Should i learn german or dutch?

[spoiler] which one will help me get a qt european gf? [/spoiler]

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Dutch, it's the only real answer. Now go and learn

Dutch is drunken English
German is just autistic

You already asked this yesterday.

Dutch.

Limburgish

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and i didnt get a good answer. Which language will help me get the better qts?

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You cannot be serious with this question.

Limburgish will get you Quite from MGS.

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German is more useful but Dutch is closer to English.

I am serious, I was in the process of learning german but after visiting europe I need to know if it's worth it to switch over to learning dutch instead

>learn arabic
nah, i don't have any intentions of moving to france

There is a bigger pool of German speakers but you're too autistic to get any cuties.

I can assure you learning any foreign language is completely useless, regardless what you pick.
But it's better than watching television.

And in our schools we get a bunch of languages at the same time. You can do the same.

Dutch is easier.
German is more useful.

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>fart
please tell me that means something else in dutch

daily thread.

Nope.

Learn German, my dude, they're based and redpilled as fuck and all their women are 10/10.

Turko-Slavic vs Maghrebo-Indonesian
hmmm

>dutch
>ENTARTETES DEUTSCH (degenerate german)
>ugly language
>spoken by literally who
>useful for buying weed

>german
>language of the TRUE ARYAN ÜBERMENSCH
>spoken by the protagonists of Europe
>useful for doing business

???

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Willst du ernsthaft dass noch ein dummer Amerikaner dumme Fragen stellt?

Germany will speak in Russo-Turkish-Polish pidgin in 50 years anyway. German is dumb. Not many international Latin words. Dutch looks simple in comparison.

but the dutch have pannenkoeken and stroopwaffelen

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for me, it's appeltaart

That's literally Pfannkuchen which i cook once every week at least. Stupid Holländers.

rotmof

aber haben sie das pfannenkuchenbot?

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stroopwafels*

based

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at least you have leberkaas mit semmel

are bavarian girls > dutch girls?

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kanker op kanker autist