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Based and dragonpilled

based kafir brother

wakey wakey wagecucks

time for day of slavery

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Those burgers aren't gonna flip themselves wagecuck

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Lotek, mie ayam, soto or just unhealthy snacks?

Bubur

>soto
God, I miss my grandma's soto

Let me be honest with you aussie-man, at least those people work like their forefathers before them. Whats your excuse for not working like any man should? Or a you a bitter incel?

youtube.com/watch?v=yrWbzKu7ySU

In this current low temperature, soto is undoubtedly the best
Mie Ayam is weak

is that obama

/ourpresident/
He will win 2019 election too like Obama did in 2012

It's Metallica's most powerful fan

Fuck you curry nigger.

don't be upset wageslave

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tell me about your president

Mie ayam for breakfast, soto while watching TV, snacks while playing vidya.

But he's already your president?

For his second term

Friday is weekend, it's time to visit the wet market to stock up the fridge with cooking materials.

no, he will slump down like his economic plan failure

Hey thats offensive to tagalogs

We all know they are slaves to the chinese but dont bully them as being slaves is okay to their culture

Repent for your sins Brother

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youtu.be/h74EBHj0zS0

Are the Japs planning something for his betrayal?

Cindy Gulla for president

more like the chinks felt that they've been adopted a retarded one all this times for they deed

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Pls stop being offensive to Bisayans

We all know they are slaves to the chinese and Americans but dont bully them as being slaves is okay to their culture as the slaves of asia

as bisaya means slaves

>be me
>sit beside a mamak
>suddenly sings
>"do you want to have some fun"
>in a hushed whisper
>melodic, gay voice and all
>excuse myself
>take up my shit
>move in front
>sits beside a cute rural johorian gril
>for 2 hours

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And for Kuwait makeup bloggers lmfao

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neet bump

dank matuWEED

Billed, Billed, Billed

CHinky, chink, chinked

‘kano ang BOSS ko!

Kano at Tsina ang BOSS ko

"I would say, I need China more than anybody else at this time of our national life. I need China. I will not say something which is not good,"

Just saved a girl's life today.
Too bad life isn't like a romantic movie

Greentext it lad

I do not associate with Niggers.

he's based

If Jokowi win the next election, probably never
If someone else other than Jokowi win, there is still hope

>She got locked in a bathroom
>I kick open the door
>Basically I'm the only boy who've been alone with her in a bathroom
Later virgin

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My life is more like a comedy

t. wowo

t. joko

So now that 2019 election will be a head to head rematch between Wowo and Wiwi, what's your prediction for the ultimate end result?

>locked in a bathroom
>life threatening situation
Pick fucking one.

thestar.com.my/news/nation/2018/07/26/heated-debate-over-oil-royalties-percentage-on-net-profit-being-offered-not-enough-says-sarawakian-m/
>20% royalties based on net profit also applies to Borneo
Kek the entire Borneo got bamboozled, PAS is gonna have a field day with this.

t.jelly virgin

Shiieet
>Malaysia has the highest rate of diabetes in Asia and one of the highest in the world, probably next to Saudi Arabia, said the National Diabetes Institute (Nadi)
thestar.com.my/news/nation/2018/07/25/malaysia-has-highest-rate-of-diabetes-in-asia-says-nadi-chairman/#PWedZjAzD4AUoJqK.99

jumat gak pernah hujan

edition.cnn.com/2018/07/25/asia/malaysia-mahathir-mohamad-interview-intl/index.html

>Mohamad, who staged a stunning election upset earlier this year to return to power aged 92, said he inherited a government lousy with corruption and with few trustworthy officials.
>"From outside we saw the damage, but we never expected the damage to be so extensive," he told CNN at his offices in Putrajaya, south of the capital Kuala Lumpur. "Most of the top echelons in the government are corrupt."
>"I have to work with some of those people who are suspect," Mahathir said. "It's a very difficult job, if you don't work with people you trust, you don't know whether what you want them to do will be done or not."

Is blaming the previous BN government's corruption for anything that goes wrong going to be the Pakatan version of the UK Conservatives blaming everything that goes wrong on "the previous Labour government"?

thestar.com.my/metro/metro-news/2018/07/23/anime-fans-come-out-to-play-youths-flock-to-twoday-japanese-pop-culture-event/
Hm....

>MPs skip parliament to eat chicken rice
The absolute state of the dewan rakyat

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Don't be racist laa. Orang cina kena oppress dengan hak bumiputera. Look at those people! They literally hadn't eaten for weeks due to Malay bigotry. Poor chinese folks they literally bring wealth here and yet we treat them like shit

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>drink teh kocok every day
>"WTF I have diabetes?????"

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At this rate khairy will be alone in parliament while BN,PAS and PH went out for shellout to shittalk each other

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WHAT'S FOR JUMAH PRAYER LUNCH BOYS?
For me, it's a bit of mie ayam and a cheeky combination of donuts and coffee with milk.

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Garn Tesco yous want anything?

I ran out of eggs, could you pick some up for me?
Also some chips, salt and vinegar flavor.

Yeh sure mate no probs

Just bought No Man's Sky lads

hujan

Thanks bro, just remind me to pay you next month.
Is it comfy rain or a thunderstorm and lightning?

comfy rain with some thunder

Nice, hope you have a chill weekend.

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I just realised that I typed teh kocok instead of teh tarik.

>mie ayam with donuts and milk coffee
>mie ayam with sweet deserts
You deserve to be massacred alongside with chinks, faggot.

Maybe I should've been more specific.
Before jumah prayer (at about 10):Mie ayam
After jumah prayer: Donut and coffee milk
I didn't said that I eat them side by side right?
And since when did mie ayam street stand carry donuts?

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yes you do

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hmmm

Why do our countries seem to not get along with one another?

You could have donated it to to tagalogs to have a normal meal for day but no you just bought a shitty game.

What the heck are you talking about?
We get along just fine.

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Why is it the one with Indonesian ancestry here always darker than northern Malays?

Sabah is infested with Flips. What's the final solution for the Bisayan question?

As ASEAN we really don’t

Send them to Sabah and let Sabah secede to the Philippines

Loving each other and treating people with compassion is gay.

That map refers to our orang asli (Semang/Negrito) la

You could have donated it to to Bisayans so they wont sell tbier children for sex and to have a normal meal for day but no you just bought a shitty game.

Well?

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geonocide them you have my blessing

pls stop bullying the bisayan and illocano posters

I've considered this.
Byt for some reason the Sabahans don't seem to mind them. People here behave like there isn't a problem.
But i think it will be funnier if sabah became independent instead. No offense but the philippines is pretty much a non country.

South China Sea?

>letting Sabah go independent

And then the Malay and Indon extremists from Kota Berud and Lahad Datu will pillage Sabah’s only relevant city of Kota Kinabalu.

We have been pretty civil about it, it's the fucking dumb-dumb chinese claim, made by some middle ancient bureaucrat cartographer way back.
If you break the agreement, then say goodbye to your fishing ship.

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I agree that we need to strengthen up our ties and commitment as allies to protect our territories from transgression.

Your fishing vessel entered foreign water as usual but this hard ass motherfucker slap your ship ass with cannon and boarded it with special forces.

What do you do?

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