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The Devil is a master of disguise and takes on many forms. He comes to conquer you, steal your joy, kill your spirit, and destroy your faith.

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and then I said, that's not a barm cake that's my wife!

redpill: this is how the world actually looks

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business idea: coronation street anime

>she doesn't know the truth about asian only accommodation

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>complains about tribalism from asians
>is tribalistic against anyone but whites
i'm sure she doesn't see the hypocrisy

brits will never experience this

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what is the truth

textbook discrimination
I thought this was public offence number 1 to lefties

She couldn't think her way out of a plastic bag

I couldn't think my cock into a woman's fanny

a sandwich? think we invented that

cheese toasties sound good right now

rate the heritage lads

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Jalapenos are peng

Isn't she fucking some half-black guy

it's a pork roll, egg, and cheese sandwich on a squished kaiser roll from a greasy little diner

alri Sicilian

love the anti-yank kiwi

benin :D

based and redpilled

>tfw east african
>tfw all east african DNA test shows ancestry from MENA
just want to be 100% african, simple as

Hey use the correct term

hello nigger

alri Daquan Johnson

based as fuck

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fuck off roger or bill or whatever your name was

mulatto?

my BLACK brother

roger or bill?

>naming your kid western names
my parents aren't cucks

NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER!

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Hey there, Delilah
What's it like in New York city?

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I'm blanking on the name of the east african here

But east africans are semitic aren't they?

proud to be australian even though i've never been there

it's shit

Liam

Ethiopialad / hair loss prevention spokesperson

*repeats the joke a second time louder and slower*

proud new zealander
never been but i have a maori aunt and i was friends with an australian girl in grades 1 through 5

we speak a semitic language, and the story of our old royal family claims descent from king solomon but idk if we're actually semites

>The first woman in history to pass Army Ranger school

Say something nice about her

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>woman

she looks like an australian
they all have noses and ears like that

How do you think I feel being I'm of French and German blood? Even worse being than I'm IRISH and Cherokee as well.
Like, it's the Angel and Devil on your shoulders type deal, but with more characters.

I have the German on the left, and the Frenchie on the right, and they're both telling me to hate the other. Then, we have the little fucking leprechaun in my hair guzzling down some beer trying to get both of 'em to fight, meanwhile the Cherokee guy is going through my wallet going "HAA HAH HAA HAH" as he takes my money and start walking to the fucking bank!

I'M CONSTAN'LY FIGHTIN' ICH BIN ALLE AUFWACHEN MEMENT DE MA VE! ᎤᏁᎳᏅᎯ!

Hilarious how Trump manages to piss off Russia, China, the EU and Iran with his clomping around on this Iran deal

idiot

Hey you're all jews to me

nobody fucking cares yank

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nasri is a handsome lad

it's 3 AM doug shouldn't be getting some sleep for work?
pfffshahahahah

Want some of that sweet sweet goy milk

shame his career is pretty much over

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abloobloo

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who is his slam piece?

are these porn people?

How do you think I feel being I'm of French and German blood? Even worse being than I'm IRISH and Cherokee as well.
Like, it's the Angel and Devil on your shoulders type deal, but with more characters.

I have the German on the left, and the Frenchie on the right, and they're both telling me to hate the other. Then, we have the little fucking leprechaun in my hair guzzling down some beer trying to get both of 'em to fight, meanwhile the Cherokee guy is going through my wallet going "HAA HAH HAA HAH" as he takes my money and start walking to the fucking bank!

I'M CONSTAN'LY FIGHTIN' ICH BIN ALLE AUFWACHEN MEMENT DE MA VE! ᎤᏁᎳᏅᎯ!

Shouldn't you be trying hard to fit in a general that isn't for yanks? Oh wait.

drip doctor he cheated on his gf with and lead to him being banned for doping

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lyne these are sex people

fuckhead

good post

fuckhead

can't believe i survived uni

how to stop thinking about the 'cide

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get to work from home tomorrow lads

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'cide

>it's a 35 year old mildy racist white guy is unmarried/married to an asian episode

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known among girls as a "slamcock" apparently

Embrace death

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delete this, we finally got rid of all of our jews

thanks israel

they called me a yoter

yellow fever commie runt is mad whitey gets all the ricepicker pussy lmao

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that shit actually kinda ruined his career

admit to yourself you're not ever going to do it and stop fantasizing about it

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BASED

shut the fuck up netherlands

This is the thread where I have the most friends.
I'm going to sleep now, good night, lads!

how is he not Jewish?
stephen mangan is just Irish apparently

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yea we did Sandwich is a place in Kent and the Sandwich was invented by the earl of sandwich

irish, jewish, same difference really

Alan's life seems really luxurious but every time he posts images of his day to day and night life it looks dire.

>he couldn't get laid with white girls and had to settle for asians
enjoy raising your own supreme gentleman lad

Taking the bus to yoker lads

I'd suck alan's massive paki dick and gargle his cum if he asked me to
not gay btw

White women age like milk

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I identify most with canadian posters

absurd amount of laugh track in that skit

I don't fuck asians they're disgustingly ugly without surgery but being mad someone else is taking all the asians shows how desperate the aussierunt is lmao

wywimmin be like ohhhhh dis aging process to spicy fo me *dab* *dab* *dab* *dab* *dab* *dab* *dab* *dab* *dab* *dab* *dab* *dab* *dab* *dab* *dab* *dab* *dab* *dab* *dab* *dab* *dab* *dab* *dab* *dab* *dab* *dab* *dab* *dab* *dab* *dab* *dab* *dab* *dab* *dab* *dab*

I'm Alan Partridge didn't seem to be paced for a laugh track, on the whole the series would've been immensely better without it

honestly hate single camera sitcoms with laugh tracks

she was never attractive

I think I've said "good night, friends"!!!!!

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this brazilian is worse than autismoyank