What's your opinion of Colombia and the Colombian people?

Your prostitutes are so hot though. Planning on saving up and just fucking prostitutes there in the near future

Prostitutes and criminals.the worst country in South america

In comparison to your horrible women (landwhales/feminists/bimbos/club sluts/soccer moms) even our tranny prostitutes are superior.

Kill yourself.

nah, there are some way worse countries... El Salvador... Honduras... current Venezuela...

>Colombia is the worst in south America and frankly, if there were a God, this country wouldn't even exist.
Based and pastillared

Why’d you have to be so mean?

I've heard that there are a lot of my countrymen in your country. Is it true they are scum for the most part?

Because I'm not your average Colombian and as such, I am far from friendly.

What’s wrong baby? You wanna talk about it?

When you're on business or "Intelligence" in a country that Jow Forums posts about and you're also a LARPing faggot.

I'm 100% Colombian, though.

edgy faggot

He’s right y’know

t. Colombian dishwasher/mule/prostitute living the American dream

Two things you should know about me, I believe everything on the internet and on TV. If narcos says your country is a shit hole then I believe it. Hell Trump probably agrees and since he is also from the TV, I believe him 100%. If you say you're from the internet, I mean Columbia, or maybe you're from both, I believe the shit out of whatever you say space man.

A land were all negative Latin American stereotypes are true.

I like Colombia EXCEPT for the disgusting immigrants they send us.

edgy faggot

Got home from Bogota 3 days ago
I wouldn’t mind living there

You're smart.

Accurate.

The country has a lot of beautiful landscapes. It's the people that ruin an otherwise pleasant land.

t. triggered Andres cleaning toilets for a living.

>writes all that shit
>i'm the one triggered
also it's not our fault that you're poor

Also I spent two months there
Went to Cartagena, San Andreas, and Tayrona

Who says that I'm poor? Or that you're rich?

I hope you enjoyed the drugs and the underage prostitutes. It's what most tourists come here for.

Their top exports to Spain are Cocaine,women and telefónica workers

Drugs yes
Prostitutes no
I was visiting a girl I used to date and spent most of my time with her

if you're not poor then why would you expect that i have a bad job in this country, and i never said that i'm rich, and the fact that you implied that i was saying it makes me think even more that you're poor

i heard columbia has cute girls? i will find a gf there yes?

No organized crime?

You type like a retard. Castrate yourself so as to avoid passing your genes onto the next generation, son of a faggot and a whore.

Most of the attractive Colombian girls are the ones with high amounts of European blood. Usually these are upper middle class women and since they ascribe a lot of value to a person being both American and white, you'll surely have no trouble finding a mate.

Wrap it up, is all I can say. You don't want dumb children, I guess.

What if I feel like I genuinely love a Colombian girl
Is it okay with you if I marry her

>No organized crime
In latino bands? yeah too

Yes, it's not my job to keep retards from marrying each other.

If you Spaniards had any balls you'd either deport or assassinate all of them.
But you don't, which is why you have low birthrates, and now a couple hundred African refugees coming in regularly. Who knows? Maybe they will take care of your women and their unused wombs xD

Based
Now it’s her turn to come to my country

They have Spanish nacionality so we cannot deport them.

Anything below Canada and above Argentina is a shithole

>Most of the attractive Colombian girls are the ones with high amounts of European blood

Para nada. Las más atractivas son muy usualmente mezcladas. Sean mestizas o mulatas. Las que son más "europeo" puro usualmente son sosas, o de cuerpos planos o mal proporcionados. Las "latinas" tienen buenos cuerpos por su mestizaje.

Lol nice cuck mentality.

Argentina is much worse shithole on many ways than many countries up north.

If that's the case, then why is plastic surgery so popular in Colombia?
And why do women try to look as "white" as possible? By dying their hair blond, or getting nosejobs so as to have thinner noses? Or even going as far as to have jaw surgery?

Turn on the TV or buy a magazine and most of the women you see there look like Spanish women. Not like your textbook latinas.

>le Argentina hater 0n
yeah.. no...

>By dying their hair blond, or getting nosejobs

yeah no, very few women have these. Jaw surgery? even less.

>Turn on the TV or buy a magazine and most of the women you see there look like Spanish wome

para nada. Como dije, si se vieran como españolas, no serían consideradas atractivas. Las españolas son muy sosas. Las colombianas tienen un físico muy diferente.

Argentina is indeed a shithole with severe political and economical issues than many other countries don't have.

I visited Colombia last year, had a good time. Nice cities and friendly people. Only ever had problems with niggers and taxi drivers, which is pretty standard.
Although Canadians have to pay a special fee to get into the country, wtf is that.

dude, you're from colombia

Perhaps not every woman can afford plastic surgery, considering that the average salary in this country amounts to less than 300 USD, Jhon Fredy.

What I find hilarious is that in a country full of "beautiful" women, we have so many single mothers. I wonder why men wouldn't want to remain by the side of such beautiful women like ours.

It's downright embarrassing to see a Colombian claiming that Argentina is a shithole. They're leagues above us.

>shitholetina aka the most failed Sudaca country in the past 100 years
enjoy the new tarifazo

eltiempo.com/mundo/latinoamerica/asi-funcionan-los-trueques-en-argentina-para-lidiar-con-la-crisis-financiera-237292

my name is Joaquín, what is your shitty name?

>What I find hilarious is that in a country full of "beautiful" women, we have so many single mothers. I wonder why men wouldn't want to remain by the side of such beautiful women like ours.

maybe because there are other things involved in human relations, my retard friend?

>Ellas no tienen trabajo o el marido se quedó sin trabajo, o trabajan quizá los dos y no llegan con el sueldo", explicó Jesica Galera
>Jesica Galera

Ay keeeeeeeeeeeek

My name is Atletico Nacional Gutierrez.

Colombians are too primitive to practice monogamy. That's why we have so many young criminals. Men who grow up without a father turn to crime and gangs in the hopes of finding a male identity and respect.

>That's why we have so many young criminals.

Nice projection, Paisicario. We are not like you, at all.

t. Cundiboyaco

Brooke from r9k is a columbian and Russian mutt

Every Colombian I ever met had some beef with chicanos.

I am from the Coast, you potato-loving manlet piece of shit.

Pics?

Mexicans are trash. Yet another country that deserves to be nuked.

NEED a Colombian gf desu.

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ahhhh un costeño JAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAAJAJAJ QUE GONORREA JAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJA

Paisa spotted.

You are the worst thing that's ever happened to this country.

anda culiate la burra corroncho hijueputa jajajaja con razon esta tan enojado este tipo si yo fuera usted tambien estaria puto con la vida jajajaja, solo falta que sea de cartagena o algun pueblito de esos en los que solo hay luz la mitad del dia

You're either underage or way too dumb to speak Spanish properly.

Trump was right. We're not sending our best.

dale mas gasolinaaaaaaaa

hablame este pipi mas bien gonorrea carechimba, por usted y su gente es que ese pais esta como esta, malparidos corronchos mamaburras que no sirven es pa culo, si no fuera por antioquia colombia seria un mierdero peor que venezuela

>colombilards
avoid them like the plague

I live in Miami and your countrywomen are some of the best pussy I've ever had...seriously Caleñas, Paisas, Costeñas, Barranquilleras it doesn't matter. Aplausos!

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Colombia is basically the Mexico of South America.

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true hermanos

the only country in the world that isn't below the most northern part of canada and above the most southern part of argentina is a small portion of chile. chile confirmed for based and repilled?

God tier spanish accent, culture, women and music. I'll visit some day.