ITT We help Europeans survive the heat

When you feel really hot and thirsty, find a tree to stand below. You will feel better within a minute or two

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Or, just go under the sun and get a nice tan

just open the window lmao

>get into the sun
>next day your skin falls off
>but at least it has a nice tan

>next day your skin falls off
that never happened to me
weakling

wh*teoids are pathetic lmao

BASED GLOBAL WARMING

Drink water moderately but all day long. Avoid going out between 10 am ~ 4 pm unless you really need to. When taking a bath start with hot or warm water, finish with cold. If you don't have AC, fill and freeze a container with water, put it at your side before going to sleep. Open Windows from one side of your house and the other, so there's an air current that flows all the time. Some people drinks coffee or hot tea but that doesn't work for me.

The absolute state of northen yuros

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Just sit at home and turn on the AC bro.

The absolute state of wh*tes

i don't get why people do this, why do you try to make yourself look more like a nigger?

Do you have niggers in straya, I thought all you had were abbos and arabs?
What are pajeets like, are they nigger-tier or are they more of a servant class?

Better than looking like a corpse

god i can't wait for the summer so all the br*ts fuck off back to gloom and rain land.

you aussies are always tanned, arent you redskins?

They keep getting skin cancer

we have a few, desu all the ones i've met are decent, they came out (or their parents came out) of their own will, but some areas have a problem with african gangs.
you lot are a mixed bag, if you speak fluent english/grew up here then most won't mind you, but if you have an accent/are difficult to understand/isolate yourself and only hang out with other pajeets, you won't impress anyone

actually no i can think of one nigger who was a pos, but most are fine

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After putting peppermint oil in a bath and putting your body will be cold

I will not recommend it

Your body will become cold

>your body will be cold
>I will not recommend it
>Your body will become cold
Decide what you want in live, Tokugawa

Question: Why don't Europeans just turn nocturnal?

Sunlight is like straight up poison to us, it causes sunburn, melanomas and cancer. And we already get enough vitamin D anyway, just by drinking milk and eating cheese. There's literally nothing to gain by staying diurnal.

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but there is very cold in winter

>find a tree to stand below
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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No night here in summer. 24/7 sunlight.

> Mow my lawn at 19:00 for 30 minutes
> Get a sunburn

Fuck leaving the house desu.

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Edo castle recorded the collapse of the Edo shogunate
Tokugawa fucking

Summer is never dark, Winter is always dark.

hahaha how the fuck is sunburn even real haha nigga get some melanin

Are Europeans really this weak?

This. If you don't know the feeling of peeling dead, dried out skin from areas that were exposed to sun during the summer then you're not white.

>go to Italy for two weeks
>return to the home after
>all tanned skin falls off after the first bath
>white like a ghost again
Happened to me last year.

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Thank you based third world friends. I am dying. My dog is dying. My cats are dying. My gerbils are dying. I need to use a lot of water but because it is so dry and hot I will run out of water. Thank you for the tips.

The heat never bothered me anyway.

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no AC + high as fuck humidity

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There are no trees left.
They have all burnt down.

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Take a shower more than once a day.