ban virgins from voting

going to go; downstairs soon

Feel like I understand orientals much better in this heat. No wonder they feel like doing fuck all.

oh fuck off mark
how long are you going to keep this up for

Dad is cooking; sausages for dinner

Need to ban anyone who isnt white from voting and the Irish and also the Scottish

>population of jersey : 100,080

odds are someone you know knows him

might; eat; something; bit; hungry; desu;

I hope you enjoy; your dad's delicious sausages; friend

Wonder what the sheikh's up t

NOT MARK. NEVER WILL BE. THERE IS MORE THAN ONE PERSON WITH ACCES TO INTERNET ON THIS BLOODY ISLAND.