How does one acquire a German gf?

How does one acquire a German gf?

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1. Be black

Kys you subhuman moron

1. Be black

tell her you microwave your shit before eating it.

1. Be black

1. Be 57% black

It's better if you eat it raw

Speak German. I’m having a hard time picking up the cuties here since I don’t speak the language.

Also most German girls I saw were dating white dudes, hell I saw a few white dudes with black chicks. The French, however...

>Go to Germany
>Have low standards
>Be really forward
>????
>German gf