Howdy user, whats on your mind

n-nothing

Don't tell me you wouldn't hit that.

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Would.
Love muscular girls.

so many faggots here rn

muscular girls are gayer than traps

>No gf to physically and sexually dominate me

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>user lets have sex
no i don't really feel like it
*grabs you and pins you down*

I'd argue with you, but I only know what I feel.
And I love traps.

there is nothing homosexual about a women with strong legs wrapping them around you to make sure you dont pull out

THIS

>you wouldn't hit that
It's more probable she would hit me instead

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Disgusting, I only talk to Japanese women, fuck off.

nice horsy
whoud breed

>Japanese women
ask me how i know you're a beta

asianpussy is tight af

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said the town's rapist.

thats moldova you silly rice farming fuck

>rice farming fuck

that's a compliment, thanks.

Heard you boys like Southern muscle girls
youtube.com/watch?v=o0hrYD0p_7Q

Holy fuck I'm in love

Yeah, she sounds like everyone in my hometown. Dunno how she's so interesting to people outside my state.
She's hot, though. Would marry.

GIVE ME AN AMERICAN GF RIGHT NOW OR THE DOG GETS IT

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>she will never go noodling in your pants

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American girls are easy to impress if you're European and have an accent. Just come get one it wouldn't be hard

Ya user just b urself

With joy.

No.

Flights to America are too expensive. I will have to sail through the North Sea

I'd marry her

>vikings reach coast of canada in late 900s
>try to colonize
>too cold, they give up
maybe you really are meant for the southern US

Based Viking bull

I remembered that I saw a woman bodybuilder in real life only once.

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I don't think it was the cold, they probably gave up because the natives were too hostile and outnumbered the vikings

lordy she's look alike thicker tay tay

>vikings storm into england and battle the anglo-saxons on their home turf
>go to newfoundland
>lose to the Beothuk and Thule????
I'm going with cold, unless you want to lose against eskimos

this is the most American thing I've ever read

The Vikings beat the English (temporarily) by creating a huge army to invade their island, which is directly west of Scandinavia.

America is MUCH farther away and to reach it you needed to sail through dangerous waters. The logistics of conquering Vinland just weren't feasible

big scandi boi wrecked by eskimo igloo manlet??? owo
*glomp* gib greenland back scandi boi owo
uwu pls uwu

i dont know what youve been told but eskimo pussy is mighty cold

I think Denmark would be happy to give you Greenland because at this point it's just a money drain. Also the eskimos are killing themselves at an alarming rate

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Would you a Swedish muscle girl?

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is the booze killing off eskis in greenland like it is to what remains of our natives?

I guess? It might also be because they're stuck on a frozen island with no future but to fish and hunt seals or whatever

This lifestyle worked for them in the past but now with internet and TV they can see what the rest of the world is like

she will never do the things to you that she does to those catfish

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I bet she can kick down apple trees with those legs

Now this is a 10/10

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This

Shes like 4'11.

>t-tongue fucking then actually fucking your big rock hard ass

>Someone smaller but still stronger than me
That's kind of hot

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>I will never have my head crushed by those thighs as she climaxes while I lick her rude farmer pussy, my brains splattering everywhere and my skull becoming a bunch of breadcrumbs
Life is just not fair

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mon dieu

>you will never get beaten up by an alabama bumpkin

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n-nothing...

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>2D

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>she will never destroy your asshole with her massive veiny clit

>She will never crush your head in ecstacy as your eat her to orgasm

No, I don't like Applejack.

I just had a dream where I was about to be arrested and I pulled out of my gun and instantly shot myself in the head with no question. I'm so god damn proud of myself. It felt so real at the time so I know if it ever comes down to it in real life I'll be able to do it. Also I'm convicted felon so any interaction with a cop means I'm going to prison for many years.

fag, bet you like dash

oh

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No, I am sn Autismo and bored her with politics and history she knew nothing about.

>Really uneducated.

I would love to dominate all these "muscle girls" with my superior male strength. I bet that is what they all want anyway.

She's second. Main favorite is Twilight.

FOUL

>caring so much about politics and history and other inconsequential things you will never be able to meaningfuly impact
>overlooking the simple joys and viscerality of the people and things before you

kek

I am actually autistic, so it is really hard to bond over this basic shit. I don't have much acess to my own emotions. It gets confusing sometimes, especially these things that should come naturally.

> At least it is "light" Autism.

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Because she's cute as fuck

>I am actually autistic, so it is really hard to bond over this basic shit. I don't have much acess to my own emotions. It gets confusing sometimes, especially these things that should come naturally.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you every German poster on Jow Forums. No longer need you wonder why they're so perpetually salty

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Still well above many flags on this board

Only if she shouts "FREEDOM AIN'T FREE" from time to time.

toned > ripped

>I present to you every German poster on Jow Forums
You misspelled every German in the world

I'd fill her with my cum and marry her

Now imagine licking her entire body after that win as she pins you down while jacking you off with her armpit

This

>whats on your mind
I'd rather not tell you, or you'd break me in half.

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