/brit/

whoa howdaya noe

damn wh*Toid. his real name was ALFONZO the BLACK

>if gay guys find you attractive it's a compliment

literally no. gay guys hit on EVERY guy if their gaydar is shit.

Honestly. I know from personal experience.

hahaha that's peak for you brother

that’s a cute twink

Sorry, I'm an absolute spastic

nah you just look and act like a massive bender

Do you think there should be a second brexit referendum and how would you vote in it?

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fuick off you cunt

stay just to piss off the lads

gf just sent me this

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No

Same as before

Remain

Gays hit on everyone because they’re nonces and it’s slim pickings in the gay community every gay I know got terrorised in school

let the piss ferment under your bellend

Unironically vote remain so I can stop fucking hearing about it

Radio 4 has gone to shit

that's such a good aesthetic

hello

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fed up of all these weak, niggardly responses I keep getting on /brit/

>caring about how straight your teeth are
yankoidal freak

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Theatre interests me

Yes.
I'd draw a willy on my ballot paper and make it a null vote.

have u seen The Kidnapping of Michel Houellebecq? genuinely funny

what next?

alri

inclined to believe it

do french do anything other than shag each other? honestly don't believe there's such thing as a french virgin over the age of 14

Reet

reckon if they forced a second referendum there would be civil unrest

well where are you taking my piss, /brit/?
I don't understand

been called paki bastard at least 5 times

don't see why you wouldn't get them straightened if you have the opportunity?

is it the idea of braces thats putting you off?

havana oh na na

Paki bastard

genuinely don't believe there's a single female actress alive who hasn't gotten or tried to get a role by fucking the casting director tbqh

All mi frenemy, mi see yuh pon di corner
Pon di road it hotter dan a sauna
Annalisa, Danielle an’ mi see Carla
Bubble gyal ah bubble seh dey water
Seh mi get a text, nuh step pon mi crep (txtin', pon mi crep)
Walk right pass mi ex
Mi see ah set ah twin (set ah twin)
Double using, iPhone ring ring (using)
Just ah come from di Oxford Street (yeah, yeah)
Mi stress, mi need a drink, nuh ramp wid me
If yuh bun it, let mi see yuh light your tree (tree)
Mi know di gyal, she seh she half Chinee (ee)
Seh mi gwan guh party (party)
Naughty naughty (ee)
Dem ah gwan like dem wan’ guh pass me (pass me)
But they naughty naughty (ee)
Weh yuh seh?

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Yes

Canada was founded by freemason pedophiles. Not even memeing. That's what our country was founded on.

not to disappoint you but france is actually a real country, not a fantasy land

been called paki bastard at least 6 times

why would you even have a major change such as brexit decided by a 0.1% majority?

We listen to this brexit shit every fucking day as well sick of it

mohammed raped a 9 year old under the instruction of allah

let the sunshine in

dunno lol
for the bants

going in my torrent list, thanks lad

>live abroad for 18 months
>start lifting (hit 1/2/3/4 for 1rep+)
>return home
>everyone calls me huge

neat, i'm not even big, only 79kg 6'1

To be fair, he married her at 6 and didn't fuck her until she was 6. And Allah told him to do it.

brexit isn't the problem it's the kike controlled conservative government purposely fucking it up

You must have a small frame

France is so cool
I bet if they were our masters we wouldn't have rebelled
I wish I was born french instead of american

because they won

But in the eyes of the second-referendum set, it wasn’t really a People’s Vote. It was an exercise in brainwashing, where lies and slogans on buses and fearful blather about Turks swarming Europe were used to hoodwink the moronic masses into voting out of the EU. Because we are that stupid and gullible. And so we need a second referendum to give the ignoramuses an opportunity to correct their idiocy and give the ‘right’ answer this time. Which of course is that Britain should stay in the EU and ordinary Brits should stop disobeying their betters and know their place: which is at the bottom of the pile, with all the other little people, where our only political role is to vote once every four years and then go home and shut the hell up.

i couldn't have possibly waited all that time meself

lad's it's tottenham

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1g of paracetemol down the hatch, should stave off the fever until tomorrow

>brexit isn't the problem

ummm but thats wrong sweaty x
bigots shouldn't'nt be able to vote

If GOD told you to fuck a toddler, would you do it?

I would.

i'm 6'3 13 and a half stone and I consider myself slim

it's called democracy

such a weak, niggardly post

Bugger off Amber Rudd

should i watch sopranos

why are all the JAV male models so fucking ugly?

Went back five years in my fb messages and read the break-up messages from the only girl I've ever had feelings for, where she told me she was only sleeping with me because I was 'interesting', that she never had and never would have any feelings for me, and then proceeded to tell me everything that's wrong about me. Wish I hadn't now, because I'm getting the urge to cut myself hahaha

>79kg 6'1

everyone, could we not mix metric and imperial, alri?

had several comments on my broad shoulders 2bh

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

every single muzzie idolises some child rapist

what's that got to do with british culture?

god I fucking hate non-english speakers

in every online game we get matched up with fucking yuropeeons because we have to share the server with like 60 other countries. they never communicate, and when they do they either refuse to speak english or speak it horribly. it's fucking horrid when you're playing alone on a team game that needs cooperation and communication. all of them have mics and I know for a fact they speak at least a tiny bit of english and yet they refuse to even respond or engage, at best they'll just murmur "fuck bitch" while they're playing some fucking terrible eurotrash dubstep in the background or you'll hear their little brother being raped by a pack of fucking wolves because it's europe and they're all savages. fucking fucking euro bastards why won't they just speak english I hate them so fucking much. sooooooo jealous of americans.

Yeah no wonder everything else is small so your shoulders look big

love bill cosby, not a paki though

do this at least once a month

numb to it

yeah, still have the opening in my head almost a decade later

post them

so lads when you're famous how do you drop mdma and go to a dnb/techno event?

ooh hit a nerve did he, waleed?

But God told him to fuck a toddler. I would have done the same if God told me to do it.

Got the widest back on int

english people love letting muslims rape their kids

depends on which yuropeans though, germans and nordics are highly autistic and speak good english so they're good teammates

France and the meds on the other hand...

and don't even get me started about eastern yuropeans

I look at both sides of a crisp and then place the saltier/more seasoned side on my tongue before putting it in my mouth

It was a different time.

god doesn't exist
it was his way of justifying it

got the biggest balls on Jow Forums

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LET'S FIND OUT

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the reason the brits started changing taxes was because they went bankrupt partly from defending you lot from the french
even won new france for you

>foreign people
>exist

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Paki bastard 5 times

no I just don't see what a savage desert religion has to do with the atlantic archipelago