Croissant munchers I need your adviceon how to survive in paris for a day without getting beaten up in an alleyway with a baguette.
Jokes aside, I need to know a good place to chill at while I'm waiting for my friend to come there, on top of that I won't be having a single cent in my pocket before that.
Just don't go to Paris.
And I swear if you go there only to cry about how shit Paris is, you had been told not to go.
Why are girls so obsessed with France? I knew a girl who moved there to marry a guy she met online and he's over a decade older than her. Her reason was because, "he's French, duh."
I've been to paris and know what to expect, the city's what you make of it pierre
Parisians are usually cunts
Lol, why is my flag uk even though I'm using a german bus' wifi in france?
You arrive at Bercy ?
That's correct
I assumed you have at least money to take the metro, you can take directly the line 6 and chilling out at Bir Hakeim. It's safe and not crowdy.
I have literally zero in my pocket, nothing
You have no money to take transportion, congratulations, what's the next part of your masterplan ?
There is park nearby, can you make it there ?
Honestly user if you have money problem , I can pick you up and we can chill out nearby waiting for your friend.
>this place is pretty great
Not the OP but I've been there before.
Gets quite crowded
Everything gets crowded
Parc Monceau, nice and quiet, plus the trees will cool you down
Pretty big trip if you ask me.
Can you walk?
Right, then he can pass through the Parc de Bercy to join the Seine and walk across it to the center of Paris.
who the fuck wants to be in Paris with 35c weather
There is a comfy cinema with AC units to not dying from the heat.
>35°c
>no money
>paris
Lol you're going to die user.
That's why I proposed to protect him with my baguette, he can stay at my place who has AC while waiting for his friend, he is gonna get rob then die from deshydratation.
Even if he is a briton, that's still a fellow Jow Forums user.
Weather is actually nice under trees.