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God this picture is everything I despise about women

The scantily clad, near-nudity flaunted with the sort of inane and glazed over look that you would expect from a somnambulist or a patient in an ambulance. The "nudity in Nature" bs that indulges women's fantasy about being 'More in tune with nature' or 'closer' to nature than men, as if they could fathom the depths of true, un-abrogated nature-as-such.

Also, just the whole-sale failure in the basics of aesthetic symmetry that the photography tries to hide with his disgusting angles and lighting. I mean god, look at that recessed chin, those gangly teeth, those moronic lips, and christ what bulbous cheeks this harlot has! Not even the cute kind either, but the kind that strikes up a vivid sensation of annoyance at having to see such a glaring failure in genetics.

Combine all this with the banality of her soul that seeps from every molecule of her oh-so-perfectly posed body, I find the furthest thing from my mind being sexual-arousal, instead, nausea comes to be the more piercing sensation that thrills my Dasein upon being witness to this Jezabel and her muddied frame.

Women are without doubt some of the most disgusting creatures that one could ever encounter, both physically and metaphysically speaking, and it is a miracle of libido and the weakness of Man that such creatures have been found as worthy subjects of the aesthetic arts and adulation of the masses.

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pickle rick edition

Anime huh?

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How utterly fucking detached from reality are these freaks?

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spent the day in bed

hat

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>Jezabel

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AJ GET YER ASS IN THE FUCKEN ROBOT

absolutely based

sue

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good post

why do you even care you sad twat

why are yanks so fucking race-obsessed?
I mean this post is so feverishly race-orientated that it's arguably racist in itself

Give that man a parade

God this picture is everything I despise about women

The scantily clad, near-nudity flaunted with the sort of inane and glazed over look that you would expect from a somnambulist or a patient in an ambulance. The "nudity in Nature" bs that indulges women's fantasy about being 'More in tune with nature' or 'closer' to nature than men, as if they could fathom the depths of true, un-abrogated nature-as-such.

Also, just the whole-sale failure in the basics of aesthetic symmetry that the photography tries to hide with his disgusting angles and lighting. I mean god, look at that recessed chin, those gangly teeth, those moronic lips, and christ what bulbous cheeks this harlot has! Not even the cute kind either, but the kind that strikes up a vivid sensation of annoyance at having to see such a glaring failure in genetics.

Combine all this with the banality of her soul that seeps from every molecule of her oh-so-perfectly posed body, I find the furthest thing from my mind being sexual-arousal, instead, nausea comes to be the more piercing sensation that thrills my Dasein upon being witness to this Jezabel and her muddied frame.

Women are without doubt some of the most disgusting creatures that one could ever encounter, both physically and metaphysically speaking, and it is a miracle of libido and the weakness of Man that such creatures have been found as worthy subjects of the aesthetic arts and adulation of the masses.

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She was. i swear some women act like this to 'test' men, and gauge their reaction to them being a cunt.

this was my first relationship and i made some stupid mistakes, she could walk all over me tbf, but i did some pretty bad things as well

Just submitted the job application. Wish me luck!

raye
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womp womp

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Ellie Soutter, one of Britain's most talented young snowboarders, died on her 18th birthday on Wednesday.

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will do

Jared taylor wrote an article about this phenomenon a few years ago and pulled up so many statistics that showed black on x crime massively outnumbers x on black crime

Why do you care that I care, you tedious shitstain?

It's woven into their existence is why. Part of their culture.

seagulls are fat, horrible pests that squak all day and night

olivia colmans in everything these days int she

because you fucking endlessly spam the thread with these literal whos you've dug out of nowhere to get angry about
mentally ill dickhead

FEISTY ONE YOU ARE

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but enough about my wife!

How would you personally rate yourself against the denizens of /brit/ 1-10? I'm talking overall, intelligence, looks, income, charm,wit, house, car...all of it.
>8.5/10

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its about time americans stopped gorging themselves on fast food

>New @YouGov poll in @thetimes, the proportion of voters who favour a second Brexit referendum has overtaken those who do not for the first time.

think a photo of crying children would work better

How dare you...

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>house, car

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int: above average
looks: below average
income: none
charm: lots of it
wit: occasionally, usually accidentally
house: the 'rents
car: none

I am the master NEET
bow to me

london paki is SEETHING again lads. he's getting mad cos i posted some annehathaway instagram post lmao

hands used to be aching and fucked if i did 50 swings with the sword a year ago
just did 800 and theyre fine
hat me all you want

I am a white Italian man

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>swings with the sword
is this a euphemism?

this is me btw
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The insanely skilled art of making tacos must be the reason the don't have the employees and not because they can no longer find enough beaners that will work for half of minimum wage.

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stop posting yourself every day retard nobody gives a shit

>literal whos
Anne Hathaway is far from a literal who

>dug out of nowhere
This story is literally been covered of major newsoutlets like the BBC
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don't mug yourself

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jesus fucking christ just put crest whitening strips on and my teeth are in agony

bizarre creature

Pale oriental women with ghostly white, faint faces with rose tinted cheeks. Vivacious jet black hair like coal that blows gently in the wind like an windmill. Dressed in the finest silk , blacks and blues, touches of red elegantly drapped on her slender , noble body.

the fobties

she's a literal who in /brit/ now fuck off and impale yourself on a pair of chopsticks you dog eating cretin

ID on sandwich..well done Arby's?

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its hope solo actually, someone made a pic of it during one of the wc threads

Kill yourself goatfucking child raping paki freak

CHOON

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ahahahaha nice one

little whroe

Are these real burgers?
They remind me of when McDonalds ran an app where people could design their own online and it was hilarious.

how can you not know anna hathaway
gormless fool

Imagine being this angry lmao

squelping
he has his own community in the comments that all know eachother

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woah-hoooooooooooooo

snaaaaaaaaaaaaakeeeeeee eeeeeaaaaaaaateeeeeerrrrrrr

baffling

OFFICIAL LOW TESTOSTERONE TEST:
Lean your head sideways on your right shoulder while keeping your shoulders perfectly parallel to the ground, try to make them as broad as possible, if possible use a mirror.
If the top of your head goes over your shoulder you're a shoulderlet and women will scoff at you.

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Is it real NEET hours?

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squalloped

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NEETs are BREEDING housewives across the country in SHOCKING turn of events!

he's london paki. he's dumb af

It's an Arby's roast beef sandwich, actually VERY good fast food

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Legend

yeah going to grandparents tomorrow for dinner they're getting fish and chips :0

t. zhang
havent you got a border collie to go munch on? get the fuck out our thread you twerp

Looks smoother, thinner, and pinker than roast beef is over here. Am tempted to presume it's just pink goo.

dumb angry paki

didn't read the tldr image and couldn't give a hot squirt of piss imagine sitting around getting mad that some bint waffled on about niggers in the US why do you even CARE FFS

arby's meat is all processed garbage
that flyover fatfuck is demented

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how angry are you, paki? SEETHING

tim needs to relieve his pesky snake to heal his mind

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just want him back lads x

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how is it some bint she has 12m followers and has been in loads of hollywood movies
her word carries weight and you would do well to listen, especially when all the blacks in england certainly will

wonder if any of my ancestors fought in ww1

david cameron was a punk ass bitch

London paki needs to calm down I reckon. Probably going to have a stroke.

mine unironically got a VC

fuck off bring back Big Gord

mine unironically got VD

any University of East Anglia lads in

the yanks are back in town

voting age should be 25 if you go to uni
arrogant students never lived a day in the real world

Arby's is legitimately delicious, pay no mind to as he has not only never skinned a buck but most likely never even held a shotgun or rifle

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>You see this in the easy way blacks talk to strangers. Sometimes I wear a hat—a black fedora in the winter or a panama in the summer—and I can count on compliments from blacks: “Love yo’ hat.” “Cool lid, man.” Mostly it’s from men but sometimes from women, too.

if you don't look like this irl there's no hope for you

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wait til 310 you autistic fucks

Ah a brand new girl to disappoint me
Willing to take bets on

A) won't message (1:1.5)
B) won't respond (1:4)
C) won't give out her number (1:20)
D) will ghost after giving out her number (1:25)
E) will actually go on a date (1:100)

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lads is it christmas yet