1.your cunt

He obviously meant he HAS a 5 syllable Italian surname, and Dante as his first name for ye olde medieval Italian effect.

I meant that Dante is FOLLOWED by a five-syllable name, not that it is five syllables on its own. Hence why I specified "surname". Dante is my first name.

Shouldn't have used square brackets because they look to much like circular brackets. That being said, nice name, Dante Di Pelegrini.