/brit/

parents don't love me
always feel alone

I love beer but being honest if it didn't have alcohol in it I wouldn't drink it and I don't think anyone else would.

Beer was tasty good stuff from the get go for me, especially dark beers
Red wine took me the longest to really start enjoying

Pipe down you virgin freakazoid

god I can imagine the absolutely repugnantly smug bearded uppity yank who made this cartoon

Do oxford benders actually have to wear suits for exams ahaha

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why is everyone on /brit/ depressed?

yeah I did got 2 matches

do you still live with your parents?

I'd drink it even more (as long as it was completely indistinguishable) because then it'd probably be even cheaper

I don't drink to get drunk, simple as

/brit/ is a drugs general

If you have to drink something until you like it you don’t really like it

Yeah and a carnation. White for first years, red for third years. I actually ended up liking the tradition in the end.

>what is acquired taste

Not quite

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constant posting instead of living life

making some quality posts on brit/pol/

Wow it's like I'm 16 and it's 2008 and I'm on /b/ and I find this sort of thing funny

ah yes living life

so the recent ones are trumpeter and dragon. Never made either of those brands tho no idea if they're decent

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hello nigger

Tricking your brain

We're not, it's just that the pathetic depressed cunts moan the loudest to get any attention they can

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*lives life*
*loves laughs*

actually this is exactly how i pictured this stem autist twat, except i thought he'd be older

are you with her?

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>t. gay nigger

What is "neettoil"? Is that where you pretend that not working is somehow taxing?

It's a damn sight safer than Mexico, of that I can assure you.

Sad lad.

I've been drinking alcohol free beer recently due to medication, and it's alright. So yeah, I would drink beer without alcohol, because I already do. But I'll tell you, normal beer tastes better. It's not just the feeling of drunkness, it does just taste better with alcohol in it.

>drugs

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>Is that where you pretend that not working is somehow taxing?
oh how little you know

why bother with drugs when petrol is so much easier to get

Absolutely not. Glad she lost.

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Why bother with petrol when I can hang myself and experience the ultimate high?

the abbo mindset

business idea jk rowling for pm

lmao
state of oxford students

oop north at huddersfield I wore shorts during my exams

MOVIE MOVIE MOVIE
UGANDA ACTION WARRIOR

Someone made a thread whose edition and op picture was a girl i matched with on tinder
Weird

this

>canada

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rent free

Transcendental enlightenment and escaping the metaphysical cycle of rebirth is the ultimate high

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anyone remember the only thing i love more than quantum electrodynamics is good dick poster?

jezza clarkson for pm
hed sort this right mess out

Canada LITERALLY lives rent free in America's head.

>using the term "rent free"

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>That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!

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Had a lock of pints down pub and chainsmoked a pack of cigs and now I feel terribly dizzy and cannæ sleep

more of a prime minister james may man, myself

*ahem* I said DOES ANYONE HERE GO TO UNIVERSITY OF EAST ANGLIA

idea: enlist a dictator in times of emergency/desperate need

>criticising me in any way, shape, or form

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>jezza clarkson for pm
>hed sort this right mess out

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why do people want niggers in western countries?

jezza clarkson for pm
hed sort this right mess out

How do I go in to social situation in good form

>publicly berating me on an anonymous basket-weaving forum

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most people don't want immigrants
those that do are usually just being naive altruists

literally the lowest iq general: /birt/

Absolutely nothing worse than the spins

I’d take a k hole over this

>replying to my post with anything other than a positive comment

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>Native Americans in red
>Asians in yellow

Bit racist

Keep your eyes open

then why are there so many?
why aren't there tons in china or Russia ?

Jow Forums told me 23andme is going to genetically engineer a disease to wipe out white people. luckily mostly americans have taken the test

There are tons of immigrants in Russia what are you on about?

i'm sterilised

not from Africa

one look at your mum sterilized me

It's called 23andme because humans have 23 chrosomones

That’s the only solution but I’ve work at 5 and just want to sleep 2bh but thanks to this shit I’ve to stay up for at least another hour until it subsides and I’ll stumble into work half cut tomorrow

>then why are there so many?
'cause africa and the middle east are right next to europe
>why aren't there tons in china or Russia ?
russia has loads of immigrants, mostly muslims though - the rest of europe is closer to africa (also better climate) - and china is starting to get immigrants

How many pints do you lads consume on a night out

baffling post

2 pints and then its just water for me

Used to go to work in Moscow every day and walk past a massive throng of midnight black Africans hanging around the metro station speaking broken Russian.

Not to mention the hordes of Central Asians.

We don't have pints here, just jugs and schooners

deano pants

heading to the shop, you lads want anything?

china and russia do not get african immigrants
and being close to somewhere doesn't mean you should allow untold millions of immigrants into your country

cornetto

what state are you in? NSW? we most definitely have pints in victoria.

Without fail I'm always the first person to leave on a so-called night out
Sorry darlings, but I'd rather be at home watching YouTube Premium x

borders should not exist

ancedotal evidence doens't change that Russia has virtually zero african immigrants
they do have ones from the former soviet republics but none from Africa

/brit/+/lat/= /bart/
una vela edition