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Don't make news so early you gigantic faggot

Chorus:
And it's all for me grog, me jolly jolly grog
All for me beer and tobacco
Well I've spent all me tin with the lassies drinking
Gin
Far across the western ocean I must wander

I'm sick in the head and I haven't been to bed
Since first I came ashore with me plunder
I've seen centipedes and snakes
And my head is full off aches
And I'll have to make a path for way out yonder

Chorus:
Where are me boots, me noggin' noggin' boots
They're all sold for beer and tobacco
You see the sole's were gettin' thin
And the uppers were letting in
And the heels are looking out for better weather

Chorus:
Where is me shirt me noggin' noggin' shirt
It's all gone for beer and tobacco
You see the sleeves they got worn out
And the collar was turned about
And the tail is looking out for better weather

Chorus:
Where is me wife me noggin' noggin' wife
She's all sold for beer and tobacco
You see her front it got worn out
And her tail been kicked about
And I'm sure she's looking out for better weather

Chorus:
Oh, where is me bed me noggin' noggin' bed
It's all sold for beer and tobacco
You see I sold it to the girls
And the springs they got all twirls
And the sheets they're looking out for better weather

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shan't be voting on your niggardly poll

recon im the most naked man in england

Prison doc on Channel 4 lads

Looks pretty grim in there

Guernsey > Gibraltar > Jersey

genuiely dont understand why some words are still "ok" for snowflakes. why are we still allowed to say "bitch" but they freak if i say "nigger" stupid fucks

Based and redpilled

have clicked on every single link i've ever witnessed in /brit/
i suffer from FOMO

because it's majority non-white

even outside of prison anywhere that is majority non-white is a shithole

watching rick and morty lmao

its fuckin epic!

wrong

They're all boring

But Gib is boring AND tacky

feel like shit just want him back xx

mad to think, the fingers up my bum not 15 hours ago are the same fingers picking out old dutch cruncheez from the bag

Listening to sad country music and feeling sad

saying nigger is such a niggardly action

Is there a gayer word than "silk"?

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>They're all boring
how? plenty of nice parts to see here.

do you know what the word niggardly means? bc you're not using it correctly

If i was the king the first thing I'd do is have anyone who says mom or butt on these islands hung by there feet and dipped in acid. Second thing id do is send the navy to shell Scotland until nothing exists so they've actually got something to cry about for once. By that time the Irish would be migrating anywhere thinking they would be next but id leave them alone until the heat from Scotland died down.

Antti Niemi was robbed of a Scotland call-up
Deserved imo

Where would you move to in America if you had the choice?

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on the lean lads

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white and based

tired of these clowns messing me about, just messing be about in various ways

*enters thread*
*looks around*
bum ass niggas
*exits thread*

look up the definition if you think that is used incorrectly you BTEC spaz

Moist

Good afternoon if you would please like to leave your wallets at the entrance tyvm.

why wud i want to move to the worst country in the first world u sutpid fuck

Everyone here thinks country music is hick nonsense like Cotton Eyed Joe but there's actually some really lovely songs desu

based

Remoaners btfo AGAIN

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"Niggardly" (noun: "niggard") is an adjective meaning "stingy" or "miserly". It can be traced back at least to the Middle English word nigon, which has the same meaning, and is related to the Old Norse verb nigla, which means "to fuss about small matters".[1]

"Nigger", a racial epithet in English, derives from the Spanish/Portuguese word negro, meaning "black", and the French word nègre. Both negro and noir (and therefore also nègre and nigger) ultimately come from nigrum, the accusative case singular masculine and neuter form of the Latin masculine adjective niger, meaning "black" or "dark".[2] It first appeared in 1574, and first took on a derogatory meaning in 1775.[3][4]

cornishmen will one day rise up from this earth and enslave the br*toids

>October Sky
CRIMINALLY underrated film

>looks at my area
>[generic city]

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gypo wanker

whats it like

Multiculturalism is clearly recking the UK.

Jonny Cash It Ain't Me Babe always makes me feel sad. Can't go wrong with Glen Campbell or Blaze Foley either.

what's a btec? dont get angry at me just bc u using words you don't know the meaning of

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forced party in toil tomorrow lads

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the current jam

youtube.com/watch?v=luHhJalHanw

Costs nowhere near ur rent

can someone please unironically explain tim to me
i have autism

you're clearly a dirty foreigner if you don't know what a BTEC is

it's definitely ruining /brit/
fuck off you abhorrent yank cunt

10 quid says that's a man

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you'd be leaving the UK though

hes a schizophrenic who makes youtube videos

Is that stroke face?

Still sunburnt

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could hang this in a gallery 2bh

He's a grim looking fella who posts pictures of himself on the internet all the time. He was made into a meme because people are mean.

youtube.com/watch?v=_KztNIg4cvE
youtube.com/watch?v=_KztNIg4cvE
youtube.com/watch?v=_KztNIg4cvE
we're all in here

i am a lord i don't know about your poor person shit

Hapa ting

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think i have e.coili

whats his channel
where does he post
surely he's not the one spamming pictures of himself on /brit/

his
i like youtu.be/crCqWK3SmRo this

makes you think doesn't it

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told you mate
sudocrem

such a vile niggardly response

Hehe, what am I?

Toil "parties" are emblematic of the farce that is late-stage capitalism. Literally just buy a crappy cake and some soda and hang some chintzy banner to pretend that we're not a bunch of cutthroat bloodsucking vampires that would leave you homeless in the gutter if it meant an extra few pence on the bottom line.

boring

Going for a bloke called John Moreland personally. He's incredibly amerifat, but he plays some beautiful songs. Also listening to Tyler Childers and Colter Wall. No idea if they're popular, just came up on jewtube autoplay

Should I go t'shop and buy some more energy drink lads?

Also, FUCK these new slow-ass captchas

>yanks
>poofs

twitter.com/OSMLFC/status/1022436199531724801

A fucking leaf

The Goonies. Now that was a film.

another niggardly response

sit in a bath full of this

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how bad of an idea is it to go do the same routine at the gym everyday?

NIGGA GET-HOT LIKE DA RICH

current mood, Aserejé ( The Ketchup Song) [Spanish Version]

next up, Madonna - La Isla Bonita

good fucking god

the fluff in my bellybutton is more articulate than you

Wish I had drugs to get fucked up on.

>average wage in l*ndon : £1.8k
>average rent for dingy, tiny 1 bed flat in zone 27, nowhere, l*ndon : £1.3k

lmao, just LMAO, in b4 runty l*ndoners get mad

On the verge of buying a pass honestly

raaah white boys openly using the N word and dem tings dere
r u maaaaaaad blud kmt

wtf is wrong with white 'people'

again a niggardly response

I expect nothing more

el soyboyo monstroscito...