If a war breaks out between the Dominican Republic and Haiti, and you were the head of state of your nation, which side would you support?
If a war breaks out between the Dominican Republic and Haiti, and you were the head of state of your nation...
Dominicans a thousand times. Haitians literally tried to conquer the east twice and failed despite having 10× the population. Now they are the "victims" because Trujillo tried to keep them on their sode of the island
Trujillo should’ve finished the job and genocide all the Hatians
Haiti or both
I give them an illusion of possibility of winning and that's how more of them'd die
When Haiti will be destroyed we established there the new colonies and deport there Ukrainians.
Haiti because Dominicans are self-hating blacks
dr
Take the money and run.
Send Ukrainian qts pls
Dominican Republic because they at least produce great baseball players.
Would conquer them both
No!
Why is DR so racist?
wtf i wanna travel to dr now
No one.
Yeah It's really anoying when people deliberately ignore the various invasions and the human losses that we suffered.
JUST LET THEM ALL IN ALREADY
#REFUGEESWELCOME #NOBORDERS #FIGHTRASISM
source?
they’re blacks in denial. it’s hilarious how they legitimately think that they’re not black
samefag
Goddamn racists!
I’m not the guy who posted the pic
You're right. Tomorrow I'll bring in 3, no 4 haitian dudes to live with me in my house and I'll tell all my neighbors to do the same, specially the ones with daughters.
>The parsley massacre took place in October 1937 against Haitians living in the DR... According to some sources, the massacre killed an estimated 20,000 Haitians living in the northern frontier—clearly at Trujillo's direct order.
Fucking racists!
>20,000
MUH 20 GAZILLION. LET ME INTO YOUR HOUSE DOMINIKEN RACISTE JE SUIS DOMINIKEN LIKE YOU OOGA BOOGA.
God bless you, that's exactly what Jesus Christ would do
sell weapons to both sides
DR....that's a lazy question . They are a fucking train wreck so corrupt that they surpass normal Carribean and L.A. corruption. They are an ecological, safety and economic disaster. It's the literal complete fucking shithole of the entire Americas.
Haiti still hasn't recovered from the earthquake and you're expecting them to go to war? lol
We will take non-Jewish Ukranians but you have to take back Jewish Russians and some of the Latin American "beneficial" migrants. Deal????
good choice
What a deal...
>Would conquer them both
Probably the better option and suprisingly your murder rate is below D.R.s....Haiti needs a nuke though. We can't save it.
Good DR can only save it's self if it expells non-slave Haitian labor.
DR. Gore all Haitians and make them farm feed
>your murder rate is below D.R.s
Fake news
>What a deal...
Yes it is. We can give you some fish, soybeans, corn, beef, air conditioners and microprocessors. Also, you'd probably like our smaller distillers and breweries. They make some tasty alcohol.
>your murder rate is below D.R.s
>Fake news
Google it fuck face. I just did before making a knee jerk comment.
That war would last like one day. youtube.com
I would finance both sides
based
>The Pueblo Viejo mine is a gold mine located in the north-central region of the Dominican Republic in the Sánchez Ramírez Province. It is the largest gold mine in the Americas and second largest in the world.
I feel bad for the people nearby. Those fucks are contaminating their only water source.
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whichever side the US tells me to
You're all going about it the wrong way. Claim the Dominican-Haiti conflict is threatening the stability of the region and due to their close proximity to the United States, the threat on both sides must be quelled.
Wait a couple of weeks until both are starved, lacking morale or outright dead. Then you land boots on the ground, "occupy" the land promising "reconstruction"and establish a pseudo-colony. Throw the populations into mines and farms across the country, but it isn't slavery, we're helping them "reconstruct."
>Hay ciudades en que si funciona bien. En Santo Domingo me pasaron toda clase de vainas con Uber. Los tipos me querían cobrar en efectivo desde el aeropuerto, terminaban la carrera en la app para hacer trucos, terribles chóferes, manejaban y hablaban por teléfono; de regreso al aeropuerto el tipo se paro a mear en el medio de la nada en una vía rápida y cuando se subió me preguntó si yo quería manejar el carro de ahí hasta el aeropuerto .
wtf
>Dominicans I give you tons of guns, money and shit to help you crash those haitian subhumans while i purchase your gold mine, to help you further of course hehe
>Haitians i sell you cheap weapons so you can defeat those dominican racists and in return i get that worthless gold mine that they have, so i can help you develop your island haha
kek
It would last one day youtube.com
Unite them both and create the Kingdom of Hispaniola, with me as the monarch and a harem of brown wives
Any random militia in the Central Cibao region would slaughter those Haitian niggers very easily.
Why are you so racist towards your Haitian brothers?
DR, haitians are scum of the earth lower than fucking Somalians
That image is from a Dominican movie called "Cristo Rey". In real life the police would have splattered that Haitian monkeys brains.
Neither side fuck those island monkey shitholes
Dominican Republic would annihilate Haiti regardless. What's funny is the only thing preventing Dominicans from genociding Haitians are international NGO groups.
UN was a mistake
based racist dominicans
Support our BLACK brothers in Haiti obviously
>that pic
why do Haitians hate tree's so much?
gibs me dat