times up rorke edition
/brit/
Dylan James
Jace Perez
why are they so foul mouthed?
Alexander Ortiz
need big pete to return to australian politics, oust bill shorten, and become australia's next PM
Leo Foster
Friendlyjordies always portrays him as some weird 18th century aristocrat
dont really get it desu
Landon Nguyen
hi i’m a right-wing magapede and i’m scared of black people :( their big dicks and toxic masculinity intimidate me
Luis Gutierrez
Interesting how the brave rebels say "fuck the fascists" rather than "fuck X group of people you can't criticise".
James Cook
Alri
Andrew Flores
howling at this
Nolan Cook
He's a bit distant compared to Based Tones
He's not spergy like Rudd though
Evan Jones
Their parents didn't teach them good manners.
Angel Baker
>>she had named her first child Neve Te Aroha Ardern Gayford
my name's greek, doesn't mean i'm greek
Leo Cooper
Because almost all of it is skin cancer which has a 98% survival rate
Jason Sanders
Ah, Quake 3, that was a good game.
Robert Gomez
Fuck's sake I'm sick of Billy Shorten
Literally any other Labour party member would do a better job.
Parker Mitchell
>Amerimutt talking about his heritage
*walks away and talks to someone unique*
Jose Ramirez
friendlyjordies is a blatant shill for the ALP. From memory I think he has an ALP MP family member.
Logan Rogers
the guy from Crowded House?
Carson Moore
Would vote for a man named Willy Longen
Thomas Johnson
>ywn sail across the ocean for many days/weeks at a time just to shoot random animals and brown folk on some remote island
Dominic Nguyen
they're so rebellious and unique
Caleb Sullivan
lmao didn't mention heritage, just said the etymology of your name doesn't determine your nationality or ethnic origin
an japanese guy called steve is still a japanese guy
Ayden Myers
snap out of it man don't let your dreams be dreams
Gavin Evans
>colorectal cancer = skin cancer
yeah you're not too bright are you?
Alexander Baker
Josiah Baker
>tfw could kill any of those commie civnat cucks
Nathan Bell
nah that's neil finn and he already was pm of new zealand (or at least his doppelganger was)
Matthew Cook
the gf
Thomas Lewis
Nigga, his flag is toothpaste.
Austin Edwards
bought a bow and arrow
gonna go cuck hunting
Alexander Hughes
Americans now accept and tolerate a demographic of people who have recreational sex with each other’s rectums. Support for aforementioned group has gone up after they unleashed a third world plague that has killed over half a million people in the US, including over 70% of hemophiliacs (who are dependent upon blood transfusions). If you dare criticise this group in any way, you will be attacked, villainized, and treated like a carrier of a leprous contagion (oh the irony). In whackier parts of this nation like San Francisco, there is an annual festival where people indulge in these graphic sex acts in public, and at one point, young children used to be in attendance. (Not sure if they still are now — I hear the organizers of the Folsom Street Fair have gotten stricter about security.) The former Democratic Speaker of the House, whose congressional district is host to these canal rituals, has openly defended them to the media.
Austin Powell
jesus you freak nonce let her out of the cellar NOW!
Isaiah Howard
absolute unit
Angel Hall
Business Idea: Katter/Rudd shared prime ministership
Dylan Anderson
just turned 18
Nathaniel Myers
based + kevpilled
Blake Barnes
Reminder, that the only thing capable of DISGUSTING you is your THOUGHTS on a thing
Luis Hall
Modern leftists are emotional children. To them there is no higher act of rebellion than saying a bad word.
Luke Peterson
en.wikipedia.org
Harold Holt, the Prime Minister of Australia, disappeared while swimming near Portsea, Victoria, on 17 December 1967. A massive search operation was mounted in and around Cheviot Beach, but his body was never recovered. Holt was eventually declared dead in absentia, and his memorial service five days later was attended by many world leaders. It is generally agreed that his disappearance was a simple case of an accidental drowning, but a number of conspiracy theories still surfaced, most famously the suggestion that he had been collected by a Chinese submarine. Holt was the third Australian prime minister to die in office, after Joseph Lyons in 1939 and John Curtin in 1945. He was initially replaced in a caretaker capacity by John McEwen, and then by John Gorton following a Liberal Party leadership election. Holt's death has entered Australian folklore, and was commemorated by, among other things, the Harold Holt Memorial Swimming Centre.
Brody Brown
she looks 12 you werido!
Jaxson Turner
Overusing the word "fuck" seems like a very American thing
It has no venom, especially when coming from someone who looks like they'd snap in half with a strong wind
William Wilson
out for a pint with the lads
William Fisher
love auspol hours
Brody Baker
God she used to be so hot
Jacob Cox
Fogg method a weaponised CBT that advertisers use on you
Chase Thompson
dave was a based PM
much better than may
Tyler Cooper
>I can normalize doing children
>therefore it's right
Jeremiah Butler
It's weird to think of a national leader being so anonymous that he can drown or get eaten by a shark without anyone noticing. Like Olof Palme getting shot in the street and nobody knowing who did it.
Dominic Wright
>American healthcare is ba-
Carter Rivera
probably similar shenanigans
Kayden Foster
blair > cameron > major > brown > may > thatcher
Nathaniel Turner
Yup.
Compounding swear words or insults is also the yankiest reddit thing ever.
Adrian Richardson
>2004-2009
that's too obsolete for oncology, man
there's been a huge breakthrough in the last few years, especially in the most problematic kinds like the triple n*gative c*ncers..
(have to type like this so google wouldn't depress me with targeted cancer ads).
Evan Reyes
american healthcare is of a very high quality, only it's inaccessible to many.
Noah Lewis
hawkie was potentially the most based head of government any country has ever had
hope he lives forever
Landon Smith
Surprised how much my mood's improved listening to classical music all night.
Jeremiah Moore
If Australia is so fantastic then why is there half a million of them in the UK?
Luis Cooper
Just take out a loan
Jeremiah Morgan
maggie first but otherwise this is correct
Andrew Adams
Most Brits would strongly disagree with you
Lincoln Scott
bullshit.
switzerland is by far the best
Ryder Torres
yeah, you see I only made the post to make poms seethe. you can fuck off back to /cum/ now.
Josiah Scott
don't really care
Charles Parker
ranked by what criteria?
Nicholas Wright
>watching australia in the cricket
>camera turns to Bob Hawk skulling a pint
Nathan Richardson
alri
Nolan Morris
so that's in america, faggot?
Adrian Richardson
Business idea: Führerprinzip, but for Anglos
Ayden Butler
idk
Jace Reyes
reminder it is illegal for straight white men to serve in the australian military
Carter Brown
They're just there to shag your women m8
Dominic Campbell
She cut her dick off lad
Jayden Hernandez
did you take a shit in the shower already?
John Bailey
I assume it's the UK but saying these protestors are very Yankish
Even the concept of holding a protest is very anti-anglo
Anthony Rodriguez
Just successfully snuk a girl in, shagged her twice and snuk her out Wehay
Joshua Hill
bbc > c4 > abc > sbs > tvnz > cbc > rte > sabc
Ryder Edwards
Well they won't have to worry about Yank competition then
Ethan Sanders
how many?
bullshit
David Bennett
if australia ever goes to war whether it wins or loses will not be on the back of any straight white male
Charles Bell
>anti-anglo
anti-tory maybe. you need to brush up on your history, gook.
Aiden Wright
tommy shelby
Joshua Bennett
What is this, "Son of Deano" night?
David Baker
Nathan Ortiz
when do you start 10th grade
Alexander Robinson
convinced long walks listening to classical music is a legitimate cure for depression
Colton Bell
>Feminine penis
Thoughts
Logan Turner
cbc > abc >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bbc
Jonathan Edwards
Good post.
Isaac Taylor
the occam's razor, apply it, dumb ass.
it is the fucking westminster in the pic.
what are the odds that these are yanks?
Caleb Nguyen
i hear the secrets that you keep
when you're talking in your sleep
David Green
Umm duh? Aussies are the Chads of the Anglo world (Irish too if you consider them Anglo).
Nathaniel Rogers
Crazy mate, you're whack, you're out of control. Ain't NOBODY gonna tell you what to do.
Cooper Clark
El Stupido
Levi Taylor
cbc original programming is utter garbage
can't think of a single non-documentary show that they've ever produced
news programming isn't too bad though, although the national's gone significantly downhill since mansbridge retired
Jace Powell
Based
Easton Martinez
>S H E
>H
>E
Blake Robinson
I like Irish people but mate they're not the Chads of the anglosphere
maybe in american culture they are
Caleb Powell
How do I get an Irish gf?
Alexander Sullivan
yes
Christian Sanders
Met a man wearin' a t-shirt, says "Virginia is for Lovers"
Had a Bible in his left hand and a bottle in the other
He said "all you're really given is the sunshine and your name"
We both started laughin' when the sky started to rain
Jordan Bell
Is that the guy that gets spammed in the Jazz threads on /tv/?