/brit/

*pshh*
Ah, now THAT was /brit/ edition

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cara

he is gaybestfriend actually

feeling a bit niggerish

Had about 2 people today comment on my Childish hoodie

< this is my ideology

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>leftover roast chicken - brown meat, skin, juices, that dank brown residue
>fry mushrooms and garlic in chicken fat, crisp up chicken, season generously, dash of white wine to deglaze
>heaps of rice mixed in and fried for a bit

name a better comfy/bulking food - i'll wait

i 'm not sure lad i macking in a club or w.e. then ask to come back or number and most times they say no and if i get number then i get hosted lol

why is USA dressed like that?

Drinking frosty jack’s by the river again

Thinking of going on a Tinder spree where I exclusively swipe right on brown and black women. Would it be hard to get action?

PEAK /brit/

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a doctor
a scientist
an engineer

Same because England isn't on there.

back again with this shite

no
non-white women are easy as fuck to pull and I've zero respect for a white man that stoops to that level

wont rest until we have established an american-indo-spanish-russo-ghanian-japanese-saudi-thai-scot-mexican-dutch-chinese union

wonder if foodposters might be the cringiest people in all of /brit/
difficult to say but theyre definitely up there

when you wanked with your mates as a teen did you kiss as well?

pics

he redpilled /brit/ about the pengest condiment

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stop killing the mandem

a strange water-like substance descends from the sky

Brighton is an absolute shithole

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standard pilgrim attire innit

Just want to remind you that Commonwealth (Paki) citizens could vote in the EU referendum but EU citizens could not. The affect of this was so huge that Pakis voting to stop white people immigrating caused fucking BIRMINGHAM to vote to leave.

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hello nigger

There's no way in hell you can kiss 40 girls and still not have had sex. The kiss literally means they want you to fuck them.

sue

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>foodposting
is this a new gimmick?

*cracks open a fresh can*

ahhh, stargate sg1, now THAT was a good sci-fi show

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the ACTUAL best condiment

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creasing at that tilework

seething

hello

aye at least scotland is.

not how they're traditionally displayed

Perfect, screenshot retard is back

the sueposter is cringe and bluepilled

what do u want me to say it's true, admittably some kisses are like only 5 seconds long and that's the end but some r all night or w.e.

rubbery lipped coon

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for me, it's HP sauce

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thinking of doing a couple of deliveries in ets 2

o'neill was basically the manifestation of the boomer meme
the writers used him as a way to not explain technobabble or cultural stuff as he'd shut up Jackson and Carter

that doesn't even taste like anything

t. DFL scum from Hackney

hate to burst your bauble here, but I've kissed over 100 girls and I've only had sex with 3 of them

what do you brits call tomato sauce
hope it's not ''ketchup''

the downward spiral is unironically a really good album

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are you dumb

it's how i imagine colonial america looking like.

wow nice

had a nightmare where there was a purge going on with choppers so i went into a rescue helicopter but that eventually got shot down so i had to run from the choppers on foot then i woke up

only girl ive kissed is my mate's wife, at their wedding

>this is now a limmy thread

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Maybe you're a cute autistic boy who can't pickup on obvious cues. Girls keep coming up to you and kissing you and you think they're just doing it for no reason.

I'm on my jollies pal, from Manchester

mad to think like £35k is the average salary nationwide, like that's only £35k, practically nothing lmao

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vinegar and tomato based condiment

Same shit different paki hovel.

would kill for that ngl

haha peak

allow it man

ini

absolute flames

kill me haha

no you

I know she's a coalburning slag, but I wouldn't hesistate to put my cock into Lauren Southern given half a chance

isn't it like 27k?

king george's fruity red delight

I'm a bassline junkie
I'm a bassline junkie
I'm a bassline junkie

>cute
no
>autistic boy
no
i hit on girls mostly rarely do they come up. I kiss and then seein ghow it goes feel em up etc mayb put their hand down my pants every now and then but yeh turned down or i take phone numnber then ghosted, been back with girl twice and neither times we had sex

self-reminder to filter 190 stone user

outside l*ndon, if you include l*ndon it gets pushed up

good shout

bugman

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NEED an Oriental goddess

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Happens to the best of us mate. Just wait till you're older

howling at this lad unwittingly being the gay bestfriend

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i'm 28 lmao

red sauce

October's nigger croons subtly

can smell the virgin on this post

If you have yellow fever, you need to have your head seeing to

I find jason isaacs attractive
(no homo)

probably but more in the 18th century than in the 17th century when the Puritans and Pilgrims were prominent

it's just sort of a weird stylistic choice, also the US never got into that late 19th "folk costume" meme

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london doesn't add an extra 8k to the average wage you utter wet wipe

have been furiously swiping right on ye olde dating apps
gettin some good matches tßh

umm why is this ancient european white? Don't you know that they wuz black?

Gonna start doing this when I'm home desu. Need to apply myself

is this the twink body you've been chatting about

slanty eyes, munters in disguise

Have never swiped right on tinder

yeah it does sweetie, average in london is like £48k

Alri boys, it's me, the intellectual user

read this to the transformers theme tune
good post