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BEAST

>tfw too smart to sleep

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tanning is subhuman

Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry,
When the boys came out to play,
Georgie Porgie ran away.

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aaaanarchy!
smash the state and patriarchy!
aaaanarchy!
burn down the corporate misogyny!

workers control the factory and TOWN
no gender norms to tie us DOWN
bosses and politicians won’t SURVIVE
police pig bastards roasted ALIVE
there’ll be no future for cappie SCUM
the workers will build a new one for EVERYONE

AAAAANARCHYYYY!

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> The savior of /mu/sic
> innocent underground hard breakbeat
YEAH, STELL 'EM

youtube.com/watch?v=Qvizd2V9U7Q

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Enjoy Alzheimer's at 40

wish i knew how to play an instrument.. should have stuck with the trumpet

>trumpet
based

Saw my ex today
She didn’t get fat and is still cute

youtube.com/watch?v=ENOMQ2vo2sg

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these infinite captchas are fucking unbearable guys

are you having this issue too?

>click on all cars
>click on cars and more cars appear and each time it takes several seconds to load the next image

it's pretty much taking me a full minute or two to do a captcha now

i only have trouble when i'm on my phone. sometimes i'll get like ten of em

It's usually faster to fail it on purpose until it gives you a non-fading one.

Absolutely love this concert DVD.

Wish I were a wind instrument virtuoso like him.

youtube.com/watch?v=3dLb13BEI8k

what

i tried this, it's literally the only type of captcha it gives me now

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Why does canada need all that land when they dont even hike? Give the north to sweden

>walking around for no reason

why would you do this

is there a more based career than a musician?

Unironically because it's fun.

hunting is fun, shooting guns is fun, exploring abandoned buildings and mines and shit is fun, camping is fun

just going to walk around for a day to look at stuff from a high altitude is cringe

>american inspirational moments

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wonder if the neighbors can hear my whistling
literally nonstop whistling along to everything i listen to

>hunting is fun, shooting guns is fun

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why don’t you have a bf yet?

not gay

strong intuitive pessimism regarding any relationship which involves sexuality

Thread Theme

youtube.com/watch?v=Jsw8q4fNfBw

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hmmm, what do you think causes that?

gf would be very mad if I got one

just cancelled my netflix sub

made one....

i've thought about doing the same thing. definitely should before the semester starts

Not even enjoying the catalog that much, 99,999% of the stuff on there is pure garbage.
Only kept the sub to finish watching DS9.
Might resub once the new STRANGER THINGS season comes out ^^

Sorry to all the freeloaders^^ Go find a new friend^^

>comes out

probably a false friend...but that's the ESL struggle!!

my character named Tom

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tried to model it after yourself?^^

i haven't minded most of the netflix originals for the last year or so. they're nothing spectacular though, just a decent watch. they're definitely emphasizing quantity vs quality recently though

hard to say. perhaps it will change with maturity.
but sex seems too unpredictable to understand, and even more confusing when doubled into a sexual relationship.
everyone knows the cliches we throw around about sex, but i think we do not attend to them
as we should because they are cliches.

in relationships which we abbreviate to "bf or gf", the link being predicated on sex always seems to be there either explicitly or
implicitly. it perhaps seems silly, but that we abbreviate these words in particular seems quite frightening to me. it attempts to
simplify something complicated and emphasizes the utility of such relationships, rather than the depth of them.

i like to have friends certainly, and i don't rule out that there are relationships that go beyond
mere sex, despite perhaps staring from sex, into a deeper and truly felt sort of love, but that requires two, and to that i still
feel it is beyond me for now.

Absolutely LOVE this song

Absolutely LOVE this movie

youtube.com/watch?v=uCadYmp_UnQ

(Absolutely HATE(!!!!!) the American remake)

Why are you playing the worst Elder Scrolls

>her

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jaja

>elf
ew

*kills bug-kun*

please explain the term "Bug-Kun"

it's pretty self explanatory

half bosmer half breton

In which american ghetto was this picture taken?

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I do not understand it!!

haha maybe detroit! jaja

Breton is great, they have better potential for restoration than any other race, and that makes them my favorite race besides khajiit.

hey!

thx!

a bug that was living in my light fixture until i actually bothered to take him out
i dumped him in the sink and ever since he's been plotting my downfall

The GF

(bringing back the classics)

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currently under cana's bed lol

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>camping trying to sleep in my car in the middle of the night
>stomach keeps rumbling like crazy, gassy af
>don't want to get out of car to poo just want to sleep
>keep holding it in
>all of a sudden uncontrollable urge to poo overtakes me
>barely get out of my car and blast poo everywhere right beside it

you guys ever have any experiences like this?

How amazing must it feel to have created this meme?

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too bad there's not a way to monetize it

it has been known that i shit my pants while sleeping, though its more just like a leak and not a full log. this only happens when drunk/withdrawing

are you the alcoholic dood who went to the hospital?

maybe like once a year

back from work buds, did some good stuff.

its a nice day, im going to eat then play soccer outside.

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yes
im sad to say i survived but im pretty sure i cam close to dying

ugh, I’m tired of feeling tired all the time.
even with prescribed sleeping pills, I can barely sleep four-five hours, six if I’m lucky.
it’s only 5 pm and work finished now, but I’ll try sleeping the moment I get back home. I hope I don’t wake up by 11 or something, that’d fucking suck

>I'm too young to die
coffee, tylenol PM
>Hey, not too rough
alcohol, weed, adderall
>Hurt me plenty
psychedelics, dissociatives, antidepressants
>Ultra-Violence
heroin, meth, crack, xanax
>Nightmare!
K2 spice

instagram.com/p/BlqGuRqHDZk
>those comments
Jesus frigging Christ...

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>hes still getting deported
>she just missed her flight to nowhere to do nothing
KWEEEEEEEEEEEN

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She might also be getting charged with a crime

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wow epic guys. Yesterday I went out with this girl and we had lunch and we've been talking for a good minute now mostly school related stuff (summer classes) and I basically told her how I feel about her that I like her and she hits me with, i just got out of a relationship. I took it as a shutdown. Today shes blowing up my phone to go study with her, what type of bs is that?

She doesn't want to fug you but she still wants you to beta orbit her

>says no as a reflex
>realizes the cobwebs in her pussy aren't getting cleaned out any time soon and regrets saying no
>"hey user"

yh dude that's what my friend said. I was planning to keep my distance from now on too. Fuck outta here with that bullshit.

this

as hard as it may feel, fucking move on, you can thank me later

SWEDEN

Y E S

i'm gonna make swedish meatballs this saturday

idea: post this picture

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what's wrong with being friends

post your doggo

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Men and womynoids can't be friends

whats the point if one party feels more strongly than the other about them? Just asking to basque in emotional misery. Better to move on let it ride than stick around to hear their stories of getting pipe'd down.

looks soft and warm :3

The doggo

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>basque

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every girl ive seen from basque was cute (like 2)

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