Australia

australia

how would you feel about becoming a colony of the USA

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they already are

Leave Australia as they are, they are our best ally as is. Also the cut off seclusion has them making the best shitposts and makes them the Anti-Canada.

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No. We want New Zealand.

should we annex canada then?

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I thought we were a Chinese colony?

lol

almost ejaculated from exclusively prostate stimulation alone the other week, but it felt too much like I needed to pee so I held back. wish I hadnt

To be honest mate, that sounds a little on the gay side.

Fascinating.

nah

Amazing

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There's nothing shameful about being a poo pusher.

Is this what the nurse was ridiculing

No we don't want their infection.

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The only poo I push is the poo down the drain

Well okay then. Keep fighting the good fight.

why not just flush it lad

We aren't made of water here.

You don't flush your toilets?

pee flows down the pipes on its own and poop stomps down the shower drain just fine, why waste the water?

most of them aren't plumbed
many are simply pits dug in the ground

absurdly wasteful

You learn something new every day!

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Manure is fertilizer, come on.

Why not dig a bigger pit so you dont have to push it down? Is the pit near capacity?

We aren't made of shovels here.

We don't have earth moving tools, and i don't exactly like digging out shit my hands.

umm sweaty this is the only solution

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>and i don't exactly like digging out shit my hands.
Soft city type, typical.

Melbournite

We'll just take Western Oz and call it a day.

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*blocks your path*

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Would've been cooler if French.

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Fuck off we're full.
Also:
>Seppo government
>Seppo education
>Seppo healthcare
>Seppo public infrastructure
>Seppo "English"
>Seppo """""""""sports""""""""
Yeah nah get fucked mate

>perfect timeline doesn't exi-

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Why is there an elf hat on a stick on that flag, and why are two people shaking over it?

>american education

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Become our colony like a Canada.

pls colonize my asshole

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>UK flag introduced once again

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Explain the elf hat, what does it mean

Fuck off with Kansas, no one wants to live there

Accurate

wow which rare flag is this